Driving to Disneyland Paris on Sunday. Will take extra care not to pull a Broderick.

M&S Maple mulled wine is next level, lads. Also, something something Epstein files.

Great to see Miley making the most of his starts. #NUFC

I feel like we are getting in our own way tonight. #NUFC

Would like to see what Big Nick and Wissa are capable of together. #NUFC

Shit defending, easy goal. Piss poor .#NUFC

That’s why we bought him! #NUFC

I don’t care if we put 20 goals past Fulham or Chelsea at home, if the lads want to atone for that derby shit show, they need to start showing up away from home against manu. #NUFC

Some positive changes, some disappointing ones. #NUFC

Let’s aim for a safe middle ground instead of- listening to Talking Heads whilst doing something work.

This has been a weekend of two halves. Yesterday was lunch with the family then an AEW event. Today was food shopping, NUFC game, listening to Pink Floyd Relics, getting continually owned in BLOPS7 then battlefield 6. Need to do something I might actually enjoy before I go back to work tomorrow.

What’s the point lads. Bit fucking late to show a bit of passion. #NUFC

Fucking hell Willock. #NUFC

This, yet again, is on Howe. #NUFC

We have a habit of making average teams look good, which speaks volumes about how mediocre we are. #NUFC

Big Nick has to be taken off. Zero impact, apart from the obvious #NUFC

We could play until Xmas and not score #NUFC

Not sure how Willock will help,been shite for ages. #NUFC

Howe man, change it. NOW. They’ve got the wind at their sails, this isn’t improving with who’s on the pitch right now. #NUFC

Ok, unlucky goal. But why are Elanga and Gordon still on the pitch? #NUFC

How many times?! #NUFC

Fuck you elanga. #NUFC

Finally seems like we are here to play. #NUFC

Giving them far too much respect. #NUFC

Gordon could not have been given any more space then. #NUFC

Howay The Lads #NUFC

And we thought the French police were the bad ones… Just asked politely to join the away escort outside SoL as I was in the wrong place. Officer 7495’s response: “Not my problem. I don’t care if you make it or don’t make it.” Here to protect etc. #nufc

How’s everyone feeling? #NUFC

I much prefer Barnes on the left #NUFC

Bloody hell. I go for a jimmy riddle and I miss a goal. #NUFC

Not sure what Big Joe really adds to the team any more. #NUFC

We need to be more direct in the final third. Too much passing to and fro. #NUFC

That was a bit lucky. #NUFC

Fck Christmas youtu.be/hdX3eRMXOD0

Stronger team than I anticipated, what with the derby coming up. #NUFC

Doing some school work, Simple Minds once upon a time blasting on the record player. Banger of an album.

Burn at LB again. Damn. #NUFC

Oh stop pretending like you don’t give a shit. I know that you are all on tenterhooks, desperate to find out.

I’ll always hate being in coffee shops with my fellow Welsh people. “Can I get a la-taaaay please luv?”

Bullshit. #NUFC

Dirty dirty bastard. #NUFC

That penalty was generous, to say the least. #NUFC

Bastard #NUFC

Carragher trying his best to credit Bruno’s lovely goal to a deflection. Do one, man. #NUFC

Beautiful from beginning to end. #NUFC

Not going well, this. Need more changes. Why are Murphy and Joelinton still on the pitch? #NUFC

Like that lineup very much. #NUFC

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

The AVTT PTTN album is a late contender for album of the year for me. Mike Patton is a goddamn genius.

I’m so hungry I just started eating a packet of crisps that some kid had left on a desk in my classroom two weeks ago. I mean, they were unopened, but even so. Didn’t eat them all, was disgusted with myself.