Well if the Jays are going to give us a yawner, at least it's been fast.

Holy moly, "Billionaire Ted" passing away is exceptionally shocking since everyone figured he probably died 2 decades ago.

The Starship Troopers series has FIVE movies. Until as recently as two minutes ago, I was only aware of one? Anywho, carry on.

Jays day game for those playing hooky

Oh I need this analysis daily. Sportsnet needs to bring this in and I'm dead serious. Hilarious.

Poor Alex was terrified of what Bettman was thinking on the inside when the Buds won.

When I awoke with the original Sting theme in my head for the day, I knew it was going to be a special one. A man called Sting.

I'm a petty fan. I'm far more excited for the conspiracy theories and Leafs hate. All is right in the world again.

I just heard on the Jays game and......bahahahah the Leafs are back baby

He does THIS He does THAT He's strong as a bull and quick as a cat. Who you ask? Why... ITS A MAN CALLED STING Ya, A MAN CALLED STING

I'm going to just fucking say it, I'm cheering for the Habs. So RIP them

The Sundin nostalgia hire is hilarious, btw. Seeing as how I was always a bit disappointed in Mats not using his big frame when he played, the nostalgia doesn't even hit for me.

This is the most I've ever been checked out of Leafland so here is my jaded take on new management: Start playing fantasy hockey because TML will be unwatchable and there's plenty of enjoyable hockey to watch.

It must be nice being a Canes fan with the amount of dogwater teams they get to play every year in the playoffs.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, guy instincts only: The Wire The Simpsons King of the Hill South Park The Leftovers Golden Girls Curb Eastbound and Down Fallout Fargo Always Sunny Mind Hunter What We Do in the Shadows River Monsters Lillyhammer (No miniseries or this would all be HBO.)

I dunno about you guys, but if I'm looking to bottom out for a few years and accumulate drafts picks...this is the exact management team I'm going with.

Deep into my 90s WCW rewatch, and just hit the Regal/Goldberg match.It was probably better to not let Bill have actual matches after this.

Bringing in more loser culture former Leafs? Why not!? Maybe Sundin was McDavid's favourite and they're gearing up for a run at him.

Considering how bad that inning was, only down 3 ain't bad.

Dylan Cease's moustache evolving into a The Zappa is something to behold.

I'm sorry, but the Sens have to be the biggest playoff flops in the NHL now. Getting handled by the Leafs of all teams last year, to not having a single lead this year. Hilarious.

The Senators have really seen the playoff results that Daniel Alfredsson brings to the room.

Ottawa looked exactly like you'd think a team led by Brady Tkachuk would look. Dumb hockey.

One big swing here.

Updating my media server and completely boned all the metadata by adding the show Reboot for my kids. The irony.

Helluva at bat

There we go. A little bit of pop from the birds.

Obviously the WWE is done with the Wyatt angles. So does Alexa Bliss go back to her bratty heel character? I'd suffer some of their programming to watch that.

Stumbled upon this album recently from a couple of the Sheepdogs. They made a 70s prog concept album and it's fantastic. The Shepherd and the Wolf | SHAMUS | Shamus Currie share.google/Ucg5IPwwIReW...

Glad to see Hoffman move to another role. Making a move for a closer is usually a deadline move, so hopefully the Jays are in it by late July.

LMFAO, congrats on your new closer job Varland. One pitch.

I absolutely loooooathe Hoffman.

Different time zone, same Jeff Hoffman.

Fantastic hockey game in Carolina. Not usual to see 5 periods of non stop attack.

Playing Nickelback reeeeallly killed the vibe even more in this OT.

Count on at least one confusing situation that takes ten minutes to review. Only the fucking NHL.

Ok, after watching approximately 40 mins of WrassleMania, I've come to the conclusion that there wasn't enough Alexa Bliss.

If WWE has some fucking YouTuber interfere with the Mania main event again, I will die of laughter.

Huge time out call from Marty St Louis.

The Jeff Hoffman situation is mind boggling. He shouldn't even sniff high leverage after Rojas, yet Schneider is going to die on the hill that Hoffman's a closer. He sucked before the WS, and now he is completely broken. Enough is enough.

Just partying on the mothership. youtu.be/4aGnuLXCruc?...

Forget about his driver, look at the tee box. Go spit in another hole, Garcia. What a jackass.

Masters Sunday has gotta be in the top 3 of sports pressure situations.

Brace yourselves, Jays fans. Eloy is going to win you over eventually, and just as you think he has become a fixture in the lineup, injured for months. Great ball player, made of glass.

WCW rewatch observation: So far, Nitro usually starts hot with cruiserweight matches and it's the absolute best.

Remember when little PP had like 80+% of the Cons votes for the leadership review? What in the hell is going on in crazy reform land?

Unreal stuff. Goosebumps on the 3rd one.

If Pete Walker can turn Corbin into a reliable inning eater if he ever gets a sniff, the man is a god.

Signings like this are a symptom of an awful offseason. This guy stinks.

Lots of Leafs takes today. But here's mine, the only one that actually matters. Fire them all, trade them all, sell the team, start fresh.