Maybe they have the wrong guy, add Cathy to the suspect list! #nzpol

Not the kumara farm 😂. Our part time PM wouldn't last a day. He has no idea how unstable seasonal jobs are, I was always a casual employee and mostly on a contract rate (wages if it worked out cheaper for the farmer). Better hope for sunny days and a bumper crop. Rainy day, no work, no pay! #nzpol

I hate this govt, honestly this is so embarrassing. We used to be world leading, we used to take a stand on important issues. Recognizing Palestine should of happened long ago! 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 #nzpol

National MP Carl Bates say he is merely a beneficiary of his family trust, while some of us are merely beneficiaries. He has 25 houses, some of us have 0 houses. 25 is way too many and you should of declared them you slimy slum lord bastard! #nzpol

#nzpol Great guide for submissions on the electoral amendment bill. Have your say, submissions closes tomorrow at 1pm, less than 24hrs away.

Nurses, midwives and health care assistants are striking again today. Go hard team, New Zealand stands behind you!

Maybe Seymoron suffered a brain injury when he came off his ebike last year. I can't think of any other reason anyone would think this is a good idea. #nzpol

Hmm, I wonder who was in govt 13 years ago? #nzpol

Hard to put your back into it when you're spineless! #nzpol

Actually, I think it's the greedy duopoly driving supermarket prices up. This is a dangerous idea, the labels are there for our safety, if anything we should have more labeling not less.

"Glass half empty" haha a bit optimistic, the glass is completely empty! #nzpol

#nzpol Our education minister trying to understand NCEA.

I can't believe we are getting rid of NCEA because our education minister doesn't realise that E (excellence) is better than A (achieved). No excellence marks for her, due to a lack of critical thinking skills. #nzpol

I emailed the PM to tell him to tighten the leash on his deputy, who has been bullying the public. I also mentioned that the electoral reform was unjust, they had the gall to say they aren't stopping anyone from voting. What about prisoners? I don't care how long it takes to count the votes? #nzpol

Why? How is this helping the cost of living crisis? I get that they have to do security updates/redesign the passport every now and then, but this is stupider than when they changed goverment department names. This screams anti Māori and I would expect nothing less from Crook van Velden. #nzpol

Preventing people from enrolling to vote during advance voting is a draconian measure that could rob tens of thousands of Kiwis of their democratic right to vote, and there is no good reason for it. It’s anti-democratic.

I'm about to throw hands. wtaf? #nzpol

Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

Sunbathing weather 🌞 Someone messed up, it's actually +7°C

Seen as we can't afford butter, why don't we... #nzpol

Solution to the ferry crisis, Winnie could borrow his old friend Noah's boat. Shame it isn't rail enabled. #nzpol

Don't judge my sick photoshop skills. #nzpol

lol fafo you fascist