AI + Tarriffs = 🤮 apnews.com/article/layo...

As a designer, my Kerning Alarm goes off when i see CJ Stroud’s or should I say, S T ROUD’s name @houstontexans.bsky.social

Kick ass sticker fighting for our environment from @altnps.bsky.social

Maybe singers should stay on Terra firma.

Can Jeffries speak until 2028?

My local car wash used to be packed. Now it’s severely understaffed and running pretty slowly. And only offering a couple of packages. #ICE #FDT

These violent Los Angeles protesters must be stopped. Look at this vandalism forcing me to hop and or scotch.

Someone should ask Elon how _exactly_ he helped Trump win the election. @cnn.com @wsj.com @nytimes.com @politico.com @60minutes.bsky.social

Why are my tax dollars advertising our border patrol capabilities on a bull riding competition? @reptedlieu.bsky.social @padilla.senate.gov

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I watched a bit of Conan Without Borders. It’s the exact opposite of Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations. Conan’s show is exactly what’s wrong with this country. They see a foreign country and make fun of it, while Bourdain goes in and appreciates the culture. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

This was….five months ago

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Well, there’s the racism but also there’s the drinking. www.texasstandard.org/stories/mili...

“Good for me? What’s I do?” #AlGreen

#Emails2DOGE sent!

Hopeful news

Quicker and more efficient headline for Discover Bank billboard: Accepted: Our cards in 99% of places nationwide. Not accepted: Calling it anything other than *the* 405.

That Jeep commercial monologue sounded like Harrison was reading a bunch of affirmation post-it notes. There was zero thread. The only line that made sense was the Ford line. They should’ve built it around that. But some client probably said “America”.

Someone call Jake from State Farm. Mahomes definitely has a claim or two.

This guy has access to our social security payments. Sweet dreams!

Blink and you’ll miss it. A #frolic tattoo on Mr. Drummond’s hand, from the video on Lumon’s LinkedIn #Severance

How to confront buyer’s remorse

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party”

More of this please

Brilliant trumpgolftrack.com

A 25% tariff on Colombia? Looks like your morning coffee and weekend cocaine is about to get a lot pricier.

Say what now?

I don’t know who all is running your social media accounts. But they need to be fired. The posts are weak and inspire no one! We are looking for fighters and we’re getting people who still think it’s 2023.

I just noticed that I was automatically following JD Vance. The blatant oligarchy has begun.

THESE ARE NOT THE DAN SNYDER WASHINGTON COMMANDERS

1995: Has that new Michael Jackson album dropped yet? 2025: Has that Jack Smith report dropped yet?

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Hey @nbcla.bsky.social Los Angeles is suffering enough. We don’t need Rick Caruso playing the blame game and campaigning

@bsky.app better figure out some things. Removing bots, Introduce trending news, and more hashtag interactions

Seems like the stylists are all in on monochromatic men’s suits. #GoldenGlobes

“Thank you Duke and Minnesota for participating in our elaborate ad campaign.” - Duke Mayo mascot

I doubt that car bomb episode will help sales electrek.co/2025/01/02/t...

Elon literally has the most recognizable voice, and he did nothing to hide it. Advertisers: this is the kind of quality that Xwitter offers

Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.

I had Zack Ertz on my bench. Quality fantasy football coaching.

Pop Tarts is a great marketing reminder. Be brave, be smart.

if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."

Merry Christmas from the streets of Tulum.

Hi, Viewers Like You! 👋 We're looking forward to taking in this Bluesky with all of you.

James Gunn just released a teaser of the teaser.