SOCIAL MEDIA IS BORING NOT ENOUGH OF ME ON IT

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

ITS BEEN A WHILE.

I AM SO DRIPPY. WHAT IF I WORE ACTUAL DRIP? THAT WOULD BE SICK AS HELL.

I SLEEP IN A RACECAR BED, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

oughhhhhh im bulking it im bulwarking outttttttttt

THE WEGA SHOES WILL *NOT* BE DISRESPECTED.

SOME LEMURIAN JUST STOLE MY KICK ASS WEGA SHOES WHAT THE FUCK

JUST BURNT DOWN ONE OF THOSE BIG ASS TREES IN SUNDERED GROVE, YOU KNOW, FOR FUN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

BITCHES LOVE MY STYLE, MY SWAG MY DOPE ASS WEGA SHOES AH, THIS IS THE DREAM ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY STILL HAVEN'T ADDED ME TO THE GAME YET? FUCK!

I, ARCHAIC WISP, HAVE SOME NEWS FOR ALL WHO CARE. I'M STRAIGHT. THAT IS ALL.

I got my ass beat.

JUST LEVELED UP TO 99, BOUTTA SHOW THESE SURVIVORS WHAT IS *UP*

I SHOULD BE GIVEN A BLOWTORCH ABILITY.

WISPS PIZZARIA DID YOU KNOW CACACAGIHEROS8TUPAGNF8UOWIREDSHODBXN8 UIGFSDAEHWEJNOIRSRJT

MY 'FOLLOWING' TAB IS DRYER THAN THE AQUADUCTS. ITS A DAMN DESERT.

A MESSAGE TO ALL SURVIVORS: STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LIFE SAVINGS. OR ELSE WE KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

LEMURIANS HATE MY DRIP, DO I BURN THEM?

I'M A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION I CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND SURVIVORS.

I HAE LEARNED WHAT A 'MEME' IS. DOES THIS COUNT? IT SHOULD. I'M FUCKING HILARIOUS!

I SLEEP IN A RACECAR BED, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? NOTHING IN COMPARISON TO ME!

PICKED UP SOME NEW SHOES, SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T GET BURNT WHEN I GRABBED THEM.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IMAGE EDITORS.

I SHOULD AQUIRE SOME DRIP. ALTHOUGH, WOULD IT GET BURNT BY MY GLORIOUS FLAMES?

I AM QUITE POPULAR AROUND THESE PARTS. GOOD, MY PRESENCE ALONE IS A GIFT.

HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY BEGIN.

I FLY ABOVE YOU PEASANTS. GAZE UPON ME IN MY GLORY.

THEY HAVEN'T ADDED ME TO THE GAME BECAUSE THEY KNOW OF MY TRUE POWER.

FOR THOSE WONDERING, YES, I WAS A STONE GOLEM. METAMORPHOSIS IS A WILD THING.

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE YOU.

METAMORPHOSIS COMPLETED!!! SUP FUCKERS

I AM. ALONE. WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE?

OH. FOUR MONTHS. WHOOPS.

REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD HAHA WHAT DID I MISS

"Golem of Stone, what is your wisdom?" I HAVE NO WISDOM

KILLING SURVIVORS WITH ROCKS IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO ONCE I SPOTTED A SURVIVOR AND CHASED IT INTO A CORNER THEY HAD NOWHERE TO RUN BUT THE SURVIVOR WAS INVINCIBLE, WHICH LED ME FOR EXAMPLE, TO CRY SUDDENLY THE SURVIVOR WAS CHASING ME I WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE BY SLAMMING A ROCK DOWN ON THEM

I HATE SURVIVORS WHY DO YOU NEED TO KILL ME SO BADLY

I AM FORGETFUL SO VERY FORGETFUL

GIVING AWAY 10 FREE GENERATIONAL HEXES TO ENTER SIMPLY REPLY "I HATE STONE GOLEMS"

jk i love you halcyonite i only hate your flaws, you have so many but that's okay

OK IT HAPPENED AGAIN I SHOULD HAVE MY MEMORY STONES CHECKED

ME WHEN I FORGET ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO

I AM THE STONE GOLEM.

WAS TOO BUSY BEAMING SURVIVORS TO NOTICE MY SOCIAL STATUS. I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO.

GONNA GO SLEEP IN THE GROUND. GOODNIGHT.

I AM GOING TO GO BEAM SURVIVORS FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS. IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THE BEAMING OR GET BEAMED YOURSELF, I WILL BE IN THE PLAINS.