I thought Michael Cole was fixing to retire right then. I damn near cried. #WWE #SmackDown

I don’t have an opinion on Counting Crows, the band. But as an activity, it's pretty great. Just saw FIVE of them outside my window. 🐦‍⬛

Wow, we made it this far without a “Lady Marmalade” reference. #WWERaw

WHAT?! Did Michael Cole just say something nice about Dirty Dom?? #WWERaw

Oh wow… six matches today, and only ONE is women?!? Do better, #WWE. 😠 #ClashinParis

UPDATE: this spider plant has been flowering. Which apparently means it’s doing well? I don’t understand. I’ve never managed to keep a plant alive, let alone thriving.

LOVE IT! Reminds me of a spaceship!

lookit me over here, i get one little spider plant and it lives on the end table next to where i’m chillin, and every time i look at it i feel like i’m in the jungle 😂

and why isn’t pretty deadly in discussion for a tag team title shot????????? #smackdown

MCMG vs the Wyatt Sicks?! Oh this is above and beyond what I hoped for tonight. LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO!!! 🤯 #SmackDown

LA Knight should be the one who dethrones John Cena as Undisputed WWE Champion. #Smackdown #Wrestlesky

LA KNIGHT CALLED HIM A BALDING BITCH IM SCREAMING #SMACKDOWN

“John Rushmore” 🤣 #SmackDown

Pleeeeeaase give us Nikki Cross vs Candice LeRae! I needs it! 🥺 #SmackDown

Damn! Sorry, Wendy! I like Kali Armstrong too though, so I’m fine with it. Honestly, I just love the whole Evolve women’s division. #WWEEvolve

As a community, we should have more men wrestling in hot pink. #WWEEvolve

Alright #wrestlesky, who do we pick for the Evolve women’s championship? I would be just tickled if Wendy Choo won, but idk… guess I’m not really expecting it? #WWEEvolve

The birthday cake for Bray. I'm literally in tears right now 🥹 that was fucking beautiful.❤️ #WWESmackdown #wrestlesky

HOLY SHIT! Wyatt Sicks! Holy shit! Wyatt Sicks! 😭🥲 #WWE #SmackDown

Fraxiom’s entrance effs up my brain if my brain is already effed up 🫨 #WWE #SmackDown

I know LA Knight saying that Aleister Black and Shinsuke Nakamura are living spooky season all year round is supposed to be an insult, but I would take it as the highest possible compliment, personally. 😂 #WWE #SmackDown

STAHHHP! Judgment Day already has too damn many people 🙄 #WWERaw #WWE

tfw you’re baked as heck and you remember, oh yeah there’s that new Sleep Token video you haven’t watched. and before you even turn on the tv you remember there’s a new one from Jeris Johnson as well. night just got 8-10 times better 🤩

TIL emus hatch from avocados.

Here we go again! Our first baby emu of the year just hatched out! We will have a hatchwatch stream starting up soon :) 🪶

JFC, let’s goooooooooo!! #PatMcAfeeVSGunther #WWERaw

Jey hugging that little kid with the Yeet 4 Cancer sign wrecked me 🥹😭🥲 #WWERaw

FUCK. YES. 🤩

She could team with Lyra tomorrow!!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 #WrestleMania

Is today the day Becky comes back?? PLEASE?! #WrestleMania #WWE

Silver lining

You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you Energy.

I am just sick about Rhea vs Iyo last night. 😠 Is she really not going to WrestleMania?! Fuck! #WWE #WWERaw

youtube.com/watch?v=LFdL... || watched this while eating Babybel and it shattered my entire fucking life 🫠🥲

Today is the day I look in the mirror and go “oh my god, my hair is CUTE now??” Went from awkward to cute in a week. I’m sure it’ll go back to awkward again next week; better enjoy this. #buzzcut #shorthairdontcare #buzzcutgrowout

The Usos are tagging together again! 🥲 #WWE #WWERaw

This morning was the morning I look in the mirror and go “aww crap, my hair doesn’t look good anymore, I’m officially entering the awkward grow-out stage”. Good thing I already know I can rock a baseball cap.

my hair is noticeably longer since saturday. is that a thing that happens when growing out buzz cuts? or am i just high OR ¿por qué no los dos? #weedWednesday

Next week, F1RST Wrestling returns to the Uptown VFW in Minneapolis! I'm ready to throw down, so whoever my opponent is: bless your heart. 😉🌾

confused about the BMTH song where he talks about “you need a taste of your own medicine cos i'm sick to death of swallowing” but also “it might sting a bit” so is this a disgusting syrup or is it an injection? pls advise

You're sharp as a tack! So, go stick it to The Man™️, and have a great day! 🌲💚 This haiku is brought to you by my #positivitree. Happy Wednesday! =)

10 years ago when I switched to iPhone, I continued using my Pebble for about 5 months before concluding that it was too hampered, so I got an Apple Watch. Now that I’ve been using my Pebble again, it’s actually fine. I know what it can and can’t do. No hesitation in preordering! #Pebble #CoreTime2

Got my preorder in for the Core Time 2!!! Very happy about a bigger, higher-res color screen. But 30 days of battery life?! That blows my damn mind. I love it! #Pebble #smartwatch

The button that dismisses the alarm on my Pebble also takes me to my Timeline, right, so I wake up this morning, press that button a few more times, see the calendar event I made for the announcement, and go “OMG that IS today!”. What a way to wake up! 🤩 #Pebble #rePebble

store.repebble.com/countdown omg i hope this is gonna be a preorder. My body is ready! #Pebble

pairs well with sound-sensitive color-changing LEDs, raspberry lemonade, and being too warm but under a blanket anyway because i’m really going for sensory overload in the best possible way 🫨

just thinking about Sax Token #SaxToken

listening to “Emergence” 500 times on repeat and you can’t stop me. no one can. not even myself. #SleepToken

YES BOYS! First championship and then the musical? #WWE #Smackdown