This wins the internet today

Why are almonds the bastards of the mixed nuts? The last in the dish?

If anything about this holiday has taught me I’m a whore for dips…. Veggies and Ranch? Bet Salsa and hummus? Yes sir Trader Joe’s Buffalo chicken dip? Double fisting that mfer Hella good French onion dip? Like a gang bang in my mouth😂😂😂😂

I’m thankful for all of you guys 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yes omnipotent red neon sign whatever you say

Cranbussy

This song has been stuck in my head on repeat youtu.be/6EHBh1FuY1Q?...

We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.

Need another cup of?

Face ride 👅

A massive Plague Dr Squishable would fix me

It’s true, despite having no musical talent in 1998 I made a banger of a song using x- Files clips and a PJ Harvey base line in .wav format

I’d move there 🖤🖤🖤

We need more Krampus based smut please

Bluesky rn

Thank you NJ

High turn out at my polling station today Fingers crossed!

Oh yeah? 😏

Needed right now

To much for thanksgiving dinner?

Cannot wait till this work weekend is over Pray for Mojo

It’s dead in here tonight

Don’t be a Lin… make spooky season longer

It’s November and your civic duty 😂😂

Happy Halloweeniers and #fcf #feralfriday 😈😈😈🎃🎃🎃😏 Briefs by skullandbones.com/collections/...

Trick or treat 😏

Rip Pierre Robert Philly’s greatest rock n roll DJ goodnight you beautiful soul

@adulttime.bsky.social adulttime and chill ? Anyone want to watch some scary porn with me?

thick or treat

Kinktober2025 - Oct 28 - After Care 😘

Kinktober2025 - Oct 28 - After Care 😘

Yes

If I die, I die, but it will be the ride of a lifetime

You always are 🥵🥵🥵

I might just have too

Monochrome Monday

Me and who?

Work is for suckers ,… especially on Saturday nights… stay safe stay out of my really short staffed ER please

Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.

Went to the Flyers home opener last night, and it occurred to me, Why are women in hockey jerseys the hottest of all fans? I mean it helps my teams colors are Black and Orange, but it’s really no competition. Baseball it’s too damn hot, and has more of a picnic vibe, football is not close,…