Pauline Hanson gets on camera telling everyone that her offices are INUNDATED with calls - We are calling it BULLSHIT. We called both of her offices in Canberra and QLD, this was the result: 1/. 22 seconds ANSWERED 2/ 8 seconds ANSWERED 3/. Three rings ANSWERED youtube.com/shorts/Tcu3Q...

Pauline Hanson. Sit on my face - Featuring Barnaby Joyce.

Melania, The Movie. London premiere. 3 pm session: 1 ticket sold 6 pm session: 2 tickets sold That’s it. Three humans. Meanwhile Noisy clip is out here doing laps around her like it’s training for the Olympics. 👉 Repost 👉 Comment - algo push - make Noisy the movie trash Trump's HAHAHAHA

Pauline Hanson "I'm cumming after you Albo" and she likes BUTT, Albo's butt.

#auspol The Hordes of Hanson

Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/

@bsky.app Hi, do you offer a Credit Card verification method instead of an ID/Face Scan? The KWS (Epic Games) privacy policy has too many risky clauses regarding biometric data & their "AgeGraph" network for us to feel safe Full breakdown coming to our blog soon.🐘 #Privacy #DataProtection

@bsky.app offers a "Credit Card" verification method instead of an "ID/Face Scan. We have read the privacy statement at KWS which has unacceptable risks in regard to their privacy statement (which we can detail in our blog if you wish to see what they are) Cheers

World issues a stunning warning about Trump. He's an egomaniacal, narcissistic, rapist, racist, sexist, thick-as-shit bully and grifter.

Maggot!

Oh noes! The plebs are fighting back! We thought they would huddle in their homes in fear and submission. Coises!

she is great youtu.be/DMPe_e-WRMk?...

Hi @stormin68.bsky.social 👍

#PaulineHanson gains 2 Million voters “A poll of 1,608 voters delivers Pauline Hanson 2 million new supporters” No. What actually happened: -1,608 people were surveyed from one electorate -Results extrapolated to Nationwide That’s narrative laundering Remember #CraigKelly? 30,000 new members?

Craig Kelly is right for once. IT IS Monday. Well done #CraigKelly. youtu.be/k7kpc6c-JHQ?...

Remember 1996? The Dancing Baby? He's back. Trump the dancing baby. youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s

Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher. youtu.be/LZWDiCCpBJI

Donald Trump reckons he knows "more about grass" than anyone - YES, he said that. We reckon Snoop Dogg would disagree? Donald, high, Snoop... youtu.be/Ew5c55wjeCk

Michaelia Cash rants on SkyNews and unintentionally shows she doesn't read the new. PLUS some outtakes and piss takes. youtu.be/LSDewlOtxuw

Martini get us through the day, at Noisy HQ. youtu.be/Pq7lLa8DvX8

Nigel Farage is a beady-eyed little goblin youtube.com/shorts/busBe...

Remember the #DancingBaby phenomenon back in 1996? Well, it’s back — and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault. Enjoy. Ooga Chaka… youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s

Barnaby Joyce On the Sky News Bolt report with James Macpherson. "MICE HAVE NO COURAGE" "He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out. "I know tourists and nobody cares" View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs

Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped. THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption. Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...

The Orange Lizard. We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it. We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons. Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes #LizardPeople www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...

Guardian US: President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.

Albo not invited - Really? Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out 🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers #AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it. That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering. youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk

HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch #SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7" (Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.) Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...

In case you forgot. 2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”. — Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one) 2025: Wait... who has what now? Nukes? Are you fkn sure? #NuclearWeapons #War

Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking. Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱 Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready. Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification. Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately. 🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.

BLUE TICK hahah Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood ✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”

Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin He'll have his own TV show next. #BackflipBoofhead #FLIPPER

Thank you Kerrie O’Brien and James Kirkwood for the lovely interview and fabulous photo. ‘Lyrebird’ is out next week!

We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff. We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage. #MakeupTheMoron

Ever wondered what Liberal #Troll Farms really look like? Here’s a sneak peek. As seen by many Pizza delivery personnel. ⚠️WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED Spoiler: They sweat. They cry. #LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls #CensoredForCrybabies Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8

In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble. When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe. #DontVoteDutton

Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton Video: Oops.

Peter Dutton in party mode. While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!" Gina's Weiner gets it on.

#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton. While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet. We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.

When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in. #PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything? 🔹 No women. 🔹 American dollars. But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton

#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to. "He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"

Peter Dutton, Tuvalu, Kiribati, and other sinking Pacific islands send their best wishes, cock #Cyclone

This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone. IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.

🤬 arsehole.

I don’t hold a hose, mate" was bad. But "I don’t hold a schnitty, mate"—while Queensland braces for a #Cyclone next-level wankfuckery. #IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch

The debate we've all been waiting for #JimChalmers vs #AngusTaylor Watch as Treasurer @JEChalmers asks Angus Taylor the tough questions and gas boy gapes like a guppy. #Budget #Election2025 youtu.be/cBsw7zZHJRE

#JDVance too chicken to tell Elon to fuck off and get changed into a suit. Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy? All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on" #DoubleStandardDickHeads NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.

#Zelensky gives in and gives #Trump what he wants, #RAWEARTH. Ukraine to keep RARE earth minerals. Because Trump is a Dim Dump.

#Zelensky "Ok Trump, I'll play Your silly game and dress like you"

We don't think, we know. Now either read the posts properly, we can only explain it to you, we can't understand it for you. Seek professional help. Class dismissed. Off you go, dragging your own ignorance like a set of rusty fetters.