#GameNightQuotes: "Can I trip the ooze?" "Do you have a spatula?!"

I think it's statistically impressive that, on an average of once per day, I see or read something that makes the #GoodPlace point system seem unrealistically optimistic. I think I lost a few million points reading a 2011 Captain America limited series thanks to an archer.

Dungeness & Dragons

So, after a year of streaming almost every Thursday, I think it's time to accept ... my November winter allergies have started and if I don't put the mic down for a month or to, the "stream" will just be flying spittle and gagging.

Um, if they have cats they can get cat grass which isn’t that expensive and will entertain their cats. And then the cats will leave sprays of grass in random places. Which leads to more grass touching.

Ok, hear me out: But done in the style of the Bashki movie. I will accept anyone countering with Rankin/Bass.

New awareness campaign

@mattle.wtf - and now the hair lurks eternal.

It's Thursday night, I've got a costume (well, my RenFest outfit and a bad wig) so join me at 6:30 pm Pacific tonight for my last Spooky Stream and #deadbydaylight. I've picked up my beloved Animatronic, and so many low ranked survivors are going to get free points tonight...

Yesterday I saw the Batman/Deadpool crossover comic will include a short John Constantine/Doctor Strange crossover and I cannot begin to express how much I want this. Forget "Good Cop, Bad Cop", this is "Chief of Police, Cop that Everyone Is Terrified Of But Nobody Will Say Why."

I am furious that Social Media didn't tell me until now that the creative team for the current hilarious, kindly sexy, and brilliantly creative #Supergirl book is @mooncalfe1.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, and @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, so I could be loving it even more.

What happens when a #gamemaster takes time off from tactical planning to play #deadbydaylight? What happens when a man who grew up on turn based CRPGs plays a first-person style horror game? Come find out, 6:30pm Pacific Time, at www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfP... or twitch.tv/screamingwyvern!

I love being a #ttrpg #gamemaster because I can look my social anxiety in the eye and say, "They come back every session, I am doing a good job." Also, I've had an anxiety attack for the past six hours that they were going to just ghost me, WHICH INCLUDES THE THREE HOURS OF THE GAME.

I have #marvelunlimited and I'm reading through the Onslaught Saga, and if I had a dollar for every time a Wayne's World "NOT!" enters a conversation, I'd be able to buy a graded copy of the final issue. Which isn't that impressive, but it's enough to make me hurt from the crings.

Having a Spooky Month for my Thursday stream - but so happy that in November I can come back with the card version of #mythicgme by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Yes, rolling dice is awesome but when I’m streaming there’s already so much on-screen to track… having the GME on the side will be great!

Traditionally, I stream #SoloRPGs and #TTRPG planning every Thursday at 6:30pm Pacific. But, with it being #spookyseason and my attempt to run a Horror Pathfinder session last year ending up so bad, I'm spooking myself with #deadbydaylight for October. www.youtube.com/live/GpFAFyr...

“Grocery Bags at Freddy’s” did not capture the terror of the original.

There is something tragically hilarious about a guy at a Renfest - with his wife and kids in costume - in his second amendment tee and his "MAGA" hat. It's like one of those moths with the eyespots, only they're in the desert surrounded by gay lizards.

#dachshund time

Guys I think we’re gonna need more than three ghosts this Christmas Eve

My Paranoia #solorpg game with #mythicgme continues tonight at 6:30 pm Pacific, youtube.com/@screamingwyvern or twitch.tv/screamingwyvern but you know what the world needs for the rest of Halloween? Someone who looks like your dad trying #DeadByDaylight for the first time.

Someone posted that it was the first day of ween yesterday, and I am deeply disappointed that they meant celebrating Halloween and not celebrating dachshunds.

My wife is getting a tattoo, and I figured I would check to see what the code was at my "professional job." Head, face, and neck "made sense," but was initially surprised by upper chest... September 30, 2025: The day I apparently forgot that a LOT of people present femme.

Not a controversial opinion, no matter what DC's editor in chief thinks. Journey Into Mystery issue 630, Oct 2011 (part of the Fear Itself storyline which was basically an entire storyline of "Nazis are bad, their only power is causing fear, and we need to stand against that.")

@itch.io I bought seven copies of a game as gifts. Five were received, but two were not. It may be a mistake on my end, but there's no visible way to check that on the site. What's the current turnaround time for tickets? (Number 312198)

when a billionaire gets mad at trans people

It's #solorpg Thursday, tonight, 6:30pm Pacific, at youtube.com/@screamingwyvern and twitch.tv/screamingwyvern! The Paranoia #ttrpg by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social alongside #MythicGME by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Dark comedy! James Bond spoofing!

itch.io/s/160017/the... before

The evil Trans crackdown on the 11th - showcased by the cancellation of @scumbelievable.bsky.social's (well reviewed) comic left me feeling so helpless, but the only contact email I could find was WB Legal. Well, I e-mailed them. The restoration of Kimmel's show makes that feel slightly less dumb.

The time has come and passed! Seven lovely people (stopping at 5 seemed mean) will be receiving a gift copy of Cog That Remains once they reply to my chats asking for an e-mail! If you haven't already, check out itch.io/s/160017/the... by @cannibalhalfling.bsky.social

Are you interested in #solorpgs? Are you interested in #storytelling with random prompts? Are you interested in #mechs? Today is the last day to get your name in for a chance to get one of five free copies of The Cog That Remains by @cannibalhalfling.bsky.social!

Save Over $400 on Xcrawl Classics RPG only on Humble Bundle! Roleplay as a hero in a live-streaming-obsessed society where fame, power, and survival are always on the line. Check out the bundle: www.humblebundle.com/books/xcrawl...

Best line from a classic sci-fi show

Paranoia core rulebook by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social - 2023. Why I backed this project's Kickstarter. A good thing to read two years later. "You can mock anything about society or politics except gender, sexual preference, race, or ethnicity; that bullshit isn't allowed."

Bruh

I've given up on heroics; it's time to be sensible and rational in Paranoia by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social. I'll be relying on the #MythicGME by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social to run a #solorpg experience. And these "Random Computer Emotion" cards! Join me at youtube.com/live/k2SRNXu...

After last week's events and the fallout (especially for the Trans community) I will not be able to continue my TORG #solorpg; saving the world is not on my to do list anymore. I'm going to change to a more appropriate game. www.mongoosepublishing.com/collections/...

You know what? In one week - September 21st - I will buy up to five gift copies of The Cog That Remains. Either leave a reply to this, or drop by and say "Hi" on my Solo RPG Stream, Thursday, 6:30pm Pacific Time - and I'll put your name into a drawing. youtube.com/screamingwyvern

I have just started a monthly $50 donation to @lambdalegal.org for Gretchen and everyone else who's being targeted for being happy someone who wanted them dead won't be able to do that again - lambdalegal.org. #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights

I have just started a monthly $50 donation to #TransgenderLawCenter for Gretchen and everyone else who's being targeted for being happy someone who wanted them dead won't be able to do that again - transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/. #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights

I feel so useless to the precious humans in the #trans community. Can someone point to firms or non-profits who I can help fund, that will be helping all the Trans people who have been fired because, God forbid, they didn't like CK? Maybe @kenwhite.bsky.social or @leftistlawyer.com?

I had a 15 second TikTok joking about the #Trans Woman To Warhammer40k Pipeline. It got a lot of comments from extremely amused and happy ladies. It made me so happy. I happened to see today that it was muted because there's a copyright strike on it. TikTok never notified me.

#dccomics cancelled a book by a trans creator for speaking out about someone who's been trying to kill her for a decade. Of course they're saying that this was just the "Last Straw" which sounds a lot like the bullshit #marvel spouted about #BeauDeMayo - a black queer man.

Things I needed today.

Remember, calories don’t count if it’s your birthday or if you don’t recognize the world you live in anymore

For anyone who says "never forget" today, but opposed mask mandates; are anti-vaxx; go "thoughts and prayers" to school shootings; are opposed to common sense gun laws; or think the political leanings of assassins matter; I hope you get a lovely shag carpet and lots of loose Legos.

No streaming this week. I'm tired. I'm expecting there's going to be a bunch of trolling of streams tomorrow. And I should spend some time nowhere near my phone tonight. This is a good summary, I think: prospect.org/politics/202...

It's Sunday, September 9, and two hours to #XCrawl! Having braved the Labyrinth in a Zurah'en'zurah run Casino in Maryland, the team was just looking for Emperor George Augustus's blessing, but that's hard when the entire estate is missing... www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR8r...

#XCrawl means downloading several maps of George Washington's mansion and trying to decide which areas need to be copied in Inkarnate.

this is an r/angryupvote moment because i am absolutely in erin's list