The IOF made sure emergency responders couldn't get to Amal.

OMG! Iran’s trolling just peaked. The dolls were sacred to us but we played with them anyway. Jeffrey gave me such a beautiful hot gift the sweet hot lady Melania - we all spent the night together. Bibi is a good controller and Jeffrey was a great cameraman. Then something bad happened…

Please boost!

Me and my wife are trying to raise some money to do a little dysphoria alleviation, please boost and throw us some pocket change if you can afford to!

WHERE ARE MY GIRLIES ON HERE? YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IDENTIFY YOURSELF

Every day, Monday to Friday, a govt minister does the morning media round answering questions on the major issues. This morning the govt said no-one is available. There are over 100 ministers in the government.

Outrage as "white British master" rapist John Ashby avoids front pages Journalist Sangita Myska and former First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf were among those enraged by the media's response to John Ashby www.thecanary.co/trending/202...

Correct.

I reckon the person behind this ai mess stood there, cigar in mouth just screaming 'WE NEED MORE FLAGS! MORE LIONS!' Manically. Can't wait to see sick people turn up to this.

So, my reach on Twitter has officially been tanked What's it like on here, friends? I've heard it's friendlier? But please, for the love of fuck, tell me there are at least some arseholes I can argue with? I will miss the chew

Newly elected Reform UK councillor, Michael Walker brought his first ever motion to the council And of course it was transphobic bullshit But great to see The Greens hammer him into the ground Please read and share, these dudes are scum www.thecanary.co/uk/2026/03/2...

Restore supporters are some of the most vile, misogynistic and dangerous people I have come across yet I would rather be in a room full of immigrants Then in a room with one of their prospective politicians Or their supporters

Restore supporters are some of the most vile, misogynistic and dangerous people I have come across yet I would rather be in a room full of immigrants Then in a room with one of their prospective politicians Or their supporters

Holy shit, this is troublesome Looks like Your Party is being taken to court for being undemocratic/breach of contract, and @GoodLawProject are involved Who'd have thunk it?

Newly elected Reform UK councillor, Michael Walker brought his first ever motion to the council And of course it was transphobic bullshit But great to see The Greens hammer him into the ground Please read and share, these dudes are scum www.thecanary.co/uk/2026/03/2...

A rally is being called for 5pm at Darlington Town Hall, Feethams, Darlington DL1 5QT Please stand up for Darlington's trans community. Stand against hate and division. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...

Because he's an establishment nonce and he straight up doesn't give a shit about what he's done

Well kids, I am officially back on BlueSky So glad this platform doesn't have a rogue AI which literally creates CP and non-consensual images of women Y'all okay?

Love this - and a huge welcome to the party! "It was time I stopped watching from the sideline and actually became part of the change. That night, I decided to join the Greens." www.thecanary.co/opinion/2025...

Who’s gonna tell him it’s a few mates + 1000s of people chipping in a few quid? Donate now: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/everyone-h...

Watch this space 👀 #londonvsmusk

When I feel like I'm losing hope I like to remember that there's only 2,781 billionaires in the world And 8,062,000,000 of the rest of us Which means we outnumber them 2,898,957 to one So we can turn the tables whenever we fucking want

In the UK we have people such as: - Gopi Hinduja, net worth £37.2 billion -Sir Leonard Blavatnik, £29.25 billion - Sir Jim Ratcliffe, £23.52 billion - David and Simon Reuben and family £24.98bn Yet it's the disabled we're taking money from? Fuck entirely off

Remember, if you're cheering on Labour and what it's currently doing: - You're only a single medical emergency away from needing benefits - You're only a few missed pay cheques away from homelessness - You're only one war away from being a refugee Have some fucking empathy

A “we hate him too” sign was recently spotted at the San Francisco Tesla dealership which was likely placed by an employee. Love it.

Hello bluesky Can you see me? Does engagement work on here?

Get absolutely fucking fucked.

Rachel Reeves is reportedly feeling "very depressed" and "can't see a way out" amid UK economic turmoil It's so fucking simple 👏 Tax 👏 The 👏 Fucking 👏 Rich 👏

I'm sick of this Sick of watching the world burn around us Sick of watching people be massacred as I'm powerless to do anything Sick of watching the rich get richer as we get hungrier and colder Sick of watching mass extinction in real time How do we make it stop? Please?

This hits hard.

It will never not be funny to me that this specimen classes himself as a high value male Or that other men believe him

And in the latest news, Trump is trying to *Checks notes* Force Canada to become part of America www.google.com/amp/s/www.cb...

It's almost as if murdering innocent men, women and children and illegally taking their land is a fucking international crime or something. www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/idf-soldie...

So apparently Tate's new Bruv Party has 41 tenets And when you click on the link it brings up his personal website and a load of shite I have done nothing but laugh, especially at three The delusion of this man, and anyone who follows him, his mind-blowing www.cobratate.com/41-tenets?fb...

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the absolute shit show that is Tate's new 'Bruv Party' already? Shite AI images Shite party name Shitehawk leader And definitely going to be arrested if he comes to the UK Man doesn't understand spelling, let alone politics

I. Cannot. Breathe. 😂😂😂

Who better to stand up against organised grooming gangs, than the leader of an organised grooming gang?

They're setting him up for leader of Reform UK aren't they?

Andrew Tate is going to go for the leader of Reform UK isn't he...?

If this happens, we're allowed to fight his little army of incels right?

Pardon, but what the fuck?

Looks like the honeymoon is over guys

It always has been.

Things my parents have so far been pissed off about: I used the display coasters Someone on the TV had a beard Someone looks a bit like prince harry on the TV A black dude is singing Christmas carols on said TV I have no idea how I survive family Christmas year on year

Have arrived at the parents house for Christmas So far I've been shouted at for using the 'display' coasters

Just found out women couldn't open a bank account until 1975 in the UK My mouth couldn't open wider than it just did

Biden Carried Away By Ants theonion.com/biden-carrie...