Life outside of my bed is hard

Two too many straight white men on every cast of survivor Even the influencer edition!!

YouTube count your days for two skip buttons

I’m hosting a watch party for the gays and gay passing

Every time I see Mickey on screen I think she’s too hot to be here #bb27

me: book me for your comedy show also me: I hate going out and meeting people and performing comedy everyone should know I’m funny - have they met me???? The answer is no

Rachel said wake up sheeples!!!!!!!! #bb27

RACHEL’S HOH?! #bb27

Also I’m TJ Lavin when someone mentions God

Let me tell ya ladies men up north DO NOT munch like they’re supposed to visit the south asap

Of course, the second I turn on the feeds it goes from Mickie and Ashley to Vinie and katherine on all fours screens #bb27

I’ve started saying “hey they hey” to myself at work to remember my coworkers pronouns Kinda brilliant of me

Greek yogurt has so much added sugar 😭 19g???? And the sugar free brand was $12

This girl said she’s a bama Barbie looking for her Nic 😩😭 black women we need to love ourselves this is not the story you want!!

If someone says I look mother, I’m shooting them in the face

Me everyday: That’s not what trauma bonding means

I forget about furries until I log in to tumblr

Iris has never felt horny tell all of your friends #loveislandusa

Nic and Zak go home challenge #loveislandusa

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR Amaya I love you #loveislandusa

I’m competing in a Survivor Comedy competition and Parvati’s going to be there and I KNOW I’ll be first out #survivor #outlaugh

Steven A saying “you bitch” runs my mind religiously

how it felt as a bb fan that also watches love island usa today #bb27 #loveislandusa

Huda is so cute when she isn’t being crazy #loveislandusa

So I’m rooting for Pepe and Amaya……………… #loveislandusa

So Taylor just lying now #loveislandusa

Not the toes 😭 #loveislandusa

All stars getting spicy this week

My downstairs neighbor is playing New Person, Same Mistakes on repeat

The weird thing about being a cis woman is watching trans women put constrictions on themselves??? Like leg hair does not make me a woman. I wish the girls would live freely

PISSED (I can’t find the gif of Paul from bb18 (and bb19)) but you get it

So… basically Ace won HoH again. #LoveIslandUSA

This latest dumping….im not feeling this season anymore!!! Time for Love Island UK

When I was a kid I’d only have strawberries sliced and with sugar Now I eat them whole

if one of my fave islanders go home bc of the janky love island app not working #loveislandusa

Huda girl baby honey…none of these men are for you I fear #loveislandusa

It’s not letting me vote I stg it’s 2024 all over again #loveislandusa

First skipped challenge of the season !! #loveislandusa

Kori King is such a gift!!

Happy #Juneteenth! 🤎🙏🏾✊🏾

Shoutout to the pumpernickel. Real Barney heads know.

I’m so happy I have job that lets me cough at home instead of coming in “bc it’s mandatory”

Not my favorite cat account following that couch fucking pope killing slag

Imagine hating me and this is who runs this account

Now that we’re all here id like to complain about greens peppers always too much

I’m looking forward to Thursday 😆 #loveislandusa took 1 1/2 weeks to heat up but boy r we eatin

Huda girl… my first instinct to you crying should NOT be abrupt laughter 🤣 #loveislandusa

The way some men’s only life source is the gym… like damn make a friend or something before you try to ruin my life via dating app

I’m fighting bank of america who y’all using