Not that Epstein has me thinking, but I wonder what Rush Limbaugh was doing with all that Viagra in the Dominican Republic 20 years ago. www.cbsnews.com/news/rush-li...

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

Italy should send all broken medals to Trump.

Absolutely devastating. Jon was a wonderful guy and the best political cartoonist Australia ever produced

The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.

The Seahawks won the Super Bowl, but Patriots won halftime.

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Very on-brand for a convicted rapist to promote MAHA on the Super Bowl.

AI is the new DOTCOM/Crypto/Internet 2.0.

That halftime show represents the America I want, not the open sewage pit Trump and his supporter are selling.

Didn't understand many of the words, but the feelings of love, happiness, family, and enjoying your life are universal. Bad Bunny seems pretty All-American to me.

Shout out to Phil Collins for his ode to dehydrated urination. #AdBowl

Sorry Chick-Fil-A, I have no idea how to have a blessed day.

Kid Rock's genre is waking up in bed alone after your family reunion realizing you roofied your own drink and not your cousin's.

Enjoying all the woke Super Bowl ads.

Is it just me, or does the sound in the Super Bowl suck?

going great already lmfaoo

To be fair, Trump is a far better expert at going downhill.

I hope we make it to Super Bowl 67. And two years later. Because I'm still 13 at heart.

The sound at the Super Bowl is awful. I can hear Collinsworth.

I don't mind a half time show in Spanish. I'd love to have the color commentary in Spanish. #SuperBowlLX. #Collinsworth

Stand still laddie! How can you have any ferments if you don't eat your meat?

Something tells me the Venn diagram of the "Lindsey Vonn shouldn't have competed" group and the "protect women's sports from transgender competition" group is a circle.

Only note so far about the Muppet Show. Audience should be all Muppets.

The only thing I'm rooting for in this Super Bowl is that Bad Bunny performs in an adult version of Liam Ramos' bunny hat.

Which Star Wars movie is this from?

The mechanical Turk lives on.

On February 2nd, Chuck Schumer didn’t see his spine, so we get at least six more weeks of this horseshit.

I’d like common sense reform for cancer. Stop killing people in such a chaotic manner. Let’s rein it in and make sure tumors are harming as many people as heart disease.

Imagine being Mitch McConnell and spending all those years being evil and Trump swooping in to take all his glory. I just hope his lover Scott Jennings is well taken care of in the will.

I look forward to the 2080 Olympics when the jarred head of Lindsey Vonn takes the gold in downhill skiing.

Can we get an All-American Presidential Interview alternative to the Trump interview at the Super Bowl?

That crazy woke (checks notes) pedophile hating mob.

Wealthy sociopaths have a low threshold for boredom.

One way to look at this is when you say no to trump you win and the other is a whole lot of people were happy to say yes before even trying to say no, so

The best thing about the Trump pants shitting video is the staffers saying “buh bye” to the press like an SNL sketch.

This is casinospeak for “it’s never opening back up.”

Not to spoil anything, but in Melania II: Erectile Boogaloo, we find out Trump is Melania's Father.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a genetic deformity that was embarrassing and really wishes you wouldn't keep talking about it.

Erika Kirk is the Riley Gaines of widows.

Not gonna lie. Fun to watch Trump sycophants realizing he’ll never have their back.

The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...

James O’Keefe responds to a comment “Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…” O’Keefe: “No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional. They actually believe in their cause. That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”

To err is human. To really fuck up you need know it all billionaires buying businesses they know nothing about.

Erika Kirk is the Riley Gaines of widows.

Imagine being actual billionaires with companies that did actual things that weren’t rebranding products with the Trump name and still bowing down and kissing his ass because you have zero courage of any kind.

Sad thing is that to stop all this it would take only about a dozen people phoning their congresspeople to complain. The dozen richest pricks.