The difference between having a big dick, and being a big dick.

If you qualify as #RadicalLeftScum, you're my type of people. Keep that shit up. #TakeTheHouse #TakeTheSenate #MidtermsAreComing #HappyHolidays

Checked in on #Twitter the other day. Just in case you were wondering, it is still a flaming dumpster full of right-wing dogshit. Staying away from those psychopaths is self-care. #HappyHolidays

All I want for Xmas is for Reagan's tax policies to never have been implemented. #FairShare

Repost, #resist, repeat.

If the people around you are stressing you out this week, remember, you deserve better. People who bring toxicity into your life aren't the people you need in your life. Cut 'em out like the malignant tumors they are. Embrace those who embrace you, and to hell with those who don't. #HappyHolidays

If #NikkiMinaj has proven anything, it's that #magats are the most gullible crew of hapless suckers walking the face of the earth, and that they're totally cool with sexual assault, as long as you're on their side, and you stroke their underdeveloped little...egos. She has truly found her people.

People like to say that they're "out of fucks to give." Not me. Fuck Trump Fuck JD Fuck Mikey Johnson Fuck Rubio Fuck Miller Fuck Leavitt Fuck Homan Fuck Hegseth Fuck Noem Fuck Bondi Fuck maga Fuck fascists Fuck the oligarchy Fuck being patient Fuck being nice #Resist #FuckTrump #TrumpIsInTheFiles

Phillip Rivers' face always looks like those damn kids are on his lawn again. #INDvsSF

Welp, #FuckCBS, I suppose. @cbsnews.com @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy #Censorship

Thousands of pages of the #EpsteinFiles to go. Investment tip: put all of your money into black magic markers and black printer ink. You'll be able to retire by next summer. #Redacted #Trump

Maybe we should tell #Trump that the #EpsteinFiles are actually a golf course or a really big building, so he'll stop getting his name removed from them.

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Another school shooting. PLEASE MAKE THIS SHIT STOP.

@abcnewsbot.bsky.social is officially complicit in the selling out of America. Such a shock, since they're owned by the #disney oligarchy.

The time is coming for civil disobedience. There are a million little things you can do to hamper fascists and greedheads in the pursuit of their goals. Now, I'm not telling you to shoplift, or vandalize, or sabotage, or anything like that. I would NEVER encourage such lawlessness.

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maga: we love the troops! Clay Travis: ignores Army-Navy game to ball-gargle tromp and Vance in attendance. #ArmyNavyGame

Never forget that republicans love guns, as long as it's their people carrying them. #hypocrisy #VetsResist #Ronald#ReaganWasFascist www.history.com/news/black-p...

Not hearing a lot of inspirational messaging coming from leadership, or anybody else, for that matter. We need to know that you all are ready to fight, and not just cave in like a bunch of spineless cowards. @thedemcoalition.bsky.social #HouseDemocrats #SenateDemocrats @dncstaffunion.bsky.social

In case you were wondering how things were going on over at the shitshow... #SissySpaceX #ElonMuskSucks

I really don't think we've shown this particular artist enough appreciation.

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Remember, friends, cheeses is the reason for the season. #HoHoHo #Cheese #HappyHolidays

Build your tribe, fam.

None of our first choices, like Henry Kissinger, Charles Manson, Pol Pot, Ronald Reagan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adoph Hitler, Rush Limbaugh, Josef Mengele, Idi Amin, Jim Jones, Saddam Hussein, or Jack the Ripper, were available. So, you know, we did our best. -Time Magazine, probably #PersonOfTheYear

I was today years old when this thought impacted my cerebral cortex. Now I will know it forever. Shalom. #HappyHolidays

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Where do you think undocumented workers exist in the US? Here's a clue: •Agriculture •Construction •Foodservice When republicans say mass deportation will bring grocery and housing prices down, they're wrong. And they know it. They're betting on racism winning over common sense.

Tromp is a fat, unhealthy 78-year old. He's gonna die at some point. And when he does, regardless of the cause, MAGA's going to use the opportunity to come for us. To say we plotted to make it happen. To kick off the civil war they've been slobbering about for years. Be prepared. Get strapped. Now.

Nancy Mace after somebody with a rainbow flag outside their house waves at her. #NancyMace

Snitches get stitches. And soul-crushing, minimum wage jobs, apparently.

Man, Greece doesn't deserve this shit.

Every day that passes without a boatload of Biden executive orders designed to thwart tromp just annoys the crap outta me. Of course, I feel the same way about every day that passes without a well-placed tromp aneurysm. So, yeah.

I had to pass a background check for my current job. My wife had to pass a background check for her current job. I had to pass a background check to join the military. Cabinet members, though? Nah, you're good. Don't sweat it. #GTFOH #GOPBULLSHIT #VetsResist

I heartily encourage RFK Jr. to personally taste test all bird flu contaminated raw milk in America. Just as a failsafe, y'know?

PITCH IDEA: it's like "Big Brother," but we put Assad, Erdogan, Gabbard, Hegseth, Putin, Trump Sr, Jr, Eric, Ivanka, Lara, Bannon, Giuliani, and Musk in a house in Moscow. Cameras live, 24 hours a day, no holds barred. Then we set the house on fire. HMU Hollywood!

Gonna march into the HR office tomorrow morning and pledge not to come to work drunk or sexually assault anybody in the office. Then I'm gonna give 'em the old *wink wink*

I've seen talk of a "red wall" of republican senators who might stand in opposition to tromp's more egregious excesses. Don't be fooled. Mitch McConnell, @senatorcollins.bsky.social, @lisamurkowski.bsky.social, and the rest are spineless sycophants hiding behind a veneer of centrist psychobabble.

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A billionaire from South Africa is going to loot the national treasury to further line his own pockets, while convincing his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging stans that he's somehow doing it for them. And nobody can stop it, because he bought this administration right in front of the whole world.

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@joe-scarborough.bsky.social is rapidly becoming the national punchline that he's been in NWFL for years.

Nick Fuentes' first court appearance for his misdemeanor battery charge will be held at Maywood Courthouse, Room 102, at approximately 9a on Thurs., 12.19.2024. For all you geography nerds, that's here: 1311 Maybrook Dr Maywood, IL 60153 United States #NickFuentes

Joe: I'm totally not scared of Donald Trump. Mika: That's right, my big boy Joey isn't scared of anybody. Joe: Yeah, I was just doing reporter stuff. Totally not scared. Mika: I know, my big boy isn't a scared little baby, he is totally a real man. #JoeScarborough #MorningJoe

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield chooses to announce cuts in coverage for anesthesia the same day that Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth Group's insurance unit, was gunned down on the middle of New York City.