I hope Steve Cohen's casino fails. #Mets

Fuck the New York #Mets organization. Self-inflicted wounds every fucking season. Where did all the Cohen money go? Where is the supposed baseball mind of Stearns? Fuck outta here.

That goof Schwarber was on an episode of Abbot Elementary. Of course he was re-signing with Philadelphia.

Truly amazing to have the opportunity to experience the first ever home game for a new sports team in person. Let's go, Seattle Torrent! #PWHL

FULL TEAM EFFORT 😤 #NYR

Physical: Asia is just a gateway to obscure variations of wrestling and baseball fans watching NPB in hopes of seeing the next Yoshio Itoi.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

I've completely got rid of Twitter not long ago but I really haven't had much of a desire to use Bluesky either. Which is fine I suppose. Social media ain't good.

Unfortunately, when the Blue Jays are playing in Seattle, Canada seems to bring their absolute worst people for some reason. At least there's no Taylor Swift concert at the same time? #Mariners #BlueJays

Hey, Detroit. IT'S GOOD FOR THE CITY. #Mariners #Tigers

Fucking bums. #Mets

Someone please share their "Mets make it to the playoffs despite their best attempts" and "Mets catastrophically collapse in September to miss the playoffs yet again" meme folders with me post haste. #Mets #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky

I watched an anime that graphically featured suicide and child abuse yet the #Mets are considerably bumming me out more. Don't watch Takopi's Original Sin and be a fan of a bad sports team, guys. Your mental health deserves better.

SWEEP! 🧹

Walk-off WINNERS! LGM 🔥

It's been a whole year since you bid us farewell and it never stopped hurting since. You are so missed and still so loved, Finn. We part too soon But in our love There's a truth to find The end is new And tomorrow we must reach far To be heard

Another WWWWin!

I'm hungover and attempting to get work done. But I just want to play #DeathStranding2.

I'll say it again. Actual great teams do not regress to the means this suddenly and badly. It was a fun two and a half months. See you at the All Star break at barely sniffing a WC3 spot. #Mets #LGM

Now to do it again. #Mets #LGM #LFGM

Well, it was a fun two and a half months, #Mets. Good teams don't regress to the means THIS badly so the fraud alert is starting to go off. I'll be back to see how things are by the All Star break (somehow Lindor won't get voted in). #LGM

BEYOND THE TIME #Gundam

No Kings includes Draft Kings

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 804 9/9: Rarity: 37 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: immaculategrid.com/share/8VbW5XK My first all Mets grid!

David Wright is my biggest #Mets what-if. Chris Kreider is about to be a second what-if after Henrik Lundqvist for #NYR. So tired of this...

Ron Killings is the MAN. #RAW #WWE

I went into the weed store and looked at all the flavored shit and without a hint of irony I said "is it possible to get some goddamn weed-flavored weed?" like a horrible Millennial Denis Leary.

For fuck's sake, who IS still on the NY Sirens roster? This expansion draft is an absolute travesty. #PWHL

It doesn't matter if it's the Rockies. A season sweep doesn't happen all that often. Wonderful job, boys. 🧹 And congrats to Pete "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!" Alonso for getting even closer to the Mets franchise homerun record. 🐻‍❄️ #LGM #LFGM #MetsWin

With his 8th inning home run, Pete Alonso moves into sole possession of second place on the franchise all-time home run list! Congrats, Pete! 👏🐻‍❄️

Season Sweep! 🧹 #MetsWin #LGM

Mets After Dark! #MetsWin #LGM

POLAR MF-IN' POWER! #Mets #LGM #LFGM

112.1 MPH OFF THE BAT 🔥

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15

Just fuck NY sports. Bunch of losers when it comes push to shove. I'm absolutely going to die before seeing any of my favorite teams win their respective championship.

That's a W! #MetsWin #LGM

I am so angry at Vientos and his stupid ass glove. But also what the hell was Rawlings thinking making a "web" like that? Ruined a chance at another scoreless 6 innings for Senga. ARGH!!! #Mets #LGM #LFGM

A whimsical polar bear! 🐻‍❄️ #Mets #LGM #LFGM

The Knicks are one win away from their first conference finals appearance in 25 years‼️

Ahh, @mets.com is back from the dead! Happy Mother's Day, all. #Mets #LGM #LFGM

Glad John and crew really got to enjoy new toy Camera 23 a ton! #Mets #LGM #LFGM

ATH??? Sacramento magic, baby.

Folio 21 (recto) from the Madrid Album B, by Francisco Goya, 1795–97, 📸 by @Maddiemeyer

Good luck to the Daywalker on his MLB debut today. He's about to handle some mf-ers who insist on ice-skating uphill. #Mets #LGM #LFGM

Richard John Smith as Obi in Three-Fingered Jack, artist unknown, 1819, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

Jalen Brunson's game-winning three sends the New York Knicks into the second round 🔥