Hear DOGE out before you judge

In the interest of fairness I’ve invited Drake to perform “Drop and Give Me 50” on my Discord the next time I play Marvel Rivals ranked

Too bad it’s ILLEGAL to make video game characters this hot anymore

“The Laundromat Off Malibu” A psychological short film set in a laundromat where nothing is like it seems. Directed by Fiona Nova & Pier Paolo Piccoli Starring Austin Amelio & Gigi Mcquarrie youtu.be/Kbv8yY0tPqE

It’s been an incredible year of being Fiona, but thankfully Fiona is back @fionanova.bsky.social

My write in campaign against myself as my fake self is finally working

Don’t know who Jake Paul is but he looks like he just woke up from sleeping on the worlds’shottest couch

weird how many times I’ve had sex immediately after eating huge wet nachos

How come every girl who looks like Snow White is actually surrounded by seven ugly ass men?

Anyone know how to get a meeting with Warner/Pepsi? Have a huge pitch for a Doritos movie

This Trix rabbit is a milf

Woops, I just logged back into my blue sky account for the first time in a year and remembered I was doing a bit where I pretended to be Fiona Nova until she joined this app. But now that this app is blowing up, I think a lot of people are following this account thinking I’m the real Fiona Nova

I haven’t been posting on here and it’s @kassemg.bsky.social ‘s fault

Has Garfield ever fucked? Like in canon

Just realized that baby bottles are basically long boobs

No one can prove that Wyoming is a state

Party like a rock star, dress like a pawn star

Everything I wear is ethically sourced from 100% horse

Sometimes my girlfriend is mad at me and honestly it’s unfair

Sometimes my pillows remind me of boobs so I keep waking up with my mouth full of memory foam

Until Fiona Nova joins this app just a heads up that I’ve decided to be her