And when they see your face again, they will know what it means to have fear dragged out into the light.

Hey, check this out. [ selecting random numbers on an old rotary phone ] Hey, Gabriel, right hand of god? You're my faaaaaaavorite pizza place.

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

I struggled for a long time with surviving. And no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

IS THIS THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? IS THIS YOUR STRONGEST MACHINE?

... Who friggin' pissed in your cheerios, pal? [ Taking a moment to seriously consider the question, though.... ] If I had to answer, realistically, none.

Hold on, lay down and I'll let the juice drip into your ... uh, you.

|| i feel a distinction that i should make about sam is that he doesn't belive the angels are "real"

... What, did'jou want me to save you some? I can make another batch, it'll just take a while.

No clue what the deal is with that "Gay-Breel" fella is but I'll tell you one thing. Those little chudlings of hers cook up reaaaaaaaaallll good on a smoker

THE WAR MACHINE, IT SPRINGS TO LIFE, OPENS UP ONE EAGER EYE #MVRP

Peasant 2, mad: He's trying to fuck the elf!

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS DEAD LIKE THE OTHER GUTTER MODELS. NOT FOR SAD REASONS I JUST DAMN NEAR TOSSED ABOUT 8 TIMES TRYNA GET THROUGH THE MALEBOLGE

AND WE WILL RAISE OUR HANDS ABOVE US, COLD STEEL SHINING IN THE SUN, AND WITH THESE HANDS THAT WILL NOT BLEED: MY FATHER'S BATTLE WILL BE WON.

But here, you shall remain, 'till I have need of you again, for one must always reign... beneath DUSK.

I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I CAN.

Where's your fat reward and your ticket home?

|| ten bucks to whoever figures out what the pfp says on the ring

temp pin samson adams, pilot of the gutterbuster model mk1-5 ultrakill oc