I'm into Lynchian chicks, wish she'd let me get a Peak at her Twins

I wonder what would have happened if everyone carrying a gun at January 6th was shot at

Billy Ray is so beautiful

Big dick energy + soft girl = big soft girl dick

Frank Quitley the man you are, drawing Lex in this zesty ass pose, tiny little short shorts with visible bulge. Pumping iron and flirting with Clark the whole issue. Superman is homophobic as fuck for beating up such a hunky beefcake.

The entire plot of The Thing (1982) just happened to me

All the NRA nuts sure are quiet when the tyrannical government is kidnapping and executing people with their secret police force. This is stuff they've fantasized about for decades but apparently it would only be bad if a guy with a blue tie was doing it...

If you believe the trees are going to explode because of the snow I'm blocking you

How it feels to charge your laptop in a cafe

Why is every clip of Fernando saying "let's fucking go" censored

Chase Infiniti, Jesse Plemmons, No Other Choice, Sorry Baby, Will Arnett, Adam Sandler, Superman, and Josh O'Connor were all snubbed in my humble opinion. That being said this is an incredibly competitive year with very few confusing/upsetting nominations and I'm generally happy so far.

The prophecy

Christians are so funny, why does my dad make us pray when we're about to eat at Arby's

Any of yall got a Bluesky account?

Love That 70's Show but it's so weird to rewatch knowing everyone in this cast is a scientologist or a rapist (or both). Not you Topher, we love you.

Like who are all these people #twinpeaks

I leave for 4 (four) days and my roommates decide to turn into fucking animals

Miami probably just didn't pray as hard

Do you think Purdue Fort Wayne will cancel class because of IU's win or naw

American simulator

Miami vs Indiana sounds like the battle for 49th and 50th in education 😭🙏

Hawkwafintuah

Carrie Bradshaw in 2025: So Big just did a line with Sliwa

Trans Joan Rivers asking if her friends if her tuck is fire: Can we clock?

No 2016 pictures bc I didnt exist before 2021

Late to band practice because I was letting my wife fall asleep on me first, how do I text them my excuse without sounding like a single mother? "Just put her down for a nap, sorry!"

Do I need to read the first 4 Slaughterhouse books or am I good to start with 5

Gonna watch every movie that got a best actress win because I'm different and better than everyone else

Fuck you Mitski that stupid Crack Baby song just broke my car speakers

Accidentally wore my taco socks to the gym

Am I too mean or are Americans just fucking stupid

Every midwest emo band is going on tour rn and every single one is skipping Indiana. We're the most midwest you can get, we fucking MADE you, don't forget about us!!!

You like that, Prius boy?

This sure looks like a nationwide pattern.

People are gonna dislike Timothee Chalamet and that's fine, he's popular right now so of course there's going to be contrarions. But I just saw someone say "no talent, just plays himself in everything" like be so fucking for real with yourself right now.

Purple Haze!!! 😛🎸🤘 Bust in my eye 💦👁 Scuze me! ☝️ While I kiss 💋 this guy 😚👦🏼😩🥴😳💏

In Is This Thing On, Will Arnett plays this suburban Dad who constantly jokes about his "dad bod" and forearms that have "basically atrophied" despite being fucking jacked as shit

The money I've saved on stones pales in comparison to the amount of birds I've killed weighing on my soul...

They should make a Fargo season set in the future just for shits n gigs

Minnesota has been going through hell in the past 18 months

One Battle After Another and Finding Nemo are kinda the same movie

@letterboxd.social why do you only go down when i finish watching a banger

George Lukas is an asshole, why would you name the only fat guy in the galaxy Porkins?

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

Absolutely #mogged this old lady at the gas station who was getting a medium diet Pepsi from the fountain with my extra large diet coke. Exposed the fake sodacell.

Warning to white guys. If we're at a party together and you do a Trump impression I'm puking on your shoes I don't gaf if I'm sober

When i talk to a gay guy at a party my girlfriend and best friend call it "getting my hole stretched". Something about that feels homophobic.

Fuckin this old bitch call me a retrosexual

A narcissist like me hates when someone relates to me.

Probably the ugliest extra I've ever seen in Bob's Burgers. 10/10 no notes.