@chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social If you're Dan Muse, at what point do you think about going all in to win in OT instead of going to a shootout? Do you play ultra aggressive? Pull the goalie? Losing in OT and losing in a shootout both give you one point. And I don't see them winning a SO anytime soon

She must've been thinking with BOFA her brain cells to come to this conclusion

If we're going chronologically, we better get to the architects of the 2008 financial crash next

I have never nodded in agreement this aggressively before

Good morning baseball fans! If you're coming to PNC Park from out of town and we're mutuals, consider this my offer to meet you there and play host in my favorite ballpark

Well now I really regret not buying all the negative oil futures in 2020

Call your doctor right away if you experience any of these symptoms

Why are Millenials struggling? We had to take out a mortgage's worth of debt at double to the interest to pay for a college degree (a depreciating asset), then graduated into a "once in a generation" recession. Now childcare costs nearly as much as housing used as a share of income.

Hell we even made money shittier by inventing crypto so rich people could have more of it!

I think about enshittification a lot, and I end up coming back to this often

"Americans know how to work hard and we should reward the people who do. My grandfather was a Korean War veteran and a steel maker who raised a family of six in a Pennsylvania steel town. He passed those cakes to his steel maker son who raised me with them too. Let's bring back the middle class!"

A better analogy would be "if you accept vaccine deniers, you also have to accept drunk drivers"

Sure, because that hasn't backfired in the last 50 years. It would be comical how much this war is a greatest hits collection of our biggest foreign policy mistakes if it weren't so horrifying

because the military is nothing if it isn't running on nicotine, caffeine, and gallows humor

This is what it looks like when your strategic planning is grossly incompetent. You didn't think through the second and third order effects and you didn't bother to coordinate with regional allies, so people die as a result

I'm old enough to remember when the most common public health threats were pigeons and people that didn't pick up after their dog. Now it's the HHS secretary and moms in $400 yoga pants who "did their own research"

Lindsey this isn't the defense of the president you think it is. If it's not his job to prevent them from sponsoring terrorism, then it's not his job to launch a war without congressional approval

@acosta32jp.bsky.social Any truth to the rumors that this year's combine uniforms were just the leftover Speedo LZR suits that were banned from the Olympics?

I can't imagine a swing state having two dumber senators. We do it better than everyone here in Pennsylvania

US foreign policy is very coherent, thank you very much.

Y'all look how talented my friend is. Go tell her right now what awesome work she did crocheting this jersey. NOW

Fun fact: Some of the most skilled climate modelers in the world work for insurance and reinsurance companies! They assess short-term and long-term risk of climate change on policies to help companies quantify risk. When they can't, they'll either jack up premiums or pull out of markets altogether

Connor Hellebuyck deserves a platinum medal

Live look at Connor Hellebuyck

As a pens fan, this looks exactly like a Mike Sullivan power play

Regardless of the outcome of this vs l game, Connor Hellebuyck should be given a gold medal

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

This is peak Acronyms from a Scientific Government Agency and I'm so proud of our friends at JAXA

From where I sit: Either the country is run by a racist with advancing dementia symptoms, or it's run by two guys named Stephen and Russ who weren't elected, aren't accountable to anyone, are imposing their own agenda, and are anonymous to like 85% of voters. Neither is good!

Can confirm 😳

When you're flying from Dallas to Phoenix but they talk about emergency water landing, I always wonder if they're going the long way

"my body, my choice" is like saying "I should be allowed to drink and drive". Your decision here recklessly endangers someone else in a way that is so wildly preventable that not doing it is insanely selfish

His will be looked upon as one of the worst legacies in American history for a lot of excellent reasons. This one won't be discussed enough

Well here's a dream I didn't know I had: motorized box cutter

It's been a big year for reproducibility in economics

The Authority has spoken.

We're so fucked

Yeah but realistically it's only 90k new jobs

Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/

"This is the wrong type of question" then why did you even start to answer the question?

my 5YO asks me all the time why we can't get donuts everyday. i'm more worried i'm gonna slip and say "yeah" than i am trying to explain gay

If your grandparents said shit like this, you'd put them in a home. Not give them the nuclear codes

The last two shots for the match, USA gets past Italy to play for gold

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Roughly one year ago, we all witnessed Drake being murdered by Kendrick Lamar. For the second time in a month

We need to poll public position on deporting latinas immediately. I'm willing to bet there's been a meaningful movement in public position after the halftime show

The background dancers in this halftime show are going to convert at least 5% of voters from pro deportation to "well let's not deport the latinas"

Enjoy the TPUSA safe space at halftime, nerds

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