"You got a sweetheart waiting for you back home, Henry?" "Uh.. yeah, I suppose I do." "What's she like, lad?" "What do you mean she?" #kcd2 #VirtualPhotography #VP

#tavqotd Alfryd isn't stealthy at all. In fact, he hates when people can't see him. This is because, in his own words, he's the "best." #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

That is one messy Kitten. 😳

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

Omw to find my noble-born boyfriend brb

#tavqotd #IosefOC #BG3 #Tav #Durge Iosef looks best in blue-grey, lavender, and cream. Makes me think of an earl grey tea.

I rediscovered the fake twt acct I made for Arilda #bg3 #ArildaOC

I've started playing the knight yaoi game!!

"The Blade of Frontiers and the King of the Sword... what a match." "That's awfully presumptuous, isn't it? Who's to say we will survive this journey?" "You still owe me a dance, Wyll. I won't forget it." #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky

#tavqotd "Ælfryd Ĵoseph Bastellion" Pronunciation: Alf/Rid - Yo/Seff - Bass/Tell/Ee/on ...Alfryd's dad insisted his middle name be a version of the name "Joe" because of an old tradition in the their family - any son or daughter named Joe gets to wield the family lyre. #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky

Alfryd's pokemon partner is the mischievous and illusive galarian linoone!! They're best mates, equally as bombastic or unhinged >:3 #oc #AlfrydOC #ocsky #BaldursGate3

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

#tavqotd "They-....oh, they were yours?? Shit, I'm ever so sorry! Give me the recipe right now, I'll bake you some more!" ....Alfryd then proceeds to bribe Gale into baking a new batch. #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Alfryd is the kinda guy to shake your hand while showering you in pleasant greetings and kindesses, then immediately wipe his hand clean. He might be kind, but he has standards! #AlfrydOC #ocsky #oc

#tavqotd Not technically disney or Ghibli, but I'm a Dreamworks loyalist till the end sorry 🤭 Alfryd would be Puss in Boots - strong, brave, and in love with himself by a liiiiiiiiittle bit too much. Quite a lot too much. But he does mean well! #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky Behold my human OC! Alfryd Bastellion, a bard with experience in theatre and swordplay!

#tavqotd Does your tav/durge have great sad puppy face? Do they ever use it to their advantage? ....Alfryd does not, plain and simple. He's a textbook grinner, and when he's not smiling he's frowing with thought or staring judgementally. #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd After the woman cries out, Alfryd replies: "Wouldn't you like to know, oh illusive voice in the myst? Did you ever hear of the King of the Sword?" ...perhaps a little overconfidently. #ocsky #oc #AlfrydOC #BaldursGate3

good fucking lord i want to beat him to a pulp

who’s the Super Bowl halftime performer? Wrong answers only

#tavqotd What Alfryd drops: - Book titled "The King of the Sword" - Steel Drum (does 20-40 damage if thrown or used as an improvised weapon) - 4,000 gold - Fraudsword (steals 10% of gold from the victim with each attack) #AlfrydOC #ocsky #oc #BaldursGate3

Gnash managed to, somehow, dodge his way out of ending up on the ground with a knife to his throat, and part of him saw a kindred spirit in the pale elf's desperation. "Why does he look good with a knife?" the burly bard asks himself., unaware of what he was in for. #tavqotd

"The Youth are so lazy. Back in my day I worked 19 hours a day" "Sir, cranking your hog while watching your wife fuck the Milk man and wishing it was the Milk man filling you with his milk while hiding in the neighbor's bushes is not work. It is more of a recreational activity."

#tavqotd Name: Acheron Bonnemort Race: tiefling Age: 32* Gender: man Pronouns: he/him Background: Acolyte Class: Blood Hunter Sexuality: gay Relationship: single Funfacts: Acheron loves the sunrise and cooking breakfast. He’s also a very good ice skater.

INFERNO #art ✧ #painting ✧ #fire

#tavqotd Anyone approaching Alfryd with any sadd or attitude should prepare for the most eloquent sarcastic remark in response. "Your plan was a total failure." "Oh! I'm ever so sorry, forgive me! Next time I'll put in no effort at all like the rest of you." #AlfrydOC #ocsky #oc #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd "Who are you?" Name: Alfryd Bastellion Race: Human Age: 24 Gender: male Pronouns: any/of/them Background: folk hero Class: bard Sexuality: bisexual Relationship: not sure yet! Funfacts: He's famous for his song "The King of the Sword" #ocsky #AlfrydOC #BaldursGate3

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

The benefits of big feet

#tavqotd Alfryd wears a beautiful, feather-bound mask that only covers his eyes. He still wants people to be able to see some of his face. #AlfrydOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Alfryd is definitely typecast as a posh bad-boy, constantly going off on weird schemes in the hopes of earning more coin. Whether or not he's a protagonist or antagonist varies, but there is ALWAYS a phenomenal dramatic monologue at one stage. #oc #AlfrydOC #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Welp, I literally just made this shitpost a week or so ago here it is again!

#oc lore: "Alfryd Bastellion, King of the Sword... it's an awfully impressive alias. He's only named as such after a famous song he wrote. He likes to think he's a living legend... he isn't. He's just a bard who can fight better and run quicker than the other bards." #AlfrydOC #ocsky

✨ Comfort OC Meme ✨ 📯 (Nick)name: Alfryd Bastellion, "King of the Sword" 📯 Species: Human 📯 Fav Trait of OC: floppy ass hair 📯 How OC was Made: tried to make a tav as similar to me as possible (I'm not really this cute but close enough!) 📯 Extra: his nickname comes from a famous song he wrote

I've decided to do a playthrough with the me-tav, just cus I like bards and he looks cool :D Behold! Alfryd Bastellion, King of the Sword and finest entertainer in the whole Sword Coast!! #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd The instinctively guarded Vethos is immediately confused. He wonders what he did to earn such a pleasntry. He thinks it over, and over, and over... he is strong-willed, but eventually, he cracks and finds Curse to ask them. #VerhosOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Romance Gale finally confesses this love for Vethos. Gingerly, Vethos reciprocates. And so, as they dance amidst the stars, a suitably ethereal sounding song plays. youtu.be/0JvOYbjw8V0?... #oc #VethosOC #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Share a smile! Frog boy :3 #VethosOC #oc #ocsky

#tavqotd me as a tav Behold! He looks kinda like me, he's a human bard with a drum - cus I've done amateur acting and used to do drumming too - and I actually really like how he looks!! #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3

DEAR FRIENDS WHO HAVE TRIED TO MESSAGE ME - I'm in the UK, which thanks to the online safety act I can't read messages on here without age verification bollocks, sorry bout that!

#tavqotd Pavo's AU: Torg was his first ever relationship. They both died after a fight resulted in failure. Silvanus brought Pavo back to life. Torg's AU: besotted with Pavo, Torg was happy to travel with him. After they both died, Silvanus gave up on his prodigy - and brought Torg back instead.

#tavqotd Torg's accent is a very formal, well-spoken british, in quite a deep pitch. "Gaze upon my splender!" Brokk's accent is very light but sounds vaguely danish, spoken in a sultry, almost snake-like way. "I have got you, my dear." #TorgOC #BrokkOC #BaldursGate3 #oc #ocsky

#tavqotd My absolute favourite thing about Vethos is just that he looks so goddamn COOL!!! That is all :D #oc #ocsky #VethosOC #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Vethos is very experienced in threatening people. So, with a piercing stare and a quiet but sharp tone, he speaks: "...I am going to politely request you don't speak to me in that fucking tone." ...realisticly, he'd rather not fight someone in this situation. #VethosOC #oc #ocsky

#tavqotd Pavo's life goal: "Well... I am an agent of the Silvanus. I suppose my life goal is to be a guardian of nature in his name... but I'm going to do it my way. And I'll be damned if I don't allow myself to enjoy my life outside of my duties to the Oakfather." #oc #PavoOC #ocsky

ABSOL ✦ #art #pokemon #fanart

#tavqotd Torg has this to say on the subject of safe sex: "I have never needed protection during sex! I am so strong that if anyone was to ambush me mid-coitus, I would surely overpower them!" "... what are you looking at me like that for?" #oc #ocsky #TorgOC #BaldursGate3

#tavqotd Something interesting about Vethos's body is his pale skin tone. It's not genetic, it's a side-effect from his childhood - having been taken away from his creche as a baby, to be raised in bitter cold temperatures and not being fed properly. #VethosOC #oc #ocsky #BaldursGate3