At least I won’t have to hear about that Citrus dogshit for a day or two. Always a silver lining. You just need to know where to look.

Interestingly, couple of my group chats are deathly quiet this am. These guys always have an opinion on everything and yet remain silent at the moment. Odd.

I have said all I need regarding this current Middle East situation I have nothing further to add at this moment I will not be taking any questions

The noise in the mkt the next 36hrs is going to be deafening. The signal however… deathly quiet

how big the gap on the open tonight and how long to close it?

While I’m here, why is it only white (mainly Anglo) middle class ppl that are expats & every single other person is an immigrant? Bcs they’re not fucking expats either, they’re immigrants. Just like me. You’re only ever an expat when you visit your country of origin. Everywhere else; immigrant!

And yes. I went outside. Touched grass. Yelled at pigeons. Ran a brisk 5km.

Gotta love LinkedIn. Nary a cunt missing a single opportunity to make it all about themselves. Today’s edition; Nouveau Dubai dwellers sharing with us what they’ve learnt living in a temporary no fly zone and what means for tomorrow’s thought leaders

Slow drift, yes. Acceleration, maybe? Destination, only when a credible alternative is available…. This article does little (if anything) to articulate that destination. Though tbf, for the first time (perhaps ever) I’m beginning to entertain the thought… with varying degrees of seriousness….

An irregular reminder; go touch grass Everything will still be a clusterfuck when you get back and are ready to doomscroll and opine once again

Can not keep up with the news cycle anymore. Largely don’t actually even want to, to be honest.

Lots of laudatory ‘we didn’t elect a racist nazi inbred’ going on in Engerland today (understandably) despite the entire political class and national leadership remaining an exponentially growing clusterfuck

the fuck do any of those words even mean?!

week's over lads have at it

anyway, as ever I'm guessing there's no real reason for this price action but someone will be along shortly to provide me with a narrative

wait did Citrus publish a paper on NVIDIA or simply post his mng fecal routine? stonks are lower

Much as the gimp shits me, the more I wonder how much blame should really be apportioned to that Citric fuck in this whole debacle. As @vegavandal.bsky.social aptly pointed out - real ppl with huge risk limits sat in the Citadels and Millenniums of this world were out there punting this shit.

Citrus must've use Diddy sized numbers of baby oil in the last 36hrs beating off to the sound of his name being uttered by all of wall street

anyway burn all this shit to the ground

Those that know me, know I don't suffer fools and have an ever shortening fuse - so can we pls stop talking about this Citrus twat in the same breath as him being a market catalyst other than lining his own poclets he's not the fucking mesiah - he's just another twat with a sub service

headhunter shop with no phone number listed on their website, not even an alternate means of getting in touch really doing god's work when it comes to dispelling the notion that they are all massive cunts

remember when some genius after the last NFP's wild price action in Bill and Ben said the Japanese post office was using it as an opportunity to informally intervene... yeah.... in your fucking face with your intervention

jobs for the boys is fucking great* (*if you happen to be one of the boys)

finally someone with the courage to say the quiet part out loud

jesus fucking wept BBG tv actually talking about this Citrus dogshit from yesterday as something.... fucking real get firmly fucked

Is Bitcoin also down because of a citrini research piece?

once again with feeling

anyone care to tell me what happened at 4pm TOkyo? 30 odd mins ago Bill and Ben had quite the spasm

Shit day. Hope yours was better.

Apparently there was some hockey on… Oh well

Italy look genuinely good here. Certainly better than the English have all tournament. Hanging in despite playing arguably one of the best teams in world rugby right now.

I have an immense dislike of Marcus Smith but you can’t deny his talent

Maybe the Danes or Dutch could replace England in the 6 nations. Certainly wouldn’t be any worse a standard of rugby.

What’s the name of the new English lock (number 8)? That young muppet.

Thought there was a bye in the 6 nations this weekend. What a fool.

Was it someone here that recommended this?

True story

Frankly I have a net deficit of fucks to give at this point. Enjoy your weekends.

WTF is that

Not long now then I guess bsky.app/profile/kenv...

When does Iran get the living shit bombed out of it now that the Orange Donkeyfucker is raging?

after they've collected 10 yards from everyone else first

I've said it before and I'll say it again; GPs in the Netherlands are a fucking joke

news I can relate to finally

I’ll say this much - back in the day a quick scroll of my feed on twitter got me very quickly up to speed w/the mkt. [Caveats - I was a lot more online then, I follow pretty much the same accts here I did there (level of curation is similar)] But now even 20mins of scrolling doesn’t get it done

if your base expectation of any discourse is civility, then friend, 'online' is not the place for you

thos whole journo convo is a perfect example of why more grass needs to be touched by practically all of you ffs does no one have anything better to do with themselves or their lives

also and lastly, Bill and Ben have about another 2 big figs upside here for the squeeze you're welcome

anyway fuck all this for a game of soldiers I'm off to yell at some pigeons

today started off ok (as much as a Wednesday can) and then became a real cunt of a day hoping for your collective sakes, this isn't your experience today