Explains why Trump’s polling well with adolescent boys

#WANTITALL #BLUEJAYS

Trump’s neck reminds me of a former girlfriend who had given birth to a 12 pound baby earlier in her life.

#WANTIALL #BLUEJAYS

LET’S GO BLUE JAYS! #WANTITALL

Eloquent and Factual!

They should change the name of the Oval Office to The Yellow Office…. Trump is the Orange Man in the Yellow Office in the White House

JUST 1 DAY (and 162 weeks) Until the next Presidential Election! (If there will be one)

I was so excited until I realized they were taking about the ‘Rapture’ ….. First game of the season is still weeks away :(

Tylenol has been charged in the murder of Charlie Kirk

If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, what about being raped by Trump on his best friend’s island ?

Doctor Trump and Doctor RFK Jr- Taking Tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, but you can negate its effects by drinking bleach and shoving a florescent tub inside your vagina

I wouldn’t mind if my TV was filled 24/7 with wall to wall Nazi funeral coverage …. In fact the Fox Memorial Network has a nice ring to it

Never before has a palace fool been given such Royal treatment

He will do anything to appeal to young girls …

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main… BUT some pieces of the continent are clumps of manure with NAZI-sympathies.

In advance of Eric and Don Jr’s upcoming trip to Sydney …

Brazil convicts its tyrant…. America’s tyrant tariffs Brazil as punishment

Theory - Kirk’s murder was a disgruntled right wing gun nut.

Rightwing gun nuts think political violence is terrible (especially when it happens to one of their own) But school shootings are just the price of getting an education

Don’t give me this garbage about “political violence has no place in America” . Violence, political or otherwise (especially gun violence.) is as much a part of America as apple pie, baseball & school shootings. The perversion of the 2nd Amendment is just a symptom of this barbaric fixation

Karma takes forever.. but irony is often much quicker #2ndAmendment

No one is mentioning that JD Vance also wrote Epstein a birthday note.. but the text was too pornographic to post here

BREAKING Trump is dead… to me

Trump actually died 3 years ago The creature in the Oval Office is actually a Musk animatronic robot built from CyberTruck parts and beef tallow

Will Rubio be entombed alive with Trump when he dies so he can serve him in the afterlife… like handmaidens during the time of the pharaohs?

You’ll know Trump is about to die when they start digging 6 feet deep, and 10 foot wide, golf holes at one of his courses

I have caterers and the bouncy castle rental company of standby

I hope RFK Jr is prescribing Trump arsenic for that blue flesh eating virus Putin gave him when they shook hands in Alaska

Reason #2755 why Canadians don’t want to be a “cherished 51st state”… A burning flag causes more calls for change than a child filled with bullets

As a Canadian, the only Cracker in a Barrel I see is when a MAGA supporter tries to survive a plunge over Niagara Falls

I was playing road hockey with the kids today and I took a shot right in one of my Lutnicks. It’s now blue like that flesh eating virus on Trump’s hand.

MAGA opposes the burning of American flag… but the US Constitution is kindling to them

The post-Trump era will feature a glorious reactionary period where even the color orange will be banned

Tell me Ms Maxwell, did the man who can have you moved to a better prison and eventually pardon you (if he likes your answers) ever have sex with the children you & Epstein continually procured for him ? Think carefully before you answer & please be as honest as your self-interest allows you to be

I’m still not buying American goods or travelling to the US until Trump is in a casket buried somewhere on a golf course.

… and no one covers the lighter side of the Plague or the Holocaust either …. And how about the positive aspects of flesh eating diseases?!?? We need both sides

NATO should stand for No Asshole Trump OK?

China must be loving Trump’s/ Putin’s proposed Ukraine submission deal…. Taiwan? not so much

When I was 18 I learned how to make toast for myself

I can’t wait until they find a noose strong enough to support his weight

Trump is going. to forgive Elon Musk and appoint him as the new head of Labor Statistics…. Not only does Musk know how to rig numbers, he is responsible for more people going into labor than anyone

History will look back at Netanyahu’s cruelty as a key factor in the creation of the Palestinian state.

My dermatologist said I have a Lutnick growing on my neck, and if it grows I’ll turn into a sycophantic moron

Trump is tariffing the world, but he let Epstein export children at Mar A Lago to his island free of charge

The Washington Commanders are changing their name to honor both tradition and appease Trump… They will henceforth be known as the Orangeskins … and in a similar move, the Cleveland Guardians will now be called the Pedofiles