I lived an interesting life as a sophomore. Check out my review!

I need this right now like I need a hole in the head.

I can not stress this enough: bring tissues. He says, sobbing into his TMNT and Dick Tracy action figures.

SIR. LEWIS.

I’ve been stuck in the basement sick all weekend. I’m finally feeling well enough to put on Monaco. There’s still maybe 30 laps left and holy hell this has been a dramatic race so far #f1

Around 1am this morning, I lost my best non-human friend in the whole world. I’ve been bracing for this for a year, but there’s nothing that can ever really prepare you for this. He’s been my right-hand for 16 years, and he was infectiously happy every single day, right up to the end.

MJ's @thrillhouse24.bsky.social says, "With a first season providing an original variation on a time-tested genre along with some solid humor, I look forward to @popcornpushers.bsky.social's second season currently in the works..." #PopcornPushers is now streaming on YouTube

It me.

MJ's @thrillhouse24.bsky.social says, "READY OR NOT 2 is just a bonkers good time from start to finish." #ReadyOrNot2 is now playing in theaters

And a happy Tolkien Reading Day to all of you!

I’m sure that I am not the first person to have this thought. But, the most fascinating thing about the human brain to me is the fact that we can, without fail, know the difference between Live and Live when reading it without hesitation.

"What really sets this book apart from a number of other similar director spotlight books is the sheer amount of information they pack into it," MJ's @thrillhouse24.bsky.social writes in his book review of 'Martin Scorsese: All the Films.' Read more here:

This may come off as more spammy than I care to be, but I’m thrilled this Kickstarter not only exists, but got massively funded immediately www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Goodbye to a great actress 😎 The sunglasses are because I'm in mourning Rest in Peace

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Here’s my controversial hot take: I don’t think Blade Runner is all that great. I’ll show myself out.

Imagine being in the HBO boardroom when the marketing team showed them this for the first time and blew everyone’s mind. This intro had no business going as hard as it did.

For five decades, this person has had his hand in *everything*. Stop and think about all the great stuff you know he was a featured star in, directed in, or appeared in. You probably know a lot. Now go on his IMDb and learn how many you forgot about/didn’t know about. This loss is immeasurable.

I don’t like to act boastful. But one thing I will pat myself on the back for for is the speed at which I can think of a relevant Simpsons quote that applies to any conversation I’m having, to quickly grab a corresponding meme from the internet, and send it. All within a minute.

I’m never eating again. Just park me in front of the tv and put on all the Knives Out movies and leave me to die.

Read this great feature about the greatest canine celebrity who ever barked!

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate!

Let’s all pet some cats and test your movie trivia knowledge! As a @moviejawn.com staff writer, a movie fanatic, a trivia host, and as someone who has assisted in the rescue of billions of stray cats (don’t bother checking, my math is sound), this event is basically my entire life summarized!

Proud of this one. I could have kept talking to George, what a rad dude. Check out the interview over on @moviejawn.com and come say hi to me this weekend @phillyfilmsociety.bsky.social East. I'll be slingin' zines and watching TWIN PEAKS: The Return.

You know you have great friends when you discover that they’ve been entering your home without your knowledge and placing ominous tiny figurines all around for a laugh.

I have a confession to make. I spend hours each week watching ASMR videos online of companies deep cleaning rugs that are encrusted with dirt.

RIP Pierre Roberts - one of the greatest ambassadors of this amazing city. You will be missed. #wmmr #greatdayinthemorning

Let’s pet some cats and test our brains!

Why is is that in the entirety of Batman movies, they never just name the sequels with a number? It’s never “Batman 2” or “the dark knight 3” What are you so afraid of? Are the sequels threatening you somehow?

“ROCKY HORROR offers something analog, shared laughter, shouted callbacks, and a theater full of people who came not to watch passively but to create together.” Read more from @hsgray.bsky.social below.

Can we please, finally, stop casting Jared Leto in genre movies?

I really wanted to love this movie!

I have a very important question for you all: HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAMBOURINE?

If you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone

If anyone is looking for a Philly baptism, hit me up. But in the meantime, check out the below.

Two remarkable Ambassadors for our Planet, 99 year old Sir David Attenborough and 91 year old Dr. Jane Goodall. They’ve dedicated their lives to educate and protect.. 🌍 #janegoodall #davidattenborough #nature #chimpanzees #wildlife #environment #drjanegoodall #jane #sirdavidattenborough #bbc #bsky

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

With this driver lineup, they’re sure to be the…Cadillac…of race teams.

MJ's @thrillhouse24.bsky.social says, "THE KNIFE is a haunting reminder that we are far from a perfect society and even the most well-intentioned acts can have dire consequences." #TheKnife is now playing in theaters.

Charlie Chaplin Starter Pack! If you've always wanted to watch some Chaplin but need a little nudge, Mike Patrick @thrillhouse24.bsky.social is here to help. From Chaplin's mid-1910s shorts to 1940's THE GREAT DICTATOR, find your next watch here.

Go read this feature I wrote for @moviejawn.com where I walk through my starter pack of essential Charlie Chaplin films. I feel like this justifies my choice to decorate my living room with Chaplin art. And hey, when you’re done, check out all the other cool stuff they’re publishing over there!

If this isn’t the nectar of the gods, I don’t know what is. Nor do I care.

Yesterday, my D&D group finished a two-year long campaign. Let me very briefly set the stage 🧵

MJ's @thebiparadox.bsky.social says, "I have watched a lot of low budget post-apocalyptic thrillers over the years, but 40 ACRES represents the best of what this genre can be..." #40Acres is now available to watch digitally.

Outside of the podium winners, the final order in yesterday’s Grand Prix is absolutely wild.

This is my review on @moviejawn.com for the new Naked Gun movie, in theaters tomorrow. While you’re there, check out all the other great stuff everyone else is writing as well!

From Dusk Til Dawn at the Hiway Theater was a blast. No notes.

*spoiler-free statement* I avoided reading all articles, videos, reviews, etc re Fantastic 4. This one was so important to me that I wanted to go in at zero. And all I will say is this: someone raised Jack Kirby from the dead and let him write, produce, and direct a the perfect Jack Kirby movie.

Just a reminder to myself that Ozzy Osborne continues my trend of seminal musicians who I have failed to see live because, and I quote, “I’ll catch them next time.”