They put two chopsticks in my sushi order

I lowkey peaked in high school

Ragebaited by the Duolingo lesson

Playing smash or pass on the home-county mugshot Facebook page

Currently playing those makeover games but on myself 😭

Crashed my pc 😓

Zombies mode in marvel rivals is so much fun But my eyes definitely hurt from playing it too much

Lowkey, we need to bring flash mobs back

Don’t you love when you play too much video games and you just start playing them in your head? I’m currently playing as Mr. Fantastic in my Minecraft world

Got a professional headshot taken today 😀

Okay, time to lock in and finish my book today

Pokémon go update is once again scuffed

Ordered the first of my Christmas gifts but it’s shipping from the uk, so there’s no hiding it from my family 😭

Two hours left at work

Obsessed with this random person I found that used to frequent r/etiquette and got downvoted on almost every comment

Don’t play games at night kids

Good news: got 30 xp levels in the Minecraft server I’m in (enough to enchant my axe) Bad news: I immediately jumped off a cliff on my way home and lost the levels

I don’t know how to do anything without trying to be the absolute best at it

How am I getting 40k damage in Bronze and still going into overtime 😭😭

Phishing training before computers: Don’t mail your key to random people

Maybe I should stop eating ice cream so much and start to work out

Getting ragebaited by my own aim

Really can’t wait for the housing market to crash so I can move out

I now realize why all those weird articles and magazines exist. It’s for the office workers who have nothing better to do

Ooo and a relationship, but we can’t have ALL the things we want, can we

I want Korean bbq, wings, pizza, a good loaded potato soup, and a spicy chile rellano. Bad news is my supper isn’t any of these things

Black eyed peas day today

The new guy at work started saying toxic things 🫤🫤

Fuck it, why shouldn’t I get irrationally mad at things that happened half a year ago to me

Sorry I’m not active on here as much, ngl the politics are getting to me and I’m trying to limit my social media time

Busy day at the library

Sunday scaries 😔

The existence of rose hips implies the existence of rose thighs

Been trying to memorize the all the countries

The guy's an actual shit person and got what's coming to him BUT sharing graphic video of the shooting around on feed for anyone to stumble on is pretty shitty ngl In which case, hey guys sick trick-

Accidentally cut my tongue yesterday and now it’s painful to drink lemonade

It’s crazy that as a kid I watched mockingjay part 1 in theaters without having seen any of the first two movies Like all I had was the kinda crappy explanation that my friend info dumped on me two months earlier

I only need two more people to complete this love triangle

Know Bluesky tends to be a bit of a leftist echo chamber, but bear with me for a bit in my political rant: Don’t forget that just because a state voted for a republican means all people in that state are bad. Oftentimes red states are not given good options, face voter suppression, and … (1)

Now I’m at work and the security alarm is going off and I’m told to just leave it

Woke up to no power and a fire alarm going off 😵‍💫

I hate making phone calls

I’m in such a weird nostalgic / melancholic mood tonight

Trying to figure out meal prepping stuffs, anyone have any recipes that they love?

Instagram reels combines all of my favorite things: -short attention span dopamine hits -fandom edits -stalking the videos your friends like -funny memes

Gold time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Now I can ignore ranked and get free skins

I really wish I had made plans with my friends like I almost did. Should’ve known my fam would’ve cancelled their plans 🥲

Manifesting a rank up in rivals today

I’m still not over how tbosas had all those themes of how music is important as a form of protest and just in daily life