chicken luncheon meat

so apparently a slight headache to me doesn't mean a headache it means I haven't put a single damn thing in my stomach the whole afternoon till now

60Hz refresh rate no animations 3-button navigation red channel only (RGB 1.00, 0.00, 0.00) saturation -1.00 the ideal nightscrolling settings for my phone screen.

so apparently Twitter is rolling out attestation for mobile clients. i really don't wanna say goodbye to Twitter_9.98.0-release.0-revanced-5.44.0.apk right now, but i'm afraid i have to soon.

sometimes I think about Darly Boxman

the 9-bit guy

why does updating an app on Android causes it to dismiss *all* notifications from said app like, uninstalling an app leading to notifications being removed makes sense to me, but updating?

it's a bit amusing to see the listing for Google Play Services on Play Store app having nothing more than a few words of description and a button to uninstall updates. the crusty Android 4.4 screenshots and the review section are basically gone. play.google.com/store/apps/d...

surprisingly, Labubus run on Lubuntu instead of deepin OS

insurance implies the existence of outsurance

why do I feel like DISM and the Windows servicing stack as a whole is horribly inefficient like my 12 CPU cores aren't all maxed out and my disk I/O is not even at 50% active time at any given moment what the hell is it doing in there

you know that feeling when you've accidentally found one of your favorite songs from the past and you had to put everything down and sit on the bedside listening to the song in its entirety while contemplating about your life rn for just a lil bit before indulging in nostalgia?

I have given up playing the cat and mouse game that is trying to get Play Integrity checks Goodbye Zygisk, goodbye Tricky Store, goodbye BetterKnownInstaller, goodbye days of hunting for keyboxes MEETS_BASIC_INTEGRITY is enough for me It feels liberating I want/love simple things in life

why does Android design get progressively worse every other major version bump? like, seriously, look at the quick settings.

IPA (the pronunciation thing, not the beer or alcohol thing) is just regex with weird fancy characters

(first seen as a retweet by The Lunduke Journal, reskeeting for visibility)

I hate the fact that Windows is WAAAY too sensitive to disk partition order WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT UPDATE BECAUSE /dev/nvme0n1p4 IS MISSING FROM THE GPT? ALL THE PARTITIONS ARE THERE ITS JUST IM TOO LAZY TO RENUMBER THEM

has anyone ever have their dreamworld (world in the dream) started decaying and going against yourself?

TIL GIMP has a green bell pepper brush for some reason

Silly Con Valley? is that a place where I get to be both silly and a con artist?

Industrialized Brainrot and Its Consequences To Modern Sobriety: A Manifesto

help I'm stuck in my own rave playlist by accident and I can't sleep it's nearly 1:30 for me

TIL GNOME has an award where the winner gets a pair of pants. wiki.gnome.org/Pants

(Google Edge AI Gallery)

hyperrealistic and might-be-too-fucked-up minesweeper: you lose, you and your PC explodes

why the hell is bsky's firehose over 500 events per second

Exhibit A: Microsoft Office back when it respected user's disk space and allowed only installing what they need

what happened to the good old days of heterogeneous (read: different shape) icons on the phone home screen? why is everything in a rounded box now?

(first found as a screenshot of Mastodon toot on a Facebook group; reskeeting for visibility)

this is like the first time in my life where I see nearly zero (0) spam comments in any @glitchprod.com video good job YouTube? you did the thing?

yapmaster 3000

QEMU but it's from TEMU

up next on my YouTube feed: man installs Windows 95 on a DOSBox port for PS2 placing the capture card output on top of the PS2 itself (in post) is pretty creative

imagine being banned from Settings app by your own phone

I wonder if there's a creepypasta or sort of like a dark ritual that involves the "player" sitting in a completely dark room with their back facing their computer monitor

you should throw a f*cking beach party

the curse of double negatives in English youtu.be/mLj7_Fp8PJM why is it not an invalid thing anyway

I heard some professor put googly eyes on a pencil and waved it at his class saying "HI! I'm Tim the pencil! I love helping children with their homework but my favorite is drawing pictures!" Then, without warning, he snapped the pencil in half. 1/2

how do I purge something out of my head

jazz is short for jackazz

I hate React Native or maybe I have skill issues but checking for changelogs from them and Expo every now and then gives me hope and energy to keep going

Had a bit more hope for this video since a clip of it went somewhat viral on Twitter. The problem seems to be with its marketing. Fans of Boundary Break probably couldn't tell its my vid/aren't interested in animation combined with my inability to make the idea sound exciting at a glance.

finally I have successfully set up Ice Box* on my daily driver Android phone now I can somewhat freely install apps on my phone without thinking

I misread "dehumidifying" on my AC remote as "dehumiliating"

I misread "artistic integrity" as "autistic integrity"

I miss Firefox tab queue on Android when you got a link or two from another app that wants to be opened in the system's default browser (Firefox in this case), instead of immediately switching the app, Firefox will show a popup asking if you want to queue the link to view later instead

it's kinda funny, in a sad way to me, how Mozilla's APT repository (packages.mozilla.org/apt, not the one hosted on Launchpad), serves a *Google* 404 page when trying to open it directly from the browser (I expected at least a crummy little directory listing page, c'mon Google)

so @tomscott.com just uploaded. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K97l...

I love passkeys more things should support passkeys