He's so anti-woke that he just can't.

Actually, my dice are made from aged dragon hide, stretched around ancient crystals that contain a single Elven tear.

Reposting from last year, Happy Holidays!

Based on several true events.

It's an incredibly silly thing to believe. Repost from the archives.

If you're going to put me on a list, Fraser, at least do your homework.

First thing that entered my brain as I read the news. I am not sorry for this.

Every year...

Every time...

this will happen to you all, one day.

Actual conversation I had yesterday.

Repost from the archives.

It's always the "critical thinkers" who download all the same outrage instructions.

I assure you, the various algorithms make sure we know, even if we don't want to.

It's an old anecdote. Actually I just wake up and check my phone.

*makes FB post asking people to add me on Bluesky* *receives a bunch of follow requests from unfamiliar user handles with no posts* Me:

Who would have thought that the guy who created Facebook to rank hot women would turn out to be a moral coward

I talked to 10 current and former Meta employees about the company's surrender to the right on speech issues. All were upset. One person called the changes "a precursor to genocide" www.platformer.news/meta-fact-ch...

She must be stopped.

Welcome, everyone, to the third great Bluesky intake of those fleeing other platforms.

Happy Holidays, everybody!

This is what I've been saying! Riddler shit!

Went to make coffee but couldn't find my cup. I was holding it. Full of the coffee I had just made. How's everyone else's morning?

Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest pardon in history right now. "This claim is APPROVED":

Maybe it's hidden in an American school?

A harsh life lesson; When someone in charge of a space, event, club,or similar, promotes it as a "safe space" and says to come to them if someone in the space is an abuser, or otherwise unsafe, do not do this. Odds are that the person you're complaining about is their friend.

"a computer can never be held accountable, so a computer must never make a management decision" was correct and we should go back to that