guts gon sound like an engine backfiring for the rest of your life.

white pussy be leading you niggas straight to the depths of hell (ie. Shannon Sharpe) and every time it does here y’all go yelling “it’s bc I’m a Black man!” Duh nigga, you thought you were gon be the exception to the game them hoes been playing for centuries? It’s comical. 🤣

Song titles include: 401k blues, The Devil Won’t Let Me Retire, and Tired of Tinder 😂

idk man, after seeing Sinners I think it’s time we bring back the blues. Millennial Blues definitely going triple platinum

one thing I’ve learned during this Zulu parade/Kaapse Klopse/Zulu conversation is that white folks dropped minstrel shows around the world & them shits hit like crack in the 80s, cause the diaspora truly did its big one.

the moon almost went BOOM 🤯

I know trump ain’t expect us to be outraged he wanna bring segregation back 🤣. I don’t wanna be around white ppl anyway they don’t bathe or get immunizations. DO IT BITCH!

I normally don’t care about white folks business, but this Hailey/Justin/Selena video on TikTok is crazyyy. Hailey Bieber is really Joe Goldberg in italics. 😭

It’s crazy being a masc woman & realizing “oh, shit my body is changing bc I’m aging” this perimenopause shit is wicked, but kinda funny at the same time cause it’s like omg, am I in middle-aged puberty? 🤣😭

I’m so glad I was born in the 80s when it was normal to vaccinate your children. These dumbass parents gon have children dying of Scarlet Fever and shit like it’s the early 1800s again 😭

Billboard name Doechii as their 2025 Woman of the Year.

I’m getting back into reading & I need some recommendations. I’m a horror, thriller, science fiction type but pls nothing similar or related to Broken Dolls. I recently read We Used To Live Here & Frenzied. Loved them both & need more!

I just watched Burning Sands for the first time. I’m disgusted & based on what happened irl to Caleb Wilson that Greek shit is weird.

BREAKING: After 20 seasons in the WNBA, Diana Taurasi has officially announced her retirement from the league. No. 1 pick. MVP. 11x All-Star. 3x Champion. To name a few. What a career.

I don’t like mean people. I don’t like bullies. I don’t like people with no empathy. Stay the fuck FAR away from me.

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

ay man a tennis player c-walking on your grave gotta be worse than any of those medieval torture methods.

Rest In Peace to Sandra Bland who would be 38 today ✊🏾✊🏾 (February 7, 1987 – July 13, 2015)

The musketeers have been running through the treasury systems like tomb raider since Saturday, whatever information they needed they already have.

niggas can’t have benefits, retirement, or temu round this bitch. Thanks America 😘

they gon have to rebuild the six triple eight to sort through all the temu & shein packages this usps stoppage is about to cause 😭

Are they replacing it with White Power?

it’s time democrats take the aaron burr approach or something idk 🥴

Nike has introduced A’ja Wilson’s first signature sneaker, the A’One, launching May 2025 👟

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

ain’t no way these the same checks and balance & three branches of government them folks had me learning in school

Abracadabrapoohnana or whatever Gaga said

Wayment now Gaga..

the chalk children gon be screaming “d.e.i must d.i.e” from the rooftops 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Drake is writing “Lebron is a fugly slut” in the burn book immediately!

I draw the line at Billie Eilish dressing like Notorious BIG during BHM.

Tia Kemp live on TikTok calling random ppl & this shit is hilarious 😭

Big love for 2’2 ✨

Ls on Ls 🤣

“Kendrick just opened his mouth someone go give him a Grammy right now.”

Legit

Nintendo, Atari, & Sega happened because of him, Jerry Lawson. #BlackHistory

Everything !! #blacksky

It’s pretty insane that a private citizen can come in, hijack federal government servers, fire people, and steal their PII.

I miss my puff 🥹

well, the founders’ nightmare of a foreign born subversive with no inherent loyalty to america grabbing power now looks very relevant. however they didn’t predict he would be a dope fiend too