I don't want to brag but I just flipped my mattress. 😎

If you're a Gen X punk rocker, do yourself a favor and listen to The Misfits cover of Blue Christmas. 😎

I'm at the point now where my Facebook status would be "marked herself safe from not being listed in the Epstein files"

I just read that Jim Beam is going to stop production for a year starting in January. 😱

I got to wear yellow rubber booties over my shoes anytime I was outside of the truck. I think I'm going to hold on to these, they're stylin! 😎

I thought I had this funny idea that I was going to post here and then I typed it out I'm like "this is stupid." Delete!

Why is Yungblud so nice? Or am I that jaded by rude celebrities? 🤔

Time for my favorite part of a shower: stand under the spray and question your life choices. 😭🚿

It's new razor day! 🥳 I retired my old one. It still worked but was looking really worn out and missing the Tennessee Titans logo to remind me where I bought it, like, 10 years ago at a Walmart in Olive Branch MS. (yes, I remember) 😄

They're not kidding about shrinkflation. Here's my medium iced caramel macchiato from McDonald's. I haven't tried it yet, that's how it was handed to me. 🙄😡

Welp, I just put my hoodie on upside down. Today is starting off well

*Passes car dealership with one last name* 😐 *Passes another car dealership with the same last name* 🤨 ... *Passes fourth car dealership with the same last name* Me: THIS M-F'ER...

Regular powdered sugar donuts are great and all but have you tried the cinnamon sugar powder donuts? OMG.

I get no respect, I tell ya. I built a gingerbread house this holiday season. It was condemned. 🤣

The loaded tater tots with chili, cheese, and pulled pork was okay. I don't expect good pulled pork up north, especially here in Pennsylvania. But it was okay.

I was freaking out about what I was going to eat yesterday while stuck at this place, and I pulled in and there was a food truck for some employee event. 😊 The cheese steak was definitely worth the wait.

Talking to this lady today she said her son met his girlfriend out in Salt Lake City. I asked if she was Mormon and she said she didn't know. But it reminded me of this ex-mormon YouTuber who said they were taught "flirt to convert" 😐

@diorlipstick.bsky.social since you know what the guns n' roses song Mr Brownstone is really about, did you know that on the same album the song Night Train was about a cheap (but strong) wine the band would drink because it's all they could afford in their early days.

In addition, I bought a pin for the adult side of my Park bag. A reference to the movie Road trip. It says Scotty Doesn't Know. 🤣

Since I had the free time while waiting out the storm today, I ordered the pixie dusting gift for the cruise. This time I'm going to hand out Mickey waffle magnets

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to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines

I'm hunkering. All that to outrun the winter storm approaching today only to end up having to be stuck in it tonight and part of tomorrow. 😮‍💨

Vacation approved. 😎 Now I just have to survive this winter weather until then. 😬

I think it's pretty rad that as soon as a new article drops on the blog at 11:00 a.m. 1/3 of my Facebook people read it. Not getting a big response from Blue Sky though 😮‍💨

Today I learned some people apply the mascara in the testers at Ulta on to their lashes. That's so gross!

I'll tell you what's great about this place. They have a sack lunch that contains two sandwiches, a small bag of chips, some kind of candy bar and a piece of fruit. For 10 bucks. Fantastic deal. 😍

Well I guess I better bust out my Spotify playlist of fun and odd Christmas songs. 😄

Does anyone else listen to the Porky Pig version of Blue Christmas or am I just weird? Actually I'm sure what makes me weird is singing along to the Porky Pig version of Blue Christmas. 🫣

I think my butt ate a small hole in my sweats. 😱 Another reason why I'm single: I'm keeping you safe, fellas! 🤣

The internet is so bad out here the only 2 sites I could access on the laptop were FB and YT. 🤣 I see my phone is at least able to access more. 😮‍💨

So glad this place is near active railroad tracks. I was worried I was going to have a peaceful night's rest. 😑

Join for dinner at Animator's Palate on the Disney Magic for this most amazing steak! And this adult lunchable you can skip.

Those steak nuggets at Arby's taste more like pot roast nuggets.

Controversial utensil hot take: the spork is an inferior utensil. It does neither job very well compared to its counterpart. *mic drop*

Maybe it's dependent on where you get them, but I tried the steak nuggets from Arby's and they're gross, they're nasty. I wouldn't recommend them to anybody. 🤢

I would like to know where on Disney Cruise Line do you pay to borrow something?

I still have that dream of opening a turkey leg stand near Donner Pass. 😁 (Liz... 🙄)

I have a newfound hatred for people who are paying with their phone and it takes forever. 🙄 You know what doesn't take forever? Cash. Tapping your card.

Plot twist. Wendover NV is a Mormon psyop. Used to scare wayward parishioners who get there and see this land of greed and lust and sin and debauchery and they freak out and 180 back to Salt Lake. 🤣

The butterscotch Snickers is not bad! Pleasant without being overpowering or barely noticeable

I forgot that today is my check-in day for the cruise. Everybody panic!

Well at least I know now it's because I have auto delete watch history on that I won't be getting a YouTube Wrapped. Womp womp. 🤷🏻‍♀️

LOL dudebros on social media trying to tell women that they find septum piercings unattractive. Honestly that's even more of a reason to get one. I'll be single forever with just me and some cats? Count. Me. In! 🤣

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They're taking this "People who start in Canada v Mexico" really seriously now 🤣

I took a silly BuzzFeed quiz that was Stranger Things related, and it said I was Robin Buckley and I'm like "cool, I'm a lesbian!" 🤣 Maybe if I was a dude I would have gotten Steve. 🤔

I had a category of 2025 wrapped in Spotify and at the very end was thank yous from some of the artists. I had one from Kesha! 😍

The real number six on my playlist is Stray Cats 16 candles and I don't know how I feel about that

I'm going through my wrapped playlist and I'm tossing out the country song cuz that's not the real Number Four Song. In data yes, in my heart no. Track number five should be number four number six should be number five. both mxpx songs