I’ve learned that Guardians pitcher Parker Messick has a line of clothing to celebrate his faith. Adding that to my vomit bank. ✅

Acorn Woodpeckers enjoying a suet snack 🪶 Oakland, CA 5/7/26

Reading the CA Governor candidate statements is both enlightening and infuriating. To not even be bothered to submit a statement and simply direct me to your website is lame. Don’t apply for a job and skip the cover letter. That’s a guaranteed no.

A tiny woodpecker visits when the bigger birds finally relent. 🪶 Nuttall’s Woodpecker Oakland, CA 5/8/26 www.audubon.org/field-guide/...

This about sums it up

Some of my favorite backyard visitors #Mouthful 🪶 #birdoftheday Chickadee - Stellar Jay - Oak Titmouse

Due to Tennessee’s abortion ban, Mayron Hollis was forced to continue a pregnancy that threatened her life. An emergency delivery left her without a uterus and her baby with medical issues. This was their first year in a post-Roe state (pub. Feb. 2024):

For #featheredfriday we see a Black-headed grosbeak taking flight off a suet feeder 🪶

Aw shucks, dinner ruined. I’m uncomfortable seeing his labia on full display. At least tuck it under your bow tie like a lady!

We have a pattern of doing the $3/mo introductory SiriusXM only to cancel when they raise their prices. This is to encourage you all to do the same. They called us and caved to $3 again. 😂

A flock or jar of Pygmy Nuthatches visit a suet feeder on a rainy day 🪶 Oakland, CA January 3, 2026

Hummingbird takes a sip from the feeder 🪶

Some of our active backyard #feederfriends 🪶

“I’ll believe it when I hear it from Iran” is something I thought I would never say. #neversaynever

My love affair with Acorn Woodpeckers continues. Here are some stills from one departing our feeder today. 🪶 Oakland, CA 4/15/26

Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶

Grandiose delusions are unfounded beliefs that one has special powers, wealth, mission, or identity (Leff, Fischer, & Bertelsen, 1976). 💡 Source: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Austin Hedges is leading the Cleveland Guardians, batting .389 (yes, it’s early in the season) Just a reminder that miracles happen and to never give up. 💫

Hummingbird flashes its pinkish throat mid flight near a feeder 🪶 Oakland, CA 4/5/26

“In contrast to Federal efforts.” Ffs. apnews.com/article/amer...

Every time Candy Crush Saga crashes, an angel gets its wings. 🪽

For your viewing pleasure…. I spent 4 hrs and walked 5 miles today in my favorite wildlife preserve and didn’t see much…went to the store and saw this cute little family! #sandhillcrane #birds 🪶

Watching mainstream media news outlets is like watching an episode of Wowowee. It’s so humiliating that this is all actually happening and I’m a little embarrassed to be watching.

No man with an active libido can be trusted to serve in a position of power. 🇺🇸

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Here’s your sign that YES, yes you do need that two story suet feeder to attract woodpeckers. It’s hard to tell but there are 4 Acorn Woodpeckers feeding. 💙 🪶 Oakland, CA 4/5/26

One of these is a jowly, soulless creature. The other is a White House turkey.

Anna’s Hummingbird mid flight near feeder 🪶 Oakland, CA 4/4/26

I got upset at my husband for talking about which plants we can give to various friends and coworkers… right in front of the plants. Is it weird that I think we should discuss that when we’re out of the house so we don’t stress them out? We will tell them when the time is right. Maybe over dinner 🌱

PSA to never drive behind a truck carrying timber … learn more by watching Final Destination II. 🌈 #TheMoreYouKnow

This pair dropped by for a snack! 🪶 Acorn Woodpeckers Oakland, CA 4/2/26

Now this might be the edible talking, but I would totally watch a remake of Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion. We need more interpretive dance in cinema.

Acorn Woodpecker enjoying a suet snack on a cloudy day 🪶 4/1/26 Oakland, CA

Charles Barkley communicating in such an honest, authentic manner is exactly the kind of courage we need. 💙

Every dollar you spend has an impact. It can go towards our salvation... or towards our doom. Stop funding the oligarchs! Cancel your Prime subscription! Shop local. Know who you're doing business with. And what they believe in. Fight with your wallet.

I feel like Tiger Woods just needs to go to rehab and get his life situated. He could come out of this and actually continue to be a productive member of society. An inpatient stay where he does a deep dive 16 week treatment program.

I love baseball. We pay for MLB.tv and yet we cannot watch the Giants vs Yankees game without having a Netflix account. We can’t watch it on MLB.tv due to blackout restrictions. Do they even want to attract new fans?

If you’re looking for a great summary of the day to day shit show that we call life, look no further!!! #news #politics #tuckfrump whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

#WorldPressFreedomDay 🔥 @froomkin.bsky.social

I’m so tired of seeing Tom Brady. He’s not quite at a Ryan Lochte level of bro, but still unacceptable.

Just some birds breaking the fourth wall 🪶

Chuck Norris didn’t really die. Our galaxy just became too lame for him, so he took his badass self to the next one 🪐

But why is Eugenio Suarez running around acting like the dude from With Arms Wide Open. #mlb #baseball

Rooting for #teamVenezuela #baseball

Is it me (I read it once and scrolled again) or does the mother jones article not mention the JBS Brands? wtf. Empower your readers to help to union with a boycott and more bad PR. Here are the JBS beef products. There are plenty more products to abstain from. jbsfoodsgroup.com/our-brands

Clean up crew perched and ready to go! 🪶 Mourning dove rests on the safety netting @ 2026 Cactus League spring training game on March 8 at Salt River Fields.

I’m notoriously bad at solving ‘prove you’re not a robot’ CAPTCHAS. Is that a traffic light? Does the edge of a traffic light count as a traffic light? Don’t even get me started on the crosswalks. 🤦‍♀️ I don’t think these tests are designed for overthinkers. 🤖

1 of 2 - In case you were wondering, the #boycott continues! This action is taking direct aim at #Target, for caving to this administration’s biased attacks on DEI; #HomeDepot, for allowing and colluding with ICE to kidnap our neighbors on their properties; and #Amazon, …