i rebuke the spirits of fear and doubt and now invite the spirits of horniness and lust. time to do your thang

the answer to why the guys are doing the bad stuff is because they believe in a fantasy delusion, which to them feels good. if the fantasy crumbles away they will face reality and that will feel bad.

i was driving home today when i noticed a frightful sight the mask of famous insurrectionist guido johnson aka guy fawkes. anonymous is after me???

doing the wwe “you fucked up” crowd chant to this guy. massive L my brotha! massive 🤦‍♂️

america f’d around and found out what its like to be a failed state

man i love when a new TV has got it all: action suspense and thrilling psychological drama. frankly i love all that stuff and its nice that people can watch all these horrific things unfold in real life and also in entertainment! 😊 this is a net good for society

am i the only person on earth who speaks in tongues after i do a really violent big sneeze aCHOOooa-areeeeeeeesha makkkkka shalla-sha ma-fucking mother of fuckin fuck 🤧🤧🤧

remembering my friend kunta from the gambia who randomly messaged me on discord because we were in the same crypto chat he would message me every so often on twitter

im arguing with a person online who's avatar is the super hero rogue. their latest retort started with "okay, let me rephrase this.." listen here jack, im almost 40 years old, you can rephrase all you want but we will never agree. i should probably just stop responding to this person.

I am arguing online in a calm and rational way. if anyone wishes to debate me simply comment down below and we can engage in a sparring of the minds

fantastic beans featuring the crime of dumbledork

ive decided to instead rebrand as the "peaceful coworker" ☮️

wow people got really mad at me for this post. i tried to delete it but it wouldnt let me and people just kept getting madder and madder 😩

@howintensive.bsky.social ?

my portable brain extension

the most epic movie in 2025 was superb man featuring clart kent, lowest lane, and the bad guys

in 2026 i will be rebranded as the “moral work crusader” where i will champion professionalism and decorum in the work place. i will be praised far and wide for my heroic efforts

im going to get drunk and high then play around with my powered tools perhaps cut mine own head off

opening up my word doc titled "rants" and letting it fuckin rip

my moms family is from here. thats the famous abbey

our president is a frickin celeb for fricks sake, and your all saying we should trust these people?? i think no

celebs are people too i know i know i know i know but i haaaaaate what they are doing to this country maaaaan 😩

ive been getting alot of flack lately for my opinions on the kardashian family sorry i didnt realize we werent allowed to make fun of celebs anymore!!!

ive become a new type of guy who complains about door to door solicitation because im an easy mark and they just keep coming back. clearly these guys are the problem and not me!!

woke had to die so we could finally admit that everything sucked shit all along

its sooo crazy if a MAN does a bunch of drugs and tells the boys chat hes gay but if a woman does the same shes labelled a hero. interesting

i thought dumbledork was the big fat bearded guy

my girlfriend is making me watch dumbledork and professor snake

they’re taking away my pennies my beautiful coins! now if i cant find those two nickels i rubbed together well why i outta knock you’re block of

ya know what…. just let the nepo babies cook alright? long as they aint hurtin nobody capeeeesh!!!!

if you really think about it politicians salaries are actually the big waste of taxpayers dollars. what if we all protested alot so that congress people could only make 10 dollars and hour. that would kick ass

please give me a heads up next time you mess with a vampirios or draculos because id like to be verrrrrry far away

people dont realize this about me but im the most team player pilled person out there. I rank very high on the agreeableness spectrum and can be swindled easily with just a little peer pressure.

i think theres a damn polter guys in my house

Mr Food

i have published a very important video. Its been a long time in the making and Ive finally done it. It is THE only video on the internet of all the Top War guy ads. Enjoy youtu.be/XEs9kW6-oKE

santa is not visiting the white house this christmas

thanks

if you are a demon or ghoul in line to torment dick cheneys rotten soul..stay in line!!

???? @howintensive.bsky.social

jobs are stupid, work is stupid, the government is stupid, its all a bunch of stupid horse shit id rather swim in piss than participate in this rotten hell hole we call a society.. .. and yet, i own an iphone?

the citizens of braggadocio are soooo insufferable 🙄

what would happen if you encounter a frankensign from the matrix

if a karen ever confronted me i would simply do this: slowly contort my face into a maniacal freakish grin then start laughing hysterically until they became frightened and run away.

im rebranding as the woke libertarian

sorry ive been posting so much about my doctor experience with that said im happy to announce a new certifcation ive received. I am now a certified expert in Scumology

i should post a screed about this nurse at my doctors office. what an unpleasant person she is. ive been ideating on all the ways i can help her meet her demise. i shall be finding a new doctors office where they are all nice to me

what does it say about my doctor if i believe that he has no concerns for my life or death. does an oath to hippocrites mean nothing these days?

just got the blood test results back from my doctor. This old sack of meat dont have that many more miles left on it. He said i got about ten or so years until stuff really starts to break down.

every year i do my annual checkup my doctors first question is “now where do you work again?” next year i should reply “well doc they got my working over at the damn shit eating factory”