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Is Colt McCoy going to talk the whole game

OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN

Saquon Barkley is only good because he’s big and runs really fast

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LAST TIME WE WENT TO A BOWL GAME TRUMP HAD JUST BEEN ELECTED HAHA IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO

NO BIG DEAL NEBRASKA IS GOING TO A BOWL GAME how do bowl games work again

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so he does this shit on Bluesky too huh

I heard the people are nicer here but I came anyway

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