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Can we change the Prius to a Swasticar? I'd really love to throw one of them in jail repeatedly...

Leaders should be respectable and respectful and eloquent and charismatic and open minded and fucking more intelligent than a shoe. We shouldn't work to death for crappy wages and barely survive until we die. Life is meant to be lived. Ugh. Disgusted with modern society.

I'm feeling exceptionally frustrated today. People should love whomever they love. They should be free to do whatever makes them happy (as long as their happiness doesn't harm others). Why is this hard to understand?

Morticia... the snoring farting bully babe..

What a f-ing f-twat. My great grandparents were murdered by a-holes like this and it will not happen again in my lifetime. Burn all his sh*t to the ground. I will dance in his ashes.

Shit. I'm apparently rich... Still can't afford eggs but hey.. my pots and pans have a fancy drawer..

Why does this goober give me such big tinglies?

I will defend my friends and family and even strangers. Humans are humans are humans... it ain't that difficult.

Vivid visual

A nameless Ghoul made the video cut!

Squeeze out a laugh or two. Hold it... Hold it... And release

Columns and rows and columns and rows and columns and rows and..

Petition to serve pickles with more food than just sandwiches. Pizza? Soup? Salad? Tacos? Bbq? Why are we gatekeeping our own joy like this?!

Beauty begrudgingly says Happy Friday.

Blurry sleepy cuteness

Much of my childhood was spent trying to overcome things people shamed me for. Now I'm free of this shame of existing. I don't need to improve what others think of as my weaknesses. I only improve on the things I think of that way. Shame is a waste of time. Chuck it in the F--k it bucket.

Apparently I've reached the "can't eat anything for at least 7 hours before bed or you regret it" age. Can I go back and redo the acne and cracking voice age again, please? This sucks.

Dolphins and me fighting a cause

Testing... testing... is this thing on?