The Starbucks protein matcha tastes like acetone

What’s the point of having a LinkedIn account then???

If you’re in sales and you get upset that someone is calling you regarding sales you should reevaluate your career choice.

Butter chicken, garlic naan

It’s gotta suck to be one of the dudes pulling a flat trailer with a house on it

Good stuff

Being shown a song and was told “you’ll be proud of me, it’s a long song” I reply how long? “5mins” 😐

Animals - Pink Floyd (1977)

Playing one of my fav games tonight. It’s called “make a casserole with shit you have at home already”.

Little Maggie is a truly perfect bluegrass song

If banjos were animals they’d be chickens. I can’t go into any more detail.

Mustard n biscuits mmmm

Why island tour theme so fucking good

Love those last few mins

How does one get in the business of making call-holding tones? I could make some banger backing tracks for those lol

Man this was a fun run

Commute vibes

I’m proud of this

The best part of remote work days is being able to throw some meat on the smoker on your lunch break, forget about it, and then it’s done by the time you’re off work.

Anyone got a goose workout playlist?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PALM WATERING KING @dashbord.bsky.social !!!!!!! NO BAD DAYS!!!!!

Ribs

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Happy new year!! 2025 was a rough one for me. Some really bad shit but also a lot of growth and a lot to be thankful for. In the coming year I plan to be more present in my life and the lives of my loved ones, which includes taking time off of shows and away from the internet. Love you guys, 🫡.

I love going back and reliving my first Billy shows. These two were a couple heaters!

“You just called me out for kissin dudes at toyotathon”

I enjoyed that ghost

Trey looks like rlly shy and nervous in this

Live Music > I come in peace!!

Squash casserole, broccoli salad, smoked chicken sandwich w homemade white sauce!

👀👀

Man, I love an old Larry Sparks tune.

So I enjoy having a smoker now

Overnight brine, dry rub tomorrow around noon, then she hitting the smoker around 4😮‍💨

Live At Madison Square Garden - Goose (2025)

About to spatchcock a bird for the first time

My sister is the sweetest 💜

Eat A Peach - The Allman Brothers Band (1972)

Gaucho - Steely Dan (1980)

Now spinning: The Wall - Pink Floyd (1979)

Samwinch shop says they only have wheat bread. Samwinch shop also has hella signs that say “fresh baked bread”. Just make some???

Imagine getting mad at me in traffic and I’m just doing this to some Steely Dan

On a mission for a samwinch

God I can’t wait for my insurance to kick in and I can get my adhd meds. This shit fucking blows.

Zaxbys sucks. I’ll never spend money there again. Time after time it’s not good.

Man Ambrosia had some bangers

Happy Sunday!! Live premiere happening right now from our sold out Goosemas Night Zero show in Providence, Rhode Island last week! Tune in and share it around 🤟 youtu.be/O3LN47YrS2c?...

I mean, what’re they gonna do if I don’t pay those tolls