if anyone tells you pinterest and spotify don’t count as novel work send them my way 🤜

Top horror books that I still think about after reading however long ago: Misery - Stephen King Brother - Ania Ahlborn Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk A Dowry of Blood - ST Gibson Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson The Exorcist - William Peter Blatty House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski

yeah no that sounds right

my new resume

collecting rejection emails like pokémon

👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES

using this as proof that i can put effort in and not always be in goblin mode 🦝

IMPORTANT POST: look at my baby boys ear flop 🥺

And this is why authors are always asking you to preorder.

getting my hair done

been long enough since the Yearly Disappointment where i can miss the phillies fully again

puppy has made a home on my chest. i’d rather suffocate under his 90 some pounds then move him. it’s called bonding

President Biden assures Americans that, this time, the T-Rex containment unit is completely reliable.

literally how can i be mad at him eating my socks when he gives me those eyes

Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️ The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion. When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!

officially appointed editor of a greek pagan newsletter! i am so excited i can't handle it 😊

i fear “how long are your guts” would work on me

where’s your favorite place to submit horror short stories? self promotions welcome 👀

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

oh and even more important - this is my dog he’s perfect

i've been here 3 minutes and my feed is only taylor swift is that what this is

can someone point me in the direction of the spooky girlies who want to be friends thanks v much