When you blow a 30 point lead in the polls in an election year to a party that hasn't even picked a new leader yet.

Mr speaker, please forgive my petulance once again but I just disintegrated a 30 point lead in the polls.

You're missing out @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social

The federal polls are surging in favour of Mark Carney if elected leader of the LPC. CPC decides that it needs a rebrand away from 'axe the tax' because it's a dead horse. Jenni Byrne:

Canada, I present Brian Lilley.

Hear me out. A completely Canadian-themed Valentine's Day this year. Only Canadian-made gifts. We'll call it Valentine's D'eh.

Ok so I've refrained from commenting until now. Yes, the Pierre Poilievre and Jordan Peterson interview was indeed sponsored by an anti female reproductive rights group. Shame on that asshole. Fuck you Pierre Poilievre. I have daughters approaching their teenage years.

No. That would take math.

Any Canadian who wants to be an American, allow the rest of us to show you the door. There it is. Go. I am Canadian. I will always be Canadian. I will oppose any joining of the US until my last breath.

I hate the media

About to start my 4th World Junior game today. Go Canada. 🍁

Once again, @deadder.bsky.social nailed it long ago.

It's just called 'hockey' you stunned cunt. ✌️🇨🇦

Oh ya, Donald Trump is gone.

The turkey put up a good fight.

A 2% commitment to Canadian national defense isn't enough. It needs to be at least double that.

It's about time. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

🚨 Osechkin's sources confirm the Azerbaijani passenger plane was hit by Russian air defense over Grozny. Russian security services are seeking "cooperation" from Azerbaijan & Kazakhstan to bury the truth. FSB is raiding military bases in occupied Chechnya to destroy evidence.

🚒🚔🚑 Collision on 401EB east of Odessa.

BREAKING: Canada threatens to cut off the 2/3 of the entire United States energy exports, because Trump thinks he has any leverage at all against his poorly negotiated trade deficit.

The difference between conservatives and Liberals on energy couldn't be more clear. Conservatives want to milk the very last bits of O&G we have, which won't even get us through this century. Liberals see that energy comes from elsewhere and is more sustainable.

All of you Americans that think that Canada should be the 51st state should probably understand this. We don't want to be. And if you get out of hand, we will cut off 2/3 of your energy imports. We own you. Don't fuck with us.

Time to talk about the G6. I'm not joking.

Ban the United States under Donald Trump frim the G7. We banned Russia from the G8. Fuck Donald Trump. #G6

Ban Donald Trump from the G7.

Trump isn't the cause. He's the bacterial infection that forms when you scratch something too much.

Honest question: To the G7: is it cool that one of the sovereign member nations insinuates annexation of another sovereign member nation? Or is it grounds for removal from the G7?

I'm having trouble simply saying fuck Donald Trump. Fuck The United States of America. Trump is merely a symptom.

If the President elect of the United States of America is willing to joke about the conquest and sovereignty of another G7 member, he has no place among the G7 countries. He is the enemy of the G6 remaining.

When a G7 member elect even jokes about the sovereignty of another G7 member, I would hope that provisions among the G7 exist to address it. Ban Trump from the G7.

Trump was just joking about Canada. And I'm just joking about Donald Trump being Elon's bitch.

Oh. My. God.

Not fascist at all. 🙄 Trump says he will direct Justice Department to ‘vigorously pursue the death penalty’ www.cnn.com/2024/12/24/p...

You'll be visited by three spirits. The three spirits:

So I bought a 7kg, $50 pre stuffed Turkey this year. $10 for Fresh broccoli and cauliflower, $6 worth of potatoes, and $4 cheese sauce. Christmas dinner and feeds me for a week. What the fuck is everyone whining about?

Trump is literally testing the US voter's appetite for conquest. Scary times.

Dear USA: So sorry, but we don't admit felons, adjudicated rapists or those who threaten our sovereignty into Canada. Ban Donald Trump from the G7.

To my American friends: I am not going to let this go and will continue to post about it as much as I can until he retracts and apologizes to Canada. Ban Donald Trump from the G7 2025.

Annex Canada? Fuck off, ban Trump.

No more jokes. Ban Trump from the G7 in Canada.

How about we start joking about arresting him once he lands in Calgary?

Donald Trump is joking about Canada being annexed by the US. How about we start joking about banning him from next year's G7 in Kananaskis?

Trump at the trade negotiating table with Canada: Well yes Canada, you have a monopoly on critical minerals, wheat, dairy, LNG, oil, and energy but it's not fair. Canada: Get fuct idiot, you pissed us off.

Fuck off, and then fuck off some more. When you get there remember to fuck off. This isn't funny any longer. Pull the plug on all US energy exports. Fuck them.

All that Trump is going to do regarding Canada, is double the current US trade deficit with us. He pissed us off.

It's a myth that Canadians are overly polite. Piss us off and we can be cruel. Joke about our territorial sovereignty and we're down right fucking vicious.

All the folks who have been screaming about World War III for the past four years are suddenly very eager to get into wars with the entire world.

We’re so sorry, rest of the world.

For more than a decade, Justin Trudeau has been the singular embodiment of what Liberalism means in Canada. Once he's gone, the Liberal Party will need to figure out what it actually stands for -- and how it can make Canadians care again. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2024/12/23/o...

Merry Christmas.