Maybe one day I'll get back to placing and posting commissions.

"Why aren't movie monsters ugly anymore?" They are, but y'all are so desperate for affection you see a homicidal abomination as "daddy" just for smiling.

Waiters will wait until you have food in your mouth to ask stuff and you end up looking like

It's all fun and kink until he's pregnant and you're fighting over custody.

Anyone ever realize how sexist bots are? Everyone has gotten the "lonely hot babe" trying to lure you in. But it's 2025. Where's the lonely hot guy trying to lure you in? What happened to equality?

Yeahhh, I think I'm officially done.

Outta curiosity would anyone buy this guy?

Hanging upside-down isn't always clothes friendly. Whoops. Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social

With milleniums under the belts, it's strange it took them so long to meet. Though seems like they're coming around on each other extra quickly~ 🎨 @phosbara.bsky.social Ciphon: @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social

Definitely understand people in AI relationships now.

Hell no. I don't understand how people cheat.

Cinnamon Sugar

The one friend from middle school. AND HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.

Call me shallow but looks slightly more. Otherwise I'd date a robot with a perfect personality programmed in.

"Hey Ciphon, how about that Kirby Air--" Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace- Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!

IT'S TIME

I need a nap.

Cold weather means find your favorite heat producing abomination.

The biggest thing companies, both indie and triple A, and sites don't get is that no one wants to have to make a million accounts to use things. If you're telling me to sign up or make a new account to use/get something, I'm already 60% less interested.

You know when I thought about AI when I was younger I thought it meant robots. Not fake videos of people using slurrs and having to prove it wasn't them. Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.

Accurate. At least I die halfway through.

If Ciphon was an RPG boss the first fight would be scripted where there's a 5-Turn limit and he stalls and goes on the defensive. Last turn would be unavoidable 9999 or 99999 damage via falling Road Roller. Cause it's funny.

I was originally going to go as Bayonetta again for Halloween but holy shit, did high heels get tougher to walk in? And why is make-up even more expensive.

Do not fuck pumpkins. That's how a horror movie starts.

Spooky season "costume". Abyssal Fiend: Subterranean Terror (of pretzels) Credit to Monstatron

You know there's people waiting for Travis and Taylor Swift to break up so that break-up album goes hard.

If the Internet taught me anything it's that October is for putting the spice in pumpkins, November is for getting stuffed on the table, and December is for wanting to fuck a goat or old man who breaks into your house.

Screw Biceptember. It's Beetlember.

When will Auntie Ann's come to Blue Sky?

Sometimes I forget how different my opinions are from a lot of people on social media.

I'm old enough to remember when one of PETA's points was "what if humans were hooked up to milking machines like cows?" You have no idea how fast they regretted that point.

The day Auntie Ann's goes bankrupt is the day Killdozer 2.0 comes back.

The only constants about fall are Girl/Boy Scouts guilting you into buying cookies/popcorn, and walking into a room to be backhanded by pumpkin spice.

Don't spend so much time on the Internet. Whether it's doom from politics and companies, or gloom from people hating X video game thing, it's important to not get wrapped up in the misery. Misery loves company, but it doesn't have to be you.

You know if censorship keeps getting pushed and VPNs get blasted like this it's only a matter of time before the "Darknet" becomes more mainstream. And if government is doing this to "protect the children", they gonna be real mad when children find Darknet.

UK Government proving old people don't know shit about online security.

I know it's like 3rd time posting this. I need to get more videos. Eventually. Credit to @dksidediscovery.bsky.social

Wait you can post gifs now? Fuck it, I'm a soft pretzel goblin

Sometimes I think I'm more than just a soft pretzel lunatic. But then other times I'm like "yeah, that sounds pretty good".

Maybe this is the pessimist in me but I see this going wrong for multiple reasons. People be envious or just decide they want beef, disagreement of person chosen, etc. Most cause it's thr Internet and people start shit for no reason.

Hollow Knight. Hollow with rage cause these enemies suck

☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆ Suspenders are back in season.

What's better than 1 gun? 4 guns! Credit to C_andreartz

That sure is a spicy pepper

☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆ ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND--was that a speed bump. Credit to JuiceStandMango on Twitter

Whale watching isn't complete until someone goes "arrgh, he blows" Credit to Paranaughty on Twitter Caught whale is @nuraq.bsky.social

☆Let's Repost Old Stuff☆ Ciphon can get pretty passionate when it comes to working out deals for his craft. I'm not saying soft pretzels wouldn't help @wattson.bsky.social out, but. Either way going along pretty well. Credit to @raburigaron.bsky.social Purple Walrus is @wattson.bsky.social