Two tips. Endless Possibilities.

Happy Thanksgiving

“She alleges that when she asked why she was being tested in this way the psychologist told her: "To see if you are civilised enough, if you can act like a human being."”

I’ve never sharted, but I did just fake cry into actual tears. “My baby is going to middle school next year.” 😂😭

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

NY, keep this momentum please. Schumer’s gotta go.

you can win without billionaires supporting you you can win without party leadership endorsing you you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

Rojas is 36

Grown men crying. Always my favorite part, sincerely.

Damn

I’m just rooting for another inning TBH

My husband and mom both went to bed and I can’t decide if I pity or envy them. Mom said “hopefully it will turn out good”.

Catchers are the best. Fact.

I hope Rojas wins it for the Dodgers.

Alright. If the left fielder gets tackled, I believe in the simulation.

Ok so exact same scenario but other team.

Still thinking about that dive catch of the foul ball from first baseman Guerro.

“Wohahohaoohoo” - sounds I’m making watching the game when I’m just rooting for baseball.

I haven’t been been to Walmart in ages. Our poor cashier was at least 70 and had a walker behind her. I handed her the items to scan and took them from her to help her out. Everyone working there was elderly and I’m guessing without the option to age gracefully. Depressing AF.

“People die” my 7 year old “My friends say nobody dies” my 4 year old “Let’s not talk about that” me, middle aged

7 & 10 year old are watching Edward scissorhands. Time will tell if this will be pivotal in a good or bad way.

Ugh. Meant to say a cute little endearing nickname and said “stupid” and tried to play it off by saying “stoop stoop”. Luckily was totally ignored and the tone prevailed.

My social media feeds did not care about Charlie or Taylor but are in distress about Diane Keaton.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

A MAGA teenager was spurned by a teen girl so he sent pizza to her home to intimidate her. The police ignored it. Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes. He's now charged with murder.

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

I’m just old enough that I can get away with a thumbs up response undetermined if it’s passive aggressive or positive. And I enjoy it.

The piece somewhat mysteriously fixates on a guy they also say was "powerless" and "sidelined" during the disastrous TX flooding response. The truth of the matter is Kristi Noem's incompetence and constant philandering likely killed a lot of kids in Texas. www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...

Said hello to man on street while taking a call for work. He shared a weird proud smile. Did a double take and he was wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt. I did not mean to acknowledge any of that.

My TikTok algorithm has so many guardrails in place that all I see are videos mocking rapture when searching.

Should I update my slack away message to be “raptured” just in case? I’ve already taken the passcode off mi phone so people can review my bluesky feed.

Is the rapture going to be central time?

Just caught sight of my recent search terms on this app. Been a week.

The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney

Someone has shit your pants level farts on this plane.

These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

Dooo itttt

Ugh Bluey must go, right?

Arsenio got canceled for having Farrakhan on. that was seen in the United States, before. Respectfully, this is why you are struggling to engage Black people, currently. Even with it happening broadly, we have yet to reckon with the FACT that it has BEEN happening to Black & brown people forever

Smells like fascism up in this country

Do we need a female director category? #emmys

It’s important to understand the extent of the digital bloodlust on X. They’re scraping data from social media sites—including Bsky—to create a searchable database targeting people for perceived thoughtcrimes related to CK. It has 40k names so far, and they’re sharing it with the federal government.

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

“My mother, Halima Al-Na’ami, an esteemed retired Arabic teacher, always replies firmly: “Education is the weapon of the defenseless. It is the only remaining way to reflect our deepest connection to this land and its legacy. By education we resist, and by education we will be liberated.””

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

There’s a lot of stories of Texas being fascist and coming up with some BS reasons to fire people. The same people who have been against “snowflakes” and “cancel culture” and pro “fuck your feelings”. It’s awful.

Who knew you could write a manifesto on a bullet

I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...

Donald Trump pardoned multiple people who stormed the capitol looking to hurt or kill elected leaders like Pelosi and his own vice president Pence. But the right is really torn up about political violence. Really.