YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

Probably the most relatable dialogue in a Pokémon game in a while. 🤣 [image description: A screenshot of Gwynn from Pokémon legends Z-A standing in a crowd of other characters while facepalm and saying “I don’t care. I want to go home.”]

Fun day trip to the city with @pmc871.bsky.social ! Someone teach this poor boy his cardinal directions. 🤦‍♂️ 🧭 🤣 🚂

My second full odds shiny in Pokémon Legends Z-A! Originally caught as a shiny Snorunt and then evolved into a Froslass. ❄️ 👻 🎀

Halloween 2025: Jim as Wirt from “Over the Garden Wall”

Same girl, same.

Woooo!

smol

me too pikachu

Today while cleaning the living room I found myself thinking: “Well I can’t throw this bag away, it’s a nice reusable one.” …am I officially old? 👴 🤦‍♂️

tea time

I was today years old when I realized (saw a YT video about video game design) explaining that these were indeed arrows pointing at the Pokémon and not just random design flourishes. Mind blown 🤯 🤦‍♂️ (I’ve been playing since Gen 1)

Do you think they have Sniffies in Lumiose City?

My first full odds shiny in Pokémon Legends Z-A! A shiny Bunnelby spawned on top of a Pokémon center roof! ✨ 🐰 . . . #pokemonlegendsza #pokemon . [image description: two screenshots of Pokémon Legends Z-A showing Jim’s first shiny, a Bunnelby.]

The saxophone player in Pokémon ZA soundtrack got paid EXTRA

⚡️👨‍🎤🌌 [Image Description: This photo has Jim with a magenta mohawk and beard posing against a neon 80s-style laser grid background.]

I’m back. Peer pressure got me. 🤣 Add me! Friend ID: 2286-5590-1455-2470

Re-sharing an oldie #art #comic #queerart

he do a flip

Something, something hotel room lighting. 💡 🪞

Real conversation that just happened on the streets in Philly: *I pass a person walking their dog.* *A second person almost passes me.* Second Person: (points at first one down the street) "He cut his dog." Me: "Excuse me?"

Karaoke & DC 🗣️ 🎙️ 🎵

freezer in a freezer

Husband 👬+ hot pot (Top Pot) 🍲 + Charizard 🔥 🦎 + ice cream 🍦 🥤 = birthday weekend 🥳🎂🎉

Latest (birthday) Mohawk update: two toned. 🩷/ 💜 38 trips around the sun 🎉

What I ordered vs what I got. 😔 thanks, Wawa. 🥤

Superman movie date night! 🎥 🍿

1 - The Philadelphia Museum of Art with @pmc871.bsky.social

I accidentally almost sat on a lady’s phone. 🤦‍♂️ But then I apologized and made a joke about how I “can’t take my ass anywhere” and everything was resolved. 😅 whew

Waiting for @pmc871.bsky.social at the train station 🚂

I got read for filth by the Instagram algorithm 🤦‍♂️ Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

sleepy

What gay guys in their 30s wear

Birthday celebration part 2 of ?: You can take the boy out of the Midwest, but you can’t take the Midwest out of the boy. Biscuits for breakfast! 🧁

Happy Birthday to my favoritest most bestest husband ever. 💕 Birthday dinner at Amada, then Rent at The Arden. 🥘 🎭

‘80s babies, too. Like… jeez. 😭

Another reason Waluigi is a queer icon: One of his taunts/cheers is to show his 🍑 and cackle. 😈 Happy Pride month! My man. 😈 🌈 💅

Diabolical. It waited. 🐢 🚗 💥

Not too long ago in a galaxy also not far away I was able to watch my Dear friend Asa get married to his (now) sweet husband, Chad. May the Force be with both of you for many many happy years to come. 🪐 🚀 ✨

Could SEPTA be better? Sure. But honestly, they’re hindered by the city and state (mostly the state). This video is about 10 mins long but puts things into context much better than I can. 🚆 🚊 🚃

Mario Kart World: This game is so much fun. Between the remixes of music, great new and returning courses, and a bunch of fun new mechanics - it’s clear they put real effort into it. My only gripe is that my boy Link isn’t there. Otherwise 5 ⭐️ would recommend.

Nintendo really said: “Hi Gay! We heard you like bad boys.” ☠️ 🏍️ ⛓️ …and I’m not mad about it. 👀

Happy Father’s Day, your Dad’s proud of you, son. ⛓️ 🎸⚙️ . . . #happyfathersday #fathersday #daddy

I’ve always loved her drag, but like out of drag @acidbetty.com makes me weak in the knees 🤤 🔥

Mac is such a butthead. But he’s our butthead 🥰 🐶 🍔

She’s BAAAACK 🦅 🎸 🤘🏻