Everything. I'm throwing everything away for Lupita. Lawdamercy.

Brandon Clarke AND Jason Collins? Sad day for the NBA. RIP to both, condolences to their respective families and loved ones.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Yeah, I'm not okay this morning. Thank you, John, for providing the play-by-play for everyone's fandom. You truly were one of a kind.

DING-DONG, BOSTON'S DEAD

Big Eunuch in the playoffs

PLEASE let this Game 7 go six OTs

You know what would be great? Mikal Bridges showing up to the playoffs.

Way to kick the shit outta that 4Q, Knicks smh

Some proof of life portraits ... because I felt cute

Wow, this thread was eye-opening. I remember being in first grade (!!!) when the OKC bombing took place, having many of the same questions.

Sound familiar, fellow Yankees fans?

PLEASE skip all the Knicks games, Stephen A.

That whole week is a holiday in my eyes, and I treat it as such. Take your birthday off and do something nice for yourself. Because you deserve it.

How many times do I have to say it? WARDELL. IS. INEVITABLE.

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Giancarlo Stanton, noted speed demon

Black people have forgiven WHO? Not on this side, no ma'am ...

Two HOFs on this list. TWO! (Yes, Pip & Zo were on the tail end of their careers. Still.) SB: there are some NAMES here

Yikes, the genetic recession is real with these cowards ...

The violence I'd choose if someone baked this for me would be BIBLICAL

Saxophones getting louder for CB Bucknor ...

Whoa, STAT!

0/10, DO NOT RECOMMEND 🤬😡

Yeah, The Plantations need to relax...

One More Chance was the first joint that popped in my head

Bob Barker, come on down ... you're the next contestant on "Welcome to the Frank Stand"!

Quick, someone teach PCA and Ben Rice how to do somersaults around the bases

Holy shit, was this thread worth the read.

Josh heard JB was out and decided all those shots were his tonight 🤣

Nah this nigga gotta rot in jail bro, he a whole fucking menace

PLEASE blow Team USA the fuck out, Venezuela

Boy, fuck you. Y'all weird as fuck for this.

Getting Misty Copeland out the house (post-hip replacement, no less) to literally dance on ol' boy's grave is the petty we should all aspire to

Gimme five minutes in a room with Shump, fam. Because WTF do you mean you fumbled Teyana Taylor

38 like my pants size, cuz them 🥷🏾 tried breakin' in ... Happy Birthday, young King.

Black women say the boycott still on, the boycott still on goddammit

This is the guy the Cavs protected from the 1988 Expansion Draft over Dell Curry

Stop playing with the King

Holy fucking shit, Edrice dropped 83?!

Pfft, can't even beat OG Anu-Kobe

TIRED: Knicks winless against DET WIRED: Knicks own Wemby & Jokic

Is that a promise?

I could do this all day ... Patrick Eddie Corey Gaines Mirsad Turkcan Maciej Lampe Fennis Dembo Lazaro Borrell

Y'all French?

Dawg, I wanna cry ... this is amazing 🥹

Fuck yeah. Coulda done it last year, but fuck yeah, regardless