at my fav coffee place….i didn’t see the no cash accepted sign but they took it anyways 😭and i was short 75 cents bc they didn’t have change and they let me go shout out

my bf is 12hrs into his 24 hour drive to come be with me, he’s at a hotel rn 😭 i just can’t wait to see my man it’s been a MONTH

i love love getting allergies at 39 weeks pregnant that keep me up at night….like i wasn’t already staying up 24/7

don’t ask me how or why but pregnancy has stopped my lil moustache from growing???? like haven’t shaved it in months and i always needed too ATLEAST once a month

why do boomers comment on everyone they see

if you don’t hate these two fuckers, you’re not old enough

just watched elio…..yeah imma fucking cry

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….this was book 3 😭🫣

yeah guys…on book 5 out of 6….😭 idk what imma do when this is over.

my family is gonna hate the rules i set for my baby…but they can suck it

honestly pretty accurate

i am just a girl…but a girl who would’ve definitely seen the inside of an insane asylum in the 1800’s

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure (my brain)

during pregnancy i’ve been LOVING my face, HATING my body 🙃

i’m on book 4/day 5 of reading a smut series about a reverse harem😭 can you guys tell i’m not getting any

if you have your snap maps on in 2025 i’m scared of you

when i look at Mia Goth i fear i am no better than a man

why the fuck did my 70 something year old grandmother tell me she’s obsessed with K-Dramas now…. she said “i watch with closed captions anyways, the problem is when they speak in english” 😆

why the fuck did i JUST learn that Mia Goth is married to Shia LaBeouf??????? wtf

any of my mutuals the menstruate and use stardust want to be friends ?🙂 Wanna do this with me? Add this code to follow: OQE5E6OJ stardust-app.onelink.me/bkzQ/jkrjg6i8

all the pregnant ladies at my OBGYN with their stanelys and i’m drinking a small yellow gatorade 😭🤣 can you guess the type of mom im gonna be

the guy who used to ask his teammates for nudes, and then came out as bisexual after graduation is now a cop….theres something poetic about that fr

why am i attracted to the creature in frankenstein 🙂

i’m just a girl who wants to get her toes done but can’t afford to get her toes done 😭

i’m gonna watch frankenstein today for sure

okay i’ve been pregnant since this so i have no idea….WTF IS A CUT WATER?

well tell your fellow men to stop sexually assaulting their passengers and it wouldn’t be like this 🙄🙄🙄

hate me if you want…but i’m just being real and wouldn’t say this about anyone else but she’s predator and has set women back 50 years bonnie blue looks terrible for being only 26

threads was a cesspool but sometimes i miss the drama

this is me trying to stay relaxed

Here’s my take on the twilight trip via the sims 🤣 #sims4 #simscas #twilight

Here is my “Barbie Toy House” you can definitely find it on the gallery! #sims4 #sims4build #sims #barbie

if i showed off some of my sims builds would you guys be interested ? 👀

i hate having an idea for a novel in my head but it actually •not• being there….like does that make sense ?? general concept but 0 world building in my head

real

i hope my baby doesn’t come early because i don’t want to raise a scorpio man 🙃

i’ve never watched gilmore girls….someone be real is it still good? or am i gonna cringe like when i rewatch PLL, switched at birth, etc…..

the one thing about getting pregnant unplanned is that you never know what drink will be your last….i had 3 coronas in february i woulda blacked out if i had known 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my biggest “hear me out” is Harrison Ford current day….like please hear me out

i’m sure i’ll be okay around my kid….but most kids make me feel awkward 🤣 like i don’t know how to interact with them but i think it’s mostly bc i don’t want to cross any parental boundaries ?? idk maybe it’s Maybelline maybe it’s anxiety

today has been a day and it just started

Brendan Fraser could still get it

i need to get back into reading

just felt my first ever contraction….that shit was ASS

lmfao vent post •my boyfriend and i have been living apart for a month and basically he will not be done packing until the last fucking week of this pregnancy to get his ass down here and if i have to give birth alone then im gonna tell him fuck it and just don’t fucking come

life is so weird

one like is crazy i’m literally running away