I fear my tummy is trying to kill me

hey you ever wanted an academic article investigating the political relationship between effeminate gays and trans girls? i wrote one

teaspooncels

didn't originate this idea but any of you who mask and wear hats - sew a button onto the side of the hat and use it to anchor the mask strap. it's vastly more comfortable (especially if you also need glasses or big noise-blocking headphones, which I do on both counts), and for me gives a closer fit

what do they put in halloumi that makes it taste so good

Nina needs $30 for ulcer medication - are you able to help or signal boost?

has anyone made a Bloodborne mod where Gascoigne is replaced by a model of English former footballer Paul Gascoigne? somebody should, I think

anyone got any pro tips for sleeping

i am the monster and gilles deleuze is my mary shelley

i am maybe the most tired ive ever been while still being awake

they should invent bones that don't hurt

making people negotiate with my owners if they want to play with me at an event, except they have to pitch it to all of them at once like it's dragon's den. they're all wearing large hooded robes and confer in mumbling whispers until one of the proclaims "the council has made a decision"

BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳʳʸᵎ BITES U! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ! BITES U! sᴏʀʀʏ! BITES U! ˢᵒʳ

i was gonna kill the part of me that cringes and the cop in my head but it turned out while i wasn't looking they had got some kind of really complicated looking bdsm thing going on together and i don't wanna kinkshame

maybe i should get a roomba

they should invent a painkiller that works

it's fascinating having my first bad headache in years that isn't a migraine cuz it still sucks but the degree to which it isn't a migraine and is making me feel insane about how long I spent doubting myself about the migraines and now I seem to have stopped getting them entirely

huh, I guess St Trinian's is a heist movie

unfortunately I fear the electric heater may not be enough for me to make it thru this cold spell ;-;

I have a message from Nina I and my community members we need help ,our community had a toilet which is now full ,it is nolonger helping because it is full, We are in need of support as we are aiming to raise about 200 dollars to build up another one, anyone who can help please we appreciate 🙏

donations have slowed down lately, which makes sense I guess since it's January, but if you're able to contribute anything or share it would mean a lot <3

feeling a lot better having spent an evening with my best friend watching a kaiju movie and cheering every time a little guy appears on screen

i have wanted to be many things for a long time and it seems after all of these years i am somehow still none of them

if i see one more valentines post

hit by the emotional impact of "Blood" by starbenders once again

oh thank fuck they're gonna pull my tooth out (when I get past the waiting time for dental surgery referral. so like, who knows when)

donations have slowed down lately, which makes sense I guess since it's January, but if you're able to contribute anything or share it would mean a lot <3

wtf guy fieri?

we will NOT 🚫🚫🚫 be having an autistic meltdown on the subway today

back in the gladiators hole

applying for jobs really makes me feel like i do not in fact want the job

you hate to have an IBS moment while your flatmate is in the shower

Nina's phone is on the way out and her phone is how she can access the money from the fundraiser. Due to how expensive things are there, I am going to buy a phone here in the UK and send it to her, but that still means we need to raise about £350, which we are currently about a third of the way to

i hope people get into table tennis because of Marty Supreme

i had this vaccine a week ago i would like my arm to stop hurting and also to be able to lift it higher than horizontal again please??? please???

could I stop having dreams about making out with the girl I was too scared to approach at the bar night last night? it's making it even harder for me to be normal and flirtatious actually

my body! wretched with ailments once more

i think my body has given up on temperature

fuck dude

LIBIDINOUS MODERNITY

I hope you know how much self-restraint I am exerting in not constantly posting about Tokyo Ghoul

oh god am i actually getting chest dysphoria for real? for fucks sake cmon

Boris Karloff cannot have been heterosexual. I won't believe it.

we have about a week left to raise money for Nina and her community to be able to celebrate Christmas together. Since we started raising money for Christmas specifically, we've raised about 400 USD which is a bit over half the goal of 700. if you can help get them there, it would mean the world ❤️❤️❤️

damn I'm feeling pretty mentally stable, maybe now's the time to rewatch tokyo ghoul

we have about a week left to raise money for Nina and her community to be able to celebrate Christmas together. Since we started raising money for Christmas specifically, we've raised about 400 USD which is a bit over half the goal of 700. if you can help get them there, it would mean the world ❤️❤️❤️

through the first few weeks of December Nina is trying to raise money specifically to go to providing her community with a Christmas celebration. As the saying goes, bread and roses. I know it's an expensive time of year, but if you can donate anything, it will spread a lot of holiday joy <3

the real strat is to eat breakfast on the floor so you can sit against the radiator

got my photo taken while eating ass the other night and it's the only time I've ever liked my side profile

my ego is approximately 9 million right now