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To the guy at Dave and Buster’s who slapped my wife’s ass and took my last play on the claw machine: I’m actually really glad you didn’t win anything.
10 days ago
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dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
4 months ago
What’s it like to hold the balls of someone you love? Interlinked Within balls interlinked Interlinked Did they teach you to feel ball to ball? Torsion
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God forbid a white boy owe the poop man a few bucks
7 months ago
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dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
8 months ago
My friend has been collecting data about his work bathroom experiences. Out of 106 people, 56 sat right next to him just this year alone.
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allegory of the goon cave
8 months ago
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I need a chili cheese dog today or else I will die
about 1 year ago
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heavy hangs the balls…
over 1 year ago
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I’m a big midnight snack enjoyer. My favorite midnight snacks are ones that will give me heartburn, so it’s a race to see if I can fall asleep faster than my body can get angry.
over 1 year ago
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