"moi quand j'étais bébé" has found a really cool bird he is still on his way to the job interview this guy is really lucky maybe he will get the job or maybe not either way he didn't go out for nothing

I would fucking hate to be eaten alive by a big giant frog it would mess me up ansd make me SAD so please frogs leave me ALONEEEEE

Today moi quand j'étais bébé will try to get a job he became gigantic to make himself feel important he will try to work in the wonderfull city of chicago like this he can walk fast and never be late to work + he is really impressive they wont catch that this guy is just a baby

Oh no it seems that my friend me when i was a baby as caught a fish but he fly and he will never eat it ... This feller my starve :(

Here's "moi quand j'étais bébé" first diner... Je seems to really like you !!!

This little guy "moi quand j'étais bébé" he is my new oc and i will make plenty of content around him wait and see you will be plesantly surprised

I have a little baby in my microwave and this little pest doesn't want to come out of it... This little rascal makes me so mad ... Cant even eat cereal in peace :/

Moi

This guy is a neuil .......

Ça fait carrément des tuto pr tuer un mec ... On marche sur la tête

my nichest drawing yet #osrs

Mais si c'était que ça ce type est factuellement un gros pedo entre le bail du dossier de nudes dont 3/4 des meufs étaient mineures et le fait qu'il échangeait des nudes avec une meuf de 13 piges quand il avait + de 20 ans ce type est un porc absolu

Imaginez y'aurait aucune différence homme femme juste les mecs peuvent sauter super haut genre 12 m vs imaginez comment le basket ça serait trop bien bref c'est pr ça que je veut réduire au MAXIMUM les différences homme femme pr qu'on se concentre si possible sur des différences ludique et diverses

Comment on peut dire que le riz fait maigrir alors que si tu mange tout le riz du monde tu meurt ça a rien avoir

Franchement je m'en serait jamais sorti dans la vie si j'avais des bras super long type polokus dans Rayman 2 le genre de truc qu'il vaut mieux garder pour soit ça ou juste chausser + de 44 j'aurais eu honte je pense d'avoir des palme

Exclu bluesky j'ai faim et envie de manger des nouilles

Es que vous aussi quand vous mangez vous décomposez l'assiette dans votre tête et vous vous faites un plan des bouchées de sorte a optimiser un maximum le délicieux repas ?

Ummm… rofl 🤣 I just can’t! 😂. I’m dying over here 🤣😂🤣

This is our game ranking we made in the "foutoir" so you can know what game is reddit or blahaj or chud now you know you can thank us please don't be mad I'm a really sensible fellow

Man I think I'm going to die this shit feels like eating 50 hummer sandwich, I feel like I'm ready to go to prison now ...

They fucking got me guys im all fucked up now they beat my ass what the heck I can trust someone now I'm a complete psycho because of just one bad day !!!! JUST ONE MADE ME LIKE THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO SNAP AND NOW ITS DONE??!! NO GOING BACK !!!

Is Pepsi ok ? No it's not !!! I fucking HATTTEEEE PEPSIIIII !!!! IM GOING TO TURN INTO A BEING OF HATRED !!!!! GRAOUUUU !!! Just kidding I'm not like all the other dogs... I'm a cool guy dw ...

Love this guy character design from the manga "HUNTER X HUNTER" Really groovy !!! Maybe I'm kind of a groovy guy myself...

I do have the urge to eat pasta at 3am somtimes... im just a regular human after all

Well he kinda got a point I guess

I know a girl who only watched the Hunter X Hunter (2011) anime... Soooo like this girl doesn't even know that this guy has a dolphin 😭😭😭😭😭 she's like oh kurapika ? Love that guy but she doesn't know shit about him

Hope french people on tweeter never get that I have a lot of account ... Mister pizz 180deqi dailyDBZlatino ... And a lot of other gimmick and shit ass account made for jokes ... Here I will be 100% normal and will only do one ... This is the first Time chokaway will be GENUINE and real... Ty

I know this is not STG or Sega Saturn related but here is my first DAVA x Homestuck mspaint fanart. Sacha Béhar as Dave Strider. So awesome and cool... I think it has never been made before. The first time you saw it was on bsky. #DAVA #Homestuck #URDCUC

What if a guy made spaghetti for everyone (like the whole or humanity and even animals) he would need a casserole so massive I'd be loosing my shit

This guy can't be serious

This is me right now... Im forced to become like that because I want the Fre ch gouvernement to pay for what they did to me (not giving me infinite money) who remember super Mario wonder it was a real creative game !!!! the dolphin level was awesome 😎👍🏻

Greetings! 🩵 Hope yalls week are doing ok, mine has been busy but in a good way! I am in the process of drawing 103 mini versions! 🙌 In two weeks ill get it down! Here are the first batch: @saayooo4.bsky.social @bluecrabjuicebox.bsky.social @chokaway.bsky.social @meowdy.live @olivia7.bsky.social

I knew a guy who was always really serious when it was needed... This guy was the president of France he was named Sebastian patoche ... Did some famous songs like pan je lui mettrai bien une cartouche and la dernière goute est pour le slip what a goofball

Pasta pizza who you gonna call ? Ghost busters they eat all leftover Italian food mmmmh thanks for this guy's I hate when there is leftovers !!! My fridge is contaminated with really dangerous mold !!! Makes food too delicious for me

Il going to piss all over all the floor in the world ... Why.? I don't know but I'm the kind of guy to do this lol it's like a drug to me I'm joking im not doing that I'm not crazy it would smell bad

Going to Nantes today... Might not make it Alive I go here to pee all over the floor ect sorry for the inconveniences lol

bought this with caf's money thanks french monetary support

Why Is it named coco water and not coco juice ??? So dumb anyway whe need to change the name to coconut sauce 👍

Giving CPR to someone is dumb, how is blowing up into someone's mouth makes him come back to life, anyway I would love to be blowed like a balloon to fly like yoshi did in "Super Mario Galaxy 2"

I WANT YOU IN THE BIG SOUP

What's is fucking problem what the hell why does this fucker look like this why is he smiling like that, he is not funny in a silly way at all this guy is a disgrace, what a distastefull fellow !!! I HATE him he's so mean spirited

No matter what I do can't seem to change the ecosystem... I would love to make every insect a little butterfly and every baby legs gigantic to make them walk very fast

What if a silly guy decided to smoke all the pipe tobacco in a giant cigarette he would be so dumb yet so brave, sometimes things can be bad and good at the same time... Just like drinking poisoned water you are not thirsty but you die

You know what they say... The house always wins. You know what I did when I turned 21 ? I asked my addictologist if he could help me getting on the worldwide casino banlist, it's so easy I actually told them if I could ban other people and they let me do it for Patrick Bruel and Bertrand Grospellier

Sometimes a guy just need a break, sometimes he just need to drink a loooot of milk 🥛 become really strong and fight for is life in the coliseum with a spider/snake inspired fighting style

Love the film "god of gamblers" ... Kinda makes me want to try to gamble to make a lot of money ! I know I can if im smarter than the casino !!! Good thing I am I will be really rich !