Am no well but can still talk serious smack online x 🎮

Old 🍆 pics getting reposted and doing the rounds here today lmao. Hi 🤪

From extremely hungover to fixed by the dark evil magic of corrupt consumerism

Lore accurate Sakura

I have been playing Fortnite with Liam for three fuckin years waiting for these ASSHOLE NINJAS to come to the store!! THREE YEARS. SAKURA’S ABOUT TO TAKE HOME THE CROWN

Midweek reset 🛁🧖🏼‍♂️

Midweek reset 🛁🧖🏼‍♂️

Just a raisin?

Itchy and Scratchy are in the Fortnite store and I’m feeling dumb

Kweh bitch. Honestly…wark.

The writing and voice acting in Final Fantasy Ivalice Chronicles have been exceptionally charming and immersive. 💯

👴👨👦

Sorry everyone he’s ginger, tattooed, and a healer. I have the monopoly on this.

Hump day contribution 🍑

Update: my charms brought him back to me 💁🏼‍♂️ he came RUNNIN’

Waiting for my man to come back from war

😴💤

I just think it’s neat

Think I’m actually real fucking with the moustache

It’s Friday, some dude is in his thirties, he’s playing vinyls and thinking about eating 🍑

GBBO Finale, don’t like any of em bring back Toby 🥰

✌🏻👨🏻‍🦰

It’s Halloween! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon 👻

Onto the next adventure ⚔️

Have just watched Death Becomes Her for the first time. HYSTERICAL. 😂

Welp, I finished Digimon Time Strangers. It holds up as a really strong JRPG! The dialogue and voice acting are a little spoon fed at times to be age accessible but in typical Digimon fashion despite that, it doesn’t really shy away from adult story elements. 8/10 big recommend! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

He takes a mean pic

And they bang 💕

Important #FCF question: How big is your cock?

Lil beauty of a control pad from the PlayStation 30th Anniversary. Thank you for sourcing this @benlonan.bsky.social 🥹‼️

Trying to conquer coffee so I can become more of a wanker. Starting with a double choc mocha to ease the process. ☕️

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.

Final Fantasy Ivalice Chronicles or Ghost of Yotei next?

Aries: A stranger is just a friend you haven't trapped in the catacombs yet.

What IKEA for nothing results in: A few clothes hangers Tupperware An oil decanter An ivy Plant based meatballs

I’ve decided to give ZA a month or two to see if it wants to drop a textures update (unlikely as S&V never did) or any DLC. Digimon Time Strangers has been a STUNNING ride down memory lane with a surprisingly robust plot and complex enjoyable game mechanics. I’ll stay here for a while. ✌️

Shaved in a tache for my annual leave 👨🏻‍🦰

Nightshift goodies eaten at 2am ✌️

Freshly bathed and ready to assume my new life as a sugar daddy

Freshly bathed and ready to assume my new life as a sugar daddy

Can you guys pls report ‘Lucas’ who is impersonating me and apparently dm’ing people that he will be their sugar daddy. Something tells me the real ‘Lucas’ looks like a LOTR goblin that’s been in a car crash but I do envy his supposed financial position. Thanks if you take the time to report ✌️ x

Cute day

Ur local gay bar

Am going back to my barber tomorrow to take even more off lol 👨🏻‍🦲

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Ikr boy-voice Biyomon! I’m supposed to be playing Yotei but I’m here with you and your surprisingly jarring boy voice 🥹

Not me being hyped for Ghost of Yotei for months but spending an hour and a half on the Digimon Time Strangers demo and changing my mind on what I’m buying

The questions in this quiz are bizarrely and intensely self deprecating, if you say yes to many of them it’s therapy mama. Urgently. Anyway I’m a unicorn apparently. 🦄

If he’s hot during the gameplay I’ll buy it