A retro centerfold. Only one X tho. Sorry my vulgarity.🫣

My origin story

I gave one of my exes one of these once but she didn’t like it. Wait… no… my mistake, that was something else. Sorry everyone

Just did an hr plus MRI w/0 music, so just listened to the duh-duh-duhs, bing bongs, blip blips, Yar’s Revenge/NIN/Pitchshifer/Atari Teenage Riot mash-up, all played on an extremely loud Casio Mini-Keyboard from the 90s. Tbh tho I’d have been listenin to that anyways so that ok

Did someone say Froot Loop Hot Dog? (yeah, ya did-ya liar)

Me when life doesn’t suck for one minute

This me

Some Trash Bag Bunch, Dino Riders and M.A.S.K. dudes my bro found for me

Watched this on Tubi & thought it was pretty good but, then again, I’ve always been a little (a lot) MAD

I’ve got goosebumps

Damn it, Betty

Me five seconds after leaving the house

Random haul from a couple weeks ago. Some dupes I already had but was my first trip in awhile so I was pretty happy with it.

My favorite parts of x men are when gambit runs out of cards to throw and just tries random bullshit

Reading some stuff

Laboratories need thousands

Could be us

These are my thoughts on the matter

Now witness true villainy:

“It’s just a miracle you pulled through, George. ... Why, it was only a few hours ago the whole family was deliberating on whether or not to wring your neck.”

Check out one of my ugly balls. I’d show you the other one but gotta save something for the first date

When ppl meet me irl

Here's this David Byrne piece I made

Ok

Hello… sorry I haven’t posted in a bit. Have been all kinds of out-of-sorts. Here is a stupid cup I have depicting my future romance

Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest

Might fuck around & astrally project a bit tonight

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I knew charmin couldn’t work too great for those bears