Me: cozy and warm on the couch, 29 degrees outside, “maybe I’ll just stay home this morning.” Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics

I am “for Christmas I bought myself a new Lodge casserole dish and 1-year subscriptions to Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Southern Living” years old.

I can’t believe we started the year with the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and ended the year with 50 Cent releasing the Diddy documentary. Everything else may have sucked, but this year was golden for rappers publicly dragging sex offenders.

Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.

Yay Mamdani!!!

ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE. My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around. archiveofourown.org/works/73008721

Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?

I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.

Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words. Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k It’s called growth… I think.

I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now

I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.

Thinking about her* *the political status of omegas in the omegaverse

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (lmao) by Chelsey Czargasm, age [redacted]. (it’s a summer fic roundup) www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...

I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.

I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?

I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀

I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF

@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️

There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.

I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.

Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.

Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way

Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.

More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.

hell yeah, export this nationally please

Why do I know so much about the NYC mayoral race? I never asked for this.

Sunday scaries hit extra hard coming back from a week long vacation on the Adriatic Sea.

I am drinking an Aperol spritz in the airport lounge while waiting for my flight to Croatia. If you were wondering how things are going.

I think my favorite part of the Trump/Musk break-up is when Trump included the phrase “Thank you Hasan Piker” in a tweet. I cannot wait to see what Hasan had to say about that!

I close on my tiny home in the woods next week and I am so excited I can’t concentrate on anything JUST LET ME INNNNNN

Every morning when I wake up I sing the Degrassi: The Next Generation theme song in an attempt to gaslight myself into believing the world isn’t a burning trash heap. It actually works for a while.

Me: I wonder how Everest climbing season is going this year. Everest: 4 fatalities, helicopter evacuations, and just getting started, baby. Me: ah, as usual.

I’m in my trad witch era

I love that we have had one (1) day with the new pope and every single news outlet is running interviews with his brother to clarify that he is not a Cubs fan but a White Sox fan.

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

I am waiting for some white men to make a decision on something very important to my life and why is it always white men?

The Dream Daquavis duel is so fascinating. I am locked in.

Guys I put an offer in on a tiny house way out in the wilderness (in a community so it’s still very safe). Very exciting! Hopefully everything goes smoothly and they accept the offer and there are no issues.

I’m working at a coffee shop in some tiny nowhere town 2 hours from my city and my very delicious specialty latte and avocado toast cost $9. Total. Together. It would be double the price at my normal coffee shop. The latte is wildflower flavored and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever tasted.

I casually asked my HR in passing what would happened if I moved to Europe and she was like, “…just keep an address in the US and we’re totally fine”

Anyone wanna give me $200k? No reason at all definitely not so I can buy 5 acres and some goats.

*sobbing* what if I don’t want to live in a city with six million other people anymore???

Sobbing at the dog park while listening to “Possum By Night” because the world is ridiculously hard right now, but at least we have possums.

Do not quit your job the market just got flooded with scientists Do not quit your job the market just got flooded with scientists Do not quit your job the market just got flooded with scientists

I’m in a big bang right now and our first progress check in isn’t for two weeks. So I finished the fic today. Whoops.

I couldn’t sleep so I did my taxes. I hope the kids on the internet are happy.

I hit 100k words of fanfic written in 2025 and it’s only March. This is fine. 😐

It was me. I was the friend.

Not sure what it says about the chronically overworked and under-rested state of USAmericans, but I fell asleep twice during my root canal today.

Me: I really need to clamp down on excess spending so I can save up Also me: an entire Lenox spice village! BUY NOW.