Good read. I am pro-blob.

Whimsy side quest: next Friday I want to get up extra early and stop at Turtle Park to journal for a while before work.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Get Bradley Cooper and Timothée Chalamet in a two-hander stat!

I don’t like when there are event photographers on the dance floor. How am I supposed to dance like no one’s watching with a giant camera in my face?

ABOLISH BATHROOM CODES

I DID IT. I am freeeeeeeeeeee!

As long as I stay strong and don't log in, my Twitter account is getting permanently deleted on March 2. 🥳🍾

sorry for the person i will become during blank check march madness

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

I have a gripe: I need us to stop making every healthy convenience food insanely low calorie. I picked out this can of black bean soup because it says it has 20 grams of protein, but the whole can is only 200 calories! That is not dinner!!

I want an HGTV show where baby boomers who own large suburban houses get them remodeled to facilitate multi-generational living. It would be a hit! It's a real design challenge, it would be extremely cute and wholesome, and it would generate 9,000 thinkpieces about the state of the housing market.

Ameren says I will have power back by tomorrow night!!💡🙌🏻🥳🎉

What’s up, @sticknation.bsky.social! I’m Margaret and this is my log. It’s from Ghostwood National Forest and I carry it with me everywhere.

Joe Wright sounded like he was being held at gunpoint during that intro and I'm not sure why.

Does anyone else get spam calls that involve evangelists reading scripture to you over voicemail? I do, and it is weird.

My friend just told me that the book I gave her 9 month-old is the current bedtime fav. They’ve read it every night this week. Excuse me while I ride this high forever.

Successfully executed 3/3 hangs with my busiest friends this weekend! Myra was right, miracles do happen once in a while.

Just got home after espresso martinis and I’m about to deep clean my whole home. Peak Saturday night. Unbeatable.

I have no idea what normal news consumption habits are in 2025. I feel like the only choices are to drink from the firehose or be thirsty and ignorant. Does anybody have it figured out?

These movie names are way too short. How am I supposed to come up with a punny name for my Oscar night snack?! Bring back long titles! We didn't know what we had with Killers of the Crab Rangoon last year.

Don’t run red lights when the streets are like this!! 😡😡😡

Everyday I wake up grateful that I don’t work at the DMV. Those people deserve a salary of a million dollars a year. I could simply never.

www.stlmag.com/design/explo... Got my car serviced today and absolutely drooled over this gorgeous photo essay while I waited for the mechanics to do their thing. Our city is so pretty. 🥰

I’m not like other girls (I watched the 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony 11 years late.)

I gotta buy Christmas presents for the men in my life. Time to start listening to podcast ads.

Please appreciate this exchange I had with my 7 year-old cousin: “Do you have a boyfriend?” “Yes, his name is Max.” “How old is he?” “30” “Is he a teenager?” “No, he’s too old to be a teenager.” “But some boyfriends who are 30 are teenagers!” …can’t argue with that.

I put off my pie shopping til the last minute and was absolutely dreading going to Schnucks. But there was NO LINE. A Thanksgiving miracle!!

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

Bella Swan is the daughter of a cop, a teen bride, and carries a pregnancy to term even though she knows it will kill her. Girlie did not vote for Kamala.

Someone stole my bike! 😡 And I don’t even know if I should replace it because it was locked up to my deck. What additional security could I even add??

A bookstore at City Foundry would clean up

I went out tonight and forgot to leave my heater on and my memory foam mattress is frozen solid

Having a wild Friday night (texting everyone I know that they need to watch May December as soon as possible)

You know how sometimes when they’re walking behind you on the street, men will to make extra noise so that they don’t accidentally scare you? A man just did that to me, but he started humming the Pink Panther theme song.

My cousin has a new boyfriend. Today I got a text from my dad asking if it would be okay if the fam invited him to the next Mizzou game instead of me. Y'all, I have never typed yes faster. I get to go to the pregame party but I don't have to watch any sports? A dream!! I hope they get married.

“You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep.”

Confirmed: Taylor stans Park Chan-wook!

I was in a good mood today and I decided to test it by going jeans shopping and the first two pairs I tried on…worked. I feel invincible. Should I buy a lottery ticket?

Got a flu shot at work today and looked so pathetic that my boss sent me home 3 hours early! A win is a win!

The reason everyone is so glum in January and February is because y'all start autumn in August. If you wait til October to bring out the pumpkin spice, then you won't be burnt out on snowmen and hot cocoa in the new year. Pace yourselves!

Spoke too soon! I hate everything today. 🙃

Not to be dramatic, but I think this is the best summer of my whole life.

"'But it's so hot,' insisted Daisy, on the verge of tears, 'And everything's so confused.'"

God bless the donor who said "You're sure working late tonight!" Ma'am, it is 4:12pm, but you're right, I am.

St. Louis, I need recommendations. I’m planning a sleepover party and I wanna do a nice breakfast at the house in the morning. Is there a local restaurant that does good carryout breakfast? Should I hire a private chef (even though it’s only for 8 people?) Is this dumb? Should I just get bagels?

I want to be the first wedding at WildCare Park when it opens in 2027. Do I have a boyfriend? No. But I have a *dream.*

This is how I know I’m an atheist.