sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

No entiendo nada, pero esto es un calentador.

i’d have to blow my shit smooth off

they’re telling me 3 inches is doing damage

Nah that being the first thing you see when you check your phone is awesome, I wish I could do backflips

happy

abolish it now and put all of them on trial

still incredible that bro ran up on dude with the homemade doohickey

really hope orb woman doesn't intend to hypnotize and then weaponize people for a nefarious agenda, because it will work on me

appointment booked

still mad that cyberpunk 2077 didn’t go crazy on the meat options

advanced orbology

i’m gonna say bang so mf loud when that AP notification finally hits

i’ve actually been a performative brokie this whole time

lmaooooo

heater

fuck ice

fuck air, fuck food, fuck water, fuck finding true love, I need THIS

big day today

mfs on the road can’t drive and mfs in the store can’t shop man fuck y’all

he did what

it’s his birthday

i love my life

2026 we are lying like shit

Next year can’t possibly be any worse.

kohl’s cash money spread

reminder

same bro

I am soＳｉｌｌｙ, I am that Gᵒᵒˢᵉ

can’t relate 💅

shoutouts to christmas box

incredible

bring back LocoRoco