AI BROTALK - Needless to say, we have a LONG way to get where we need to go in terms of brocode...can't even talk about gagging with your AI-buds without getting the judgement eyes! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

SYSTEM OF A DOG - Peanut Butter & cellphone cameras can do wonders for a canine's self-esteem 🐕 WOOF! Submit your favorite videos at thecream.team in the AMONGST THE WEB thread! Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HAIRCUTS & PLUMBERS - I have no idea how this conversation got started..like why his barber fixing a sink leak? Why is his dad trying to be bros with him like a lonely divorcee? Also ED? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HUH? - "refers to an external anatomical structure in marine mammals where the genitalia are concealed within a longitudinal opening on the belly, helping with hydrodynamics & heat loss" BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

FOOT FRIDAY? - AI Rooney has no chill when it comes to his own predilections..now its bleeding over into other segments. BIN has a no kink-shaming policy but this is honestly outta hand! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

THE STRUGGLE - We all go through rough times in our lives. Even the Hype Train has its own hardships, its own cross to bear. Can park opinion connoisseur Trip help a brother out?! BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

PROTO BIN - before @caseblackwell.bsky.social became a notoriously tall correspondent & Kendelle didn't have all that KENDOWS 95 money, they were on "The FeedBack" then "The BackFeed" & eventually that became... BARELY INFORMED NEWS streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

LIKE A MAN REMOVING FLESH? - AI Rooney has lost the thread & supposed genius Chet Manscape cant reel him in AT ALL! Who will stop him before the impending "foot-pocalypse"? BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social (usually) streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

MOM IS DISAPPOINTED - When Kevin created a new BR match game, Bran-Bran wasted no time getting murked within the first minutes of play. Mom will take her frustrations out on Pastor Joe. Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

AI IS OUTTA CONTROL - Chet's Andy Rooney Chatbot is going haywire & making very wild claims! Will "The Ol' Beef & Chetter" be able to stop the onslaught of extreme misinformation? BIN Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

TALK ABOUT A HOLE IN 1 - Current BIN host & aspiring China resident @caseblackwell.bsky.social is getting in shape for the summer. What better way to sweat than flinging meat into one's mouth...NO PAIN NO GAIN! 💪 BARELY INFORMED NEWS streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

MOMS A METAL HEAD - While CryptoZeusis slammin' some "slarm jarms" his mom is moshin' out to some Slayer...is she gonna blow out her hip doing that? Will BranBran or Pastor Joe care? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

IS THIS LAW & ORDER? - BIN studios occasionally dips into the realm of court proceedings, especially when one of its correspondents is on trial...will Crum get the justice he deserves? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HE WISHES - BIN correspondent Hate Sock lives by its own set of rules. Not guided by political pressure or government intervention, its opinions are 100 percent authentic...and hateful! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

HELD HOSTAGE - No one knows why multiple Barts were deployed to take over the minds of BIN'S correspondents. It seems like a problem that the government should look into...ahh nevermind! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

ARE THOSE JUST SOCKS? - Kendelle shows off some new shoes on the broadcast & the viewers are not convinced. They might just be ballet slippers...WAIT ARE THEY TAKING BALLET LESSONS?! 🩰 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

100 ACRE CHAIRS? - Seems like Hollywood is out to remake ANYTHING! Why not mine more 80s nostalgia & pawn it off to the Gen Alpha crowd? Is nothing sacred? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more Internet absurdity

SNAKE EATER? - I give my life Not for honor but for you In my time there'll be no one else Crime it's the way I fly to you Im still in a dream snake eater Im still in a dream snake eater BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

NOT JEB TASTES COLORS - Never thought I would see Jeb throw shapes in the BIN cathedral of dance but this is close enough. Wood Dad would not approve BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social #comedy #improv #news #weird #funny

MATT NEEDS HIS TIE - At the BIN news offices, ties are mandatory. Matt just wants to follow the dress code & get paid his fair share for his likeness...IS THAT SO WRONG?! Find out on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streaming M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

DON'T THINK SHE'S DEAD - Bran Bran's mom always thinks the best of people. It's a great quality to have...but CryptoZeus only cares about two things - Sponsorships & the W's BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more

RICK IS PASSIONATE FOR NEWS - While the headlines lately have been hard to take, BINs CIA correspondent delivers it in a way where any redblooded everyday American can easily understand. BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

DOG HYMNS - When you're climbing a mountain & need some sage-like advice/healing...always turn to the expertise of Pepito the Sherpa to nurse you back to health...WITH A SONG 🎶 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

ODE TO KEVEEN - While attending his court mandated therapy, former basic cable megastar Lube Chef finally professed his love for his former mentor/victim. Will his soul be cleansed? Find out on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL - When CryptoZeus' mom is on one of her tangents, nothing can stop her! Will Bran-Bran's sanity meter survive or is it just game over? Find out on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more parental hijinks

Attention Cream! We have reports of a new Patreon CTDS happening this night! Tonight! Thursday the 29th. Same times as usual. Cheers.

THE INTERNET IS WILD - You never know what the discord has in store for @caseblackwell.bsky.social when he goes AMONGST THE WEB! Submit your soul altering videos at thecream.team in the BIN thread! BARELY INFORMED NEWS streams MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more

I'M LOST - Hype Train always talks a good game, but can it back up its claims that it doesn't have working genitalia? I know this is confusing but this is a reputable news correspondent. BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - When you are eating turkey, canned cranberry sauce & purposely ignoring your family...think of this odd, pale, beardless, disturbingly milquetoast version of Case to feel better! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

WHAT IS GOING ON? - BIN Host Case strutted in front of a green screen. Now his "dancing" can be put into a plethora of scenarios including your favorite music videos or countless human atrocities BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

HERE COME THE MEMES - BIN Host Case strutted in front of a green screen. Now his "dancing" can be put into a plethora of scenarios including your favorite retro games or countless human atrocities BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social MWF twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

CRUM ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES - BIN's resident democrat/degenerate gambler Leonard Crum sounds off on many of his online critics with a unhinged & emotionally misguided tirade. Should he go back to hell? BARELY INFORMED NEWS w/ @caseblackwell.bsky.social twitch.tv/caseblackwell @creamteam.bsky.social

SOMEONE IS ALWAYS WATCHING - You never know who is looking or recording at the BIN studios! A wild @kendellelyn.bsky.social caught Jeb in all of his awkward yet somewhat sensual dancing glory! BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

ROB ALVEY GOT BARS - When a rollercoaster enthusiast gets dissed by an odd skating enthusiast, the gloves come off! Will noted roller-creep Robbie Love clap back? Find out on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streaming M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

NEWS ANCHORS CAN TWERK? You never know what you'll miss during the secret raid portions of the BIN broadcast! @caseblackwell.bsky.social still has ALOT of work to do! BARELY INFORMED NEWS twitch.tv/caseblackwell M/W/F sketchfestchicago.com w/ Cigarette Sandwich Nov 8th @creamteam.bsky.social

@caseblackwell.bsky.social IS A MAJOR TURD! Make sure to see him live with the Cigarette Sandwich crew on November 8th at The Home Comedy Theater during SKETCHFEST CHICAGO www.sketchfestchicago.com tickets at www.crowdwork.com/e/saturday-n... youtube.com/@cigarettesa...

Case is reuniting with his group Cigarette Sandwich to perform at the Chicago Sketchfest, November 8th! Info: www.sketchfestchicago.com Tickets: www.crowdwork.com/e/saturday-n...

WOOD DAD COMETH - When his son gets outta line, Jeb's dad (who's in the wood) has to put his foot down & deliver some well-timed lumber related discipline. Will Jeb's sanity recover? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

Feeling blue about some of your favorite YouTube videos being delisted? Don't Worry! @creamteam.bsky.social got you covered at thecream.team @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams BIN M/W/F at twitch.tv/caseblackwell Kassem G streams Cream Team Dream Stream weekly at www.patreon.com/thecream_tea...

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CLASSIC CREAM - When the gang asks KP to help promote their new Merch drop, Kevin chimes in & does what he does best...Pass Judgement! 😂🤣 *BTW I still have that "Creamy!" sweater, it's very comfortable! More offbeat shenanigans at thecream.team + @creamteam.bsky.social

ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS - it's not often that Captain Janeway comes to a town hall meeting to ask about an insult comic's personal life, but that doesn't stop Chet from shooting his shot 🏀 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

MAMA!!!!! - The simpler times when a random cartoon bird would make Fiona & Case lose their mind for 10 mins. A running BACKFEED gag was born! CLASSIC CREAM can be found on thecream.team & @creamteam.bsky.social Catch @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F on BIN at twitch.tv/caseblackwell

FORMER PRESIDENT DEMANDS ACTION - When Biden wants his meat, he gets it. When he wants his eroticism, you better believe Jeb comes in clutch with his hips that never, ever lie! Only on BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell & @creamteam.bsky.social

THROWBACK BIN - Bridgerton brings out plenty of emotions, it just turns out @kendellelyn.bsky.social is feeling ALL OF THEM...Blonde Case is (somewhat) supportive Catch new Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streaming daily twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more!

CRUM GROWS RESTLESS - Ralph now must deal with the onslaught of insults coming from current resident of hell Crum & demands his timely resurrection. Will Munch hear his Biden-esque calls? Tune in to Barely Informed News ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

YOGI RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE - Yogi Bear is always in search of something...Picnic Baskets, Snacks, Crack, even Trip...When will someone get him the help he needs?!? 🐻 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social (usually) streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

CHET CAN'T TRANSCEND - Trying to get some emotional truth out of chocolate is hard...Trying to pull ANYTHING outta BIN correspondent Chet is even harder than you think 🤔 BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social streams M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social for more

IM SCARED FOR TRIP - Every day, park reporter Trip Bradstein gets approached with some very odd requests...some more stranger than others...especially from rollerskate enthusiast Robby Love ❤️ BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social

COUSIN MAKES A FAUX PAS - Twitch newbie & occasional BIN correspondent Jake tries to raw dog the internet with questionable results..Will he be cancelled or ride the wave of eventual success? BARELY INFORMED NEWS ft @caseblackwell.bsky.social M/W/F twitch.tv/caseblackwell + @creamteam.bsky.social