I know it’s a personal issue, but I don’t like the tone in which my Apple Watch asks “Are YOU walking???!?!”

How would you know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar unless you were there? Who me? Yes You. Couldn’t be! Then who? Man ion eem know. I was at nap time.

Phrases from 1997

3,5,11

Pure Energy

I came into A Boat load of vinyl and now I’m pretty sure I have a new hobby. Cc: @pitbullinpearls.bsky.social

Reading the comments and realizing that i COMPLETELY misunderstood this…

At Howard.

@pitbullinpearls.bsky.social has been on brand for YEARS. It’s clearly a way of life.

Need to leave it in a lil while longer..

I, in an act of bravery, am finally ready to step out and live my truth. I like the Boyz II Men version “Stand the Rain” better than New Edition’s. Please respect my privacy at this time.

Just as a reminder, “Can We Talk?” Is barely a top 3 song on that album and it’s definitely not TC’s best song ever.

Die Hard 4 is the best one. Dont @ me.

ASSEMBLE !!!

Life Lesson - You can’t always expect the same result just because you do the same thing as someone else. The Moon sets too, but nobody admires it like a Sunset. #FakeDeepQuotes

Friendly reminder that it is divine alignment that Whiskey and Weekend have the same number of letters. Do with that what you will.

I’m of the opinion that Women are choosing the bear, because the bear isn’t choosing to fight the Gorilla.

The Way You Move >>>>> Hey Ya!!

Random Elementary school memory: Hannah is a palindrome! It was a story about kids calling the new girl a Palindrome without explaining what it was and she was about to crash out.

A poem for my educators. Cats have claws, Jars have lids. When is Spring Break? Cuz FTK….

Random Nerd question. If time passes slowly in the Quantum Realm, why is Hanks wife the same age as Hank after being there for so long?

I wonder if Aliens are on other planets like “Earth must be in Retrograde again…”

Remember when it was culturally acceptable to mind your business? Let’s get back to that.

Hey TL, do what you do !!

I’m so tired , I have on a bow tie and forgot what day it is.

Cinematic Moments that made no sense: In ATL, at the Kickback, they in there slow dancing to Lyfe Jennings… of all songs.

Dolphins have Hookah Culture too

What if names that end in A, used to be names that end with a Hard -r but we tried to make em cool? Stares @ TinER @tinarose0103.bsky.social

Assurances in life. Sun rises in the East and Tina Alpha Slander.

Random: Biggie talked an awful lot about wearing a Ski Mask as if there a slew of 400 LB dudes running crime rings in the 90s.

Twenty Four.

You replaced them with a series of “Nigga-Gets”

Before then, we did not, in fact, know the Vibes.

In 2025, can we please restore the honor of Shaggy? He didn’t actually cheat. He was telling his cheatin ass homeboy what to do. He’s been slandered as much as Tyrone who was just the homie with a car.