Could you reach first safely on a sharp single to RF?

The only real question is if you would be willing to pay $500k to say you got to stand in the box against Paul Skenes for 100 pitches. Because that's what you'd be doing

Fun fact: US Senators cannot be subject to a recall election

JP obviously overlooking a major point of value here: the team won't need to provide him new sweats since he can reuse his Iowa black and gold

Yep, that's me. Thanks for the close up @davedicello.bsky.social

The live house band here at the draft has generally been pretty good but uh... They're currently murdering Shake It Off

Well I'm guessing Broderick Jones won't be ready for camp

My bad

Holy shit Malaki Lemon is going to be on the board when the Steelers pick...

This might be the most drunk I've ever seen the city of Pittsburgh (compliment)

I cannot even begin to explain how on brand this is for Soldiers

"Everyone knows ICE won't follow the law" seems like it should be a bigger national story, you know?

Yeah yeah, but did he call bank?

Pretty much the only choice officials in Philly have the rest of the way is to call everything extremely tightly or someone is going to get hurt

That Flyers goal felt inevitable. They've greatly benefited from tonight's officiating

Ahem

The NHL should be thoroughly ashamed of this crew in Philly right now So I'm sure nothing will happen

"correction" I mean, the delete button is right there

The full context is even worse. He says, "There are actually two ways of calculating percentages ..." It's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, so dumb that I barely noticed that he sounds even more like Megatron nutting than usual

I can't imagine thinking that opposing a tax on unoccupied second homes that are valued at more than $5 million is a politically viable position, but it's 2026 so sure www.businessinsider.com/nyc-wants-ta...

The center of the ice just isn't there at the blue line. Pens are going to eventually have to try something new for zone entries

Congratulations to Bryce and the entire team at Global Tetrahedron for getting this done. It's nice to see the massive, multinational conglomerates get a win over the little guy every now and then

It's ok, I don't even like happiness

Eleanor Shellstrop, in The Good Place: "Ah, okay, but if I do this right, my man's gonna be talking to God." Same vibe

I'm fairly certain Drysdale just spat towards Crosby through the penalty box and then said "fuck him. Fuck him"

The first time "I pulled the goalie" has been an effective euphemism

Thankfully there's been a lot of resilience and excess capacity in the market lately

AJ Burnett threw out the first pitch, Paul Skenes got his Cy Young pregame, and Bubba was on the mound for a warm Pittsburgh Friday night in April? The Rays never stood a chance tonight

TIL the baseball is different in AAA and MLB games than it is in AA and below games. Since when?!

They're not laughing anymore, but they're certainly giving you that concerned "are you ok" look you get from the nice older woman when you're crying on the bus who then looks PISSED when they find out what happened

I just saw the Magnum throw for the first time and holy shit

I believe Travis Kelce is the favorite to replace him. Either him or Antonio Gates

Trump next week: "THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY SUPPORTS CURRENCY MANIPULATION"

Is JD Vance a Catholic or a Trumpist? The President has clearly drawn a line that requires him to choose

Maybe the worst part about AI chat bots is that they are constantly telling the dumbest people you've ever met "You're absolutely right, that's a really insightful perspective"

"There is absolutely no means to contact them for the next 40 minutes"

Convince them they went through a wormhole to travel back in time. "Apollo 13 this is Houston. Welcome back. We're looking forward to having you back on the ground soon Commander Lovell"

"Orion, the Moon, and the Earth. EVERYONE, in that picture" - #Artemis II Mission Control.

If Obama said it, he'd already be impeached

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

The President of the United States, on the holiest day of his alleged religion

I stand by my assessment. Even though I am 36 and haven't played baseball since I was 10, I could get hit in an MLB game

"there's finally a better coach than me in the country and I can't handle it"

the ncaa got 9-0’d by a supreme court that will not even 9-0 the birthright decision. whatever that executive order says ain’t happening. it’s just a guy saying stuff

At what point do you consider Cruz at 3B? He's clearly not a CF

Konnor Griffin just reached for that and smashed a double into left center on a ball most guys would've been lucky to bloop to second. I think he's good guys 😳

Marcell Ozuna already hearing the boo birds at PNC Park

Wake up Pittsburgh, it's Konnor Griffin day

I worked at the wrong Applebee's if this really happened Spoiler alert: it absolutely did not

The Artemis II "PCD" is a Surface Pro Tablet, so congrats to Microsoft on being the first people to advertise on the moon