They’ve finally solved the yogurt shop murders, thank God. But I wonder if the police who coerced false confessions out of Robert Springsteen and Michael Scott, causing them to spend nine years in prison for a crime they didn’t do have been held to account www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/sus...

If anyone sees Trump in person this week, please remind him he’s definitely going to hell.

I still wanna know if the “Big Balls” incident that was the pretext for all of this insanity was really an attempted carjacking or something else. He does have his own ties to organized crime. I hope journalists are following the paper trail.

I need a journalist to ask Donald Trump directly: “Are you being blackmailed by Ghislane Maxwell with information she has about you and Epstein, and is that why she was moved to a nicer prison.”

lol, I am somehow in a group chat with a diverse bunch of spammers. Also, apparently we have kidnap drones now.

Weather app says 7 to 8% chance of rain. Barometer plant says 70 to 80% chance of rain. Who to believe? When #NWS and #NOAA are compromised, trust the Sage.

I feel a seething resentment coming from my roomba

Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

“two weeks TACO”

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

Thread: A story of hope and resilience: 31 years ago, when Ann Richards lost her reelection bid for governor to George W. Bush, she hired a landscaping company to come dig up the flowers she had planted at the governors mansion.

Lockdown at McCallum high school in Austin with massive police, fire, helicopter, EMS presence right now. The one thing I miss about Twitter is that the local emergency services have still not moved to Bluesky.

Did Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford lose some kind of bet where the payment was that they have to star in that Ayn Randian drivel series? It’s painfully bad.

Stop letting Trump control the language! The opposite of DEI is Conformity, Injustice, and Exclusion. We should start calling out their Conformity Injustice and Exclusion policies.

#HoldTheLine! Pass it on!

Boycott Target for February (black history month) for eliminating DEI after pretending for years to be a safe space www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FKYSYh/

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

Suprise! Hateful neighbor’s hate not sated by electoral victory.

My niece spends half the year as a wildland firefighter and half as a wildland firelighter. I really enjoyed this documentary about the benefits of prescribed fire, beyond just preventing catastrophic wildfires (also highlighting these kickass #bipoc #womeninfire) youtu.be/AskCYsXWKpA

Must listen. She posits that Trump’s “genius” is 1. T says or does something transgressive 2. Media shames T by calling him crazy, idiot, racist 3. Trump acts a victim and convinces MAGA that the media is shaming *them* 4. Trump is defiant, gets revenge, blames a scapegoat, restoring their pride

Thankful.

RFK obviously never read “The Enduring Chill” by Flannery O’Connor. Maybe he’ll collect undulant fever as his 4th (mercury poisoning, hep C, brain worm) preventable lifelong ailment from making bad decisions about what to put in his body. www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...

I think this is the most important story about how Trump won. It’s not the Joe Rogan red-pill podcast bros w tons of followers we need to focus on; it’s the Russian disinformation highly targeted to smaller subgroups, e.g 1st generation Latinos,spreading in untraceable ways like family text groups.